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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 1h
Broncos running the “2023 Bryce Young Offense” I promise this will not work.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now *that* is a helluva reference. Oh it takes me back lol
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I get that picture day is increasing expensive because we live in hell, but do these people realize those images are not of their children?
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pro-lifers miiiiighty silent right about now…
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Freddy Krueger Getting Ready
ALT: Freddy Krueger Getting Ready
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He can’t quit if he just walks into the Pacific and is never seen again
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As both a beardo and a weirdo, I would very much like to fight Mr. Big Tough Warrior
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry, I meant that to be sarcastic since that another common complaint without evidence.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To paraphrase Paul Mooney, “everybody wanted to hang with Epstein, but don’t nobody want to hang with Epstein”
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also the first Browns QB to be accused of sexual assault by 24 different women. Even Brian Sipe can’t say that.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Am I allowed to blame the artificial turf?
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The #Panthers lost, sure. But at least we don’t have a QB who raped at least 24 people.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BS roughing call that negates an INT. Brutal is right.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seems like play action finally set up the run
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They have talent. Their offense does too, just limited by their QB
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not OPI if you push the defender out of the way with booty cheeks
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Will be interested to see how he adapts in the second half
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The “Deshawn Watson comeback” narrative Fox is running with is infuriating. He’s not a QB who was bad and injured and trying to make it back. He’s a guy accused of sexual assault by 24 women. Fuck that guy forever.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The best answer ever and it’s not even close: Event Horizon
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am 41 with two kids. I heard people talk about the song online so I put it on. It’s not something I would hear organically, mostly because I usually listen to metal or country music from the 1970s. What’s popular isn’t always for everyone.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol sure religion has resulted in bad things but gospel music is not one of the bad things
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many robots that do 1 thing >>>> 1 robot that does many things
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m also in NC and this is all a byproduct of the Republican gerrymandered state house. Most folks are proud of the university system, which means conservative chuds have to kill it.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Arch Manning did 9/11
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol the Panthers (and the rest of the NFC South) play this exact same schedule just at a different time. Nonsense post. Complete jabberwocky. Tomfoolery even.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman as Woodward and Bernstein in All The Presidents Men
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ice coffee to a job interview? Yall are getting interviews? And can afford coffee? IN THIS ECONOMY?!?
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The couch fucker trying the Uno Reverse maneuver isn’t going to work the way he thinks.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Really enjoying @minakimes.bsky.social “Winners and Woofs”, but a bit surprised Bryce Young’s performance wasn’t mentioned. Given the expectations going into the season, and now he’s 2nd in passing and tied for 1st in TDs, it’s looking like he’s winning a big check. youtu.be/WdOoNU9Kq-E?...
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Jaxson Dart Injury News + Rams-Giants & Week 2 Reaction | The Mina Kimes Show Featuring Lenny
YouTube video by Mina Kimes - ESPN
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Using this example to convince my job to give me two years off.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Love a wet play call
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Bryce Young Life
ALT: Bryce Young Life
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Bryce Young's Celebration Dance
ALT: Bryce Young's Celebration Dance
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dude is starting to put the pieces together early. Love to see it
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
To start the game, this is correct
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Have we confirmed the defense is playing today?
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Galaxy Quest: Never Give Up, Never Surrender!
ALT: Galaxy Quest: Never Give Up, Never Surrender!
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That fella strawng
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Arrested Development Gob
Alt: Arrested Development Gob
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I learned something today! This is so cool.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It is perhaps their biggest tell. Broadly, they just do not believe trans women are women.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Evero insists on playing DBs 12 yards off coverage. I just don’t understand.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Person Jumps into Green Dumpster in Alley
ALT: Person Jumps into Green Dumpster in Alley
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If the Panthers get this Bryce all year, they’ll win the division again. But unless Caleb comes back to earth, not sure they’ll win this game.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Seems like a difficult down and distance
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I did a stats deep dive on Bryce and, even with a small sample size, the difference between his good games and bad games is significant. His best games are in the Dak/Herbert range. His worst games are JJ McCarthy/Tua level bad. Wild variance! If he cuts the bad games, he’s a solid starter.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m interested in learning two things: - Can Bryce start faster, after three years of poor starts to the year? - Can Bryce be more consistent, where his average game resembles his best games from last year? Really need the answer to both of these to be “Yes” for the season to be a success.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We have created a world where it’s easier to yell at our peers than demand accountability from our representatives. Seems like that might have been on purpose.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Sorry lady, can’t free you because we need you here in the next movie.” “Oh, so I have an important part in the next movie?” “…yes.”
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
AI is still plugged into the wall right? Like, if we trip over the cord it cuts out like a vacuum. Feels like something worth noting.
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