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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 5h

Make a band more Papist by altering one word: The Curia.

FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 6h

I just watched a simulation of a lunar breakup event. Terrible destruction everywhere, millions of fiery impacts, quarter mile-high waves, & the defiantly-numb PM gremlin in my brain was like: "You're gonna have to call everyone up real quick & remind them to hit submit on their timecards..."

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 6h

My Scottish gran anytime she watched a horror movie with us: “Mercy on, she’s gan up the stair? Up the stair! Dinnae be daft, quine; the door’s right there. Out ye go!”

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 6h

"How did you get into TTRPGs?" A broken arm.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 6h

"Talent is a 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙪𝙚𝙙 interest." ~Bob Ross to all of us "You're not even an AI influencer!" ~Random bootlicking slopper to the Pope

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When Trump and his GOP co-conspirators are convicted for insurrection, all acts and appointments, including SC justices, need to be rescinded, full stop.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Katie Britt, remembering everything she ever did as ol' Dick Shelby's staffer, wondering if any of it was worth it now. Also, a rare glimpse of real shock that the right-wing bro-sphere chat about Jack Smith conspiracies she feeds on alongside boxed wine and baby tears might not be totally legit.

Alabama Senator Britt staring blankly, slack-jawed, mouth agape, empty, soul-less, eyeliner making it look like she's wearing a skin-mask of a person.

Man behind her looks like Chris Hansen just welcomed him into the house.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Henry IV Part 2, Act 1, Scene 2 “Villain, I have done thy fucking mother.”

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Not for nothing, despite considering myself somewhat politically well-read, coming across what "TribFest" actually consists of was a bit of a disappointment today, frankly.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

For those of you GMs who still force people to track gear and encumbrance, I humbly present this image of my character.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

While its obvious to everyone the whole sniper/drone aspect of this Arc de Mentia BS is just so he can claim 'national security' as a legal loophole, listening to this jack wad describe it is exactly how my 5 year old nephew describes his villain's secret lair. Dumbest timeline, this one.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Refuse to debate? Dropped from the ballot. Refuse to hold open, in-person town halls where people can speak freely? You're barred from office. Take foreign $$? Lose security clearance permanently, $$ confiscated by IRS in full, barred from office. These aren't revolutionary ideas, folks.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"U.S. Government Sites Hacked due to Private Company's Lack of Basic Security Protocols. OpenAI CEO, Shareholders, and Cybersecurity Directors Fully Responsible." There, now go back to journalism school, whoever wrote the article.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It is early 2028. USA has defeated Iran 211 times; Cuba 78 times (so far). McConnel's frozen head re-elected to the Senate. Trump Arch rebuilt 4 times due to heavier-than-expected sniper nests. The Reflecting Pool renamed Reflecting Swamp. Algae forces US to accept humiliating peace terms.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The staggering level of irony with farmers - of all people - not getting the whole 'You reap what you sow' adage right now...

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just your friendly reminder that in a modern society, LEGAL means of expressing discontent, removing officials, etc. is the COMPROMISE position that benefits the powerful for their own good, keeping us from engaging in the older, more satisfying methods of settling grievances with the ruling class.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ah yes, named for the Muses: famously anti-creativity & human thought, and who definitely saw all art as something one could merely regurgitate from the scattered bits of other people's work. And this from a mythological tradition where nothing bad ever happened to creeps who spied on women.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Considering disability is the ONLY minority group everyone can (& prob will) join, anytime, whether you want to or not, even CISHET white folk, we really failed as a nation when he didn't get curb-stomped on live TV the day he mocked a disabled reporter. We are all diminished for that.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

George Clooney in the movie "Oh Brother Where Art Though", from the scene where he says, exasperated, "Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity - two weeks from everywhere!"

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We at the WHCA stand with our colleagues. Over here, at a respectful remove, busily licking boots and minding our own business. Being good boys and girls for daddy. We're sooooo, so ang-ey at this. Signed, Jacqui Quisling👢😛

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

So when no charges are filed here, when my toaster ends up in an Anthropic shareholder's occupied bathtub next week, & I, standing there afterward with police, point at the toaster & say "That toaster murdered this citizen who's house I'm standing in! Its Skynet!" I'm totally in the clear, right?

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I like my women like I like my coffee. The only reason my useless butt gets anything accomplished at all.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If some people could just grasp the amazingly simple concept of Mind Ya Business™, we'd have a much better world. GFY to anyone who thinks its their business who someone else sleeps with, is attracted to, believes, or feels. Why is this so difficult for so many people?

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If the next candidate for POTUS doesn't use the words "damnatio memoriae" at least once during their campaign, I will be more than a little bit disappointed.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Brought to you by the admin promising: The trick to save on groceries is eating less. The trick to healthcare costs is to be healthier. The trick to high inflation is to be rich. The trick to rampant corruption is to jail whistleblowers. The trick to illegal immigration is to shoot US citizens.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Post your best "you're a professional when..." takes! You're a professional when you click the tongs 3 times each use, rather than the working class standard of 2. You're a professional when you have a 4-year degree, but only if its from a school with a non-mammalian mascot.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If Democratic candidates for office aren't visibly, consistently angry & promising harsh & costly responses to the last nearly 2 years of corruption & violence, they're not meeting the fucking moment. Nobody is going to get excited anymore for the business as usual / reconciliation approach.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Lots of Hegseths - a thread. Every unit I've ever been in has had at least one Hegseth in it; that O-2 or junior O-3 that lives in the gym, stationed close to the mirrors, phone ever in hand, Under Armor from head to toe. The guy who got put in charge of environmental, or slotted as . . .

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Hats off to Charlie Kirk for not being a shitty Butthead-looking racist dweebus for one full year! Also, honorable mention to Ashli Babbit, 5 years and 8 months sober! You too can change, MAGA. Follow their examples!

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

When someone says "ask ChatGPT" as an actual, non-ironic, real-world piece of advice, I find it harder and harder each day not to take a giant wet crap, put it up to their ear and say "what's it telling us to do?"

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Hey Canada! I have the best suggestion for a lake you can claim you've named in honor of Trump...

Google maps image of "Stupid Lake" in northern Manitoba, Canada. This is an actual lake.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Step 1: Rename it the Department of War. Step 2: Pick a fight with a 2nd rate regional power. Step 3: Lose the war.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

TIL about the Whittaker family (via a very exploitative Netflix doc) who supposedly started inbreeding several generations ago, so much so that some of them only communicate through grunts and barks. Anyway, so sad about all these MAGA farmers losing their land. Too bad.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Jolene, if by some strange chance you did make it to heaven, you're about to get a Tennessee-sized ass-whoopin', girl.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This mountain is bigger than a cookie. This giraffe is taller than the world's tallest man. This car carries more than the strongest toddler. This piece of steel is stronger than skin. This phone is smaller than your house. This dildo is more useful than the writer of this article.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Breaking News: Airplane go more fastest than Usain Bolt. Car vroom vroom too. Big speed. Such fast. Super news, not at all useless comparison.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty HUMINT Analyst: Our level of confidence in assessing the current contents of the cup is low. The source is a first-time reporter, whose reliability is unverified. Source is aware they may be influencing US Government decisions.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Democrats in Congress should publicly post the cost of tearing down the ballroom and the arch. They need to bring up this price tag every time they speak, and treat it as fait accompli that they WILL HAVE TO BE TORN DOWN. No caveats, no middle-of-the-road pondering, but THIS WILL HAPPEN.

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Starry Knight Press @starryknightpress.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

They have so much fun on this show! Muppets in space, yes!! I literally can't wait for the new episode to drop each week, like a kid at the holidays! It's torture waiting, because every one is a strange new world in itself! So excited!! #LLAP 🖖 #STSNW blog.trekcore.com/2026/08/new-...

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New STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS Photos: “Level-Five Transporter Accident”

STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS continues its fourth season this week with “Level-Five Transporter Accident,” and here’s a set of new photos from this Thursday’s long-teased puppet episode!

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

“God forgive me, I was sorry to hear that Sir W Pens maid Betty was gone away yesterday, for I was in hopes to have had a bout with her before she had gone, she being very pretty. I have also a mind to my own wench, but I dare not, for fear she should prove honest and refuse and then tell my wife.”

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The candidate who vows to abolish ICE, break DHS into component parts, make prediction markets illegal, regulate/nationalize crypto & GenAI, tax oligarchs, end Citizens United, create single-payer healthcare, create tenable UBI, & break up monopolies is doing the bare minimum to earn our votes.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

It should not be a controversial take to say we should hang traitors and nazis and fascists and insurrectionists and billionaires.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

What? The crime machine is now watermarking crime, and criming crimers who use the crime machine for criming are crying about it? Crime me a river

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

If Hasbro was serious about making REAL money they should put the use of dark vision, the ability to play Tieflings, and players being allowed to say "it's what my character would do" behind a subscription wall. Make it like using heated seats in a BMW!

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Hi, I'm a 122mm rocket, strong enough for Jaysh al Mahdi, but made by Russia!

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