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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
c’mon now…
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Arch Manning did 9/11
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman as Woodward and Bernstein in All The Presidents Men
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Seems like a difficult down and distance
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My hot take is that we should just make helmets look cool as shit
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Early Fantastic Four will knock a lot of people off that journey. Reed Richards is quite the misogynist!
Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four being an absolute chud.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Yeah I got that dawg in me. The dog in question:
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Meme that says “Best I can do is memes”
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I for one believe the American people should know whether a senior Senator has died or not.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Democrats: We need to figure out how to attract young male voters! Also Democrats:
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I got Jordan, Bron, and Joker and lost 2 games! Wtf!
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Um, @democrats.org… sending texts like this is wildly inappropriate. Was really not fun explaining what a “c*cks*cker” was to my 8-year-old when it popped on CarPlay…
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I graduated from undergrad in 2006, and today almost 20 years later, I have finally paid off my student loans. Please clap…
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Meanwhile 😈
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My dad has been using Boomer Attack Strategy of sending me random bullshit conservative media links, so I have decided to counter it with Millennial Academically Gifted Walls of Text in reply. He will never change his mind, but I’ll absolutely destroy the chat.
A wild screed of text I sent my dad showing how he’s an unthinking link consumer, one that he’ll never reply to.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Went to the science museum downtown without realizing today is the St. Patrick’s Day parade. Immediately thought of this page from The Boys
A page from the comic The Boys where the protagonist is in an Irish bar on St Patrick’s Day, a drunken group of revelers decked in green come in, and the Irish bartender proceeds to inform them that their shenanigans are unwelcome.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
*Jim Ross voice* “Baw gawd he’s broken in half!”
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Kermit the frog talking to another muppet, saying “imma keep it real with you chief… they’re bodying you in the comments and you fucking deserve it”
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Gentiles in this house about to get rocked
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
“I was a fiend, before I became a teen…”
The pope standing in front of a microphone with his eyes closed
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Glad Pat can find a buddy with the guy responsible for kidnapping children
An article describing the ICE invasion of Chicago.

I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.
Every day my phone buzzes. It is a neighborhood group: four people were kidnapped at the corner drugstore. A friend a mile away sends a Slack message: she was at the scene when masked men assaulted and abducted two people on the street. A plumber working on my pipes is distraught, and I find out that two of his employees were kidnapped that morning. A week later it happens again.
An email arrives. Agents with guns have chased a teacher into the school where she works. They did not have a warrant. They dragged her away, ignoring her and her colleagues' pleas to show proof of her documentation. That evening | stand a few feet from the parents of Rayito de Sol and listen to them describe, with anguish, how good Ms. Diana was to their children. What it is like to have strangers with guns traumatize your kids. For a teacher to hide a three-year-old child for fear they might be killed. How their relatives will no longer leave the house.
I hear the pain and fury in their voices, and I wonder who will be next.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Stop the count!
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Doing the damn thing. Let’s go America!
Family holding signs at a protest Protest in Apex, NCProtest in Apex, NC
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Out here in Apex, NC. Drove past another protest twice as big in Cary, and the Raleigh one starts later!
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Sign ready to go
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Every MAGA gang member right now
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
My local grocery store
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Someone’s about to be disappointed
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
This is where I post from
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Never wanted anything more than to just be this dead guy in a massage pod
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Yup. This is what 6’3” 225 looks like. Definitely round egg man measurements.
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Once again, I’m not a Republican so it’s impossible for me to understand economics. Can someone explain if this is good?
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Brb moving to France. I’m sure they would hate me, but I also hate me so it should be a great fit
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fmc @forestconner.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I’m not a Republican so I can’t be good at economy. Can some big smart conservative tell me, is this good?
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