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I pronounce the "p" in pumpkin. And in raspberry. CIS/Mediocrist/Dreamer/He/Him/Mister/Professor/Aspie 🫥

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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There’s this story on the news about a GOP politician’s wife giving away gasoline gift cards, and I was trying to figure out why she was dressed as an officer on the Reliant. #StarTrek #TWOK #MonsterMaroon #AccidentalCosplay
Kristi Rogers, wife of GOP politician Mike Rogers, confronts a Detroit driver at a gas station dressed in a maroon pantsuit with a wide leather belt that looks like it belongs on the USS Enterprise, Constitution refit.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Paying the sincerest homage to "The Band of Heathens", I humbly present my gospel version of their marvelous song "Nobody Dies From Weed", specifically retooled for the progressive, left-leaning Star Trek fandom. #TrekSky #StarTrek #420Trek #TheBandOfHeathens
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A cosplay I have presented since 2016.
A man old enough to know better dressed as Spaceman Spiff from Calvin & Hobbes, holding a stuffed tiger.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I just realized that I might be a member of LAARRP, the only organization that caters to the live-action role playing community for older people. #LARP #AARP #cosplay #GenerationJones
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A central theme of the latest episode of SNW (s4ep7) is that our reality is experienced thru our thoughts, feelings, & emotions. That's also the philosophical underpinning of my Infinite Possibilities certification as well, & I made a video about it for another social media platform. #StarTrek #IP
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
To misquote RuPaul: “We're all born naked, and the rest is cosplay.” #STEM #SirIsaacNewton #Cosplay #gravity #apple #renfaire
An aging STEM educator cosplaying an impression of Sir Isaac Newton in the early 18th century, holding a red apple whilst standing in front of a window display at the Lakeland Square Mall. The cosplay itself is comprised of a silky maroon justacorps, gold waistcoat vest, velvet pantaloons, buckled shoes, a long curly gray “powdered” wig, and a wide brimmed felt hat on top.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Sir Isaac Newton mingling amongst the fair-goers at the mall. (Like a scene cut from “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure”). #renfaire #newton #cosplay
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I do so appreciate good allegory. #startrek #ds9
A screen clipping of a social media post from a user named “Puff the Magic Hater” saying, “Ezri once told Worf, ‘The Klingon Empire is dying, and I think it deserves to die… I know this sounds harsh, but the truth is you have been willing to accept a government that you know is corrupt. Gowron is just the latest example.’ Later that day, Worf killed Gowron. This is a post about DS9.”
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A screenshot of Lieutenant Commander Data from episode 3 of the first season of Star Trek The Next Generation where he corrects Commander Riker who characterized the death of crew members due to a blown hatch vented into space as being “sucked out”. Data explains that the proper term is “blown out Sir.”
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’m studying Klingon for fun, and today I learned that the Klingon word for “cat” is “vIghro’”. As a native Terran, my pronunciation of this alien word is very much like the sound a friendly feline might make when getting to know you. #Klingon #cat #StarTrek
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A visitor fell into the Reflecting Pool today
A screen cap of Commander Riker engulfed in the black goo of Armus, Star Trek: The Next Generation, season 1, episode “Skin of Evil”.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Here’s the whole thing, from MegaCon earlier this year.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
He’s behind me, isn’t he?!?! #spookyempire #Kolchak #nightstalker
Selfie of an older-generation cosplayer dressed as Carl Kolchak from the Night Stalker, with a giant skull prop visible over his right shoulder.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Happy Towel Day to all my hoopy froods! #HHGTTG #HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy #DontPanic
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
If you aren’t getting your alcoholic beverage at a drive-through window, are you really on vacation?
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Great minds think alike! I imagined a Steampunk TNG officer in 2015 for MegaCon.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I’m pretty sure that my Klingon Duolingo lesson today was rickrolling me. #Klingon #StarTrek #Duolingo #rickrolling
A screenshot of a lesson from Duolingo teaching the Klingon language asking students to translate the sentence “not qajegh”, which in English means “I’m never going to give you up.”
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
His Majesty’s Secret Service had the perfect opportunity to take out a supervillain this week. Where is James Bond when we need him?
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I saw this on another platform and had to share.
A simple black & white graphic image of a question on a hypothetical cognitive test, labeled as such at the very top, with the caption “QUESTION: PLEASE IDENTIFY THE DOCTOR.” below that, with side by side drawings of what appears to be an outline of a physician on the left, and an outline of Jesus on the right. On the bottom of the graphic are spaces to write the patient’s name and the date.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Last Saturday, I was honored to be invited to participate in a historical reenactment event in Newberry, FL, loosely representing the initial clash between armed British soldiers and Colonial subjects of King George with their muskets in the New England towns of Lexington and Concord in 1775.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Carl Kolchak is researching another exclusive! #MegaCon #MegaConOrlando2026 #cosplay #NightStalker #Kolchak
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
This lighting fixture suggests that the Kryptonian Council is preparing to sentence someone to the Phantom Zone.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Your periodic reminder that living in the current timeline is entirely optional. #HistoricImpressionist #History #British #redcoat #GreenCoveSprings
A historic impressionist dressed in an 18th century British officer uniform, complete with red-fringed leaf-bladed pike and straight officer’s sword, standing outside of the North Florida Military Museum, posing for the camera.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Fixed it!
A heavily-Photoshopped image of a sign originally saying "JOAN JETT 4 PREZ!!" that instead says, "JETT RENO 4 PREZ!!", as a tribute to the most wonderfully sarcastic Starfleet engineer of all time.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Hegseth got it wrong. War isn't Hell. It's worse. #MASH #war #hell #iran
Stylized cartoon panels from Season 4, Episode 7 of the American TV show "M*A*S*H" that originally aired on October 17, 1975. The dialogue is between surgeon Captain Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce and Father John Mulcahy as they are working to save lives in a makeshift surgical room during the Korean conflict.

Pierce: "War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell.And of the two, war is a lot worse."

Mulcahy: "How do you figure that, Hawkeye?"

Pierce: "Easy, Father. Tell me... who goes to Hell?"

Mulcahy: "Sinners, I believe."

Pierce: "Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. But war is chock full of them. Little kids, cripples, old ladies... in fact, except for a few of the brass, everyone involved is an innocent bystander."
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I just want to live in that community shown at the beginning of HBO’s 1983 “Feature Presentation” intro. Is that too much to ask?
Fuzzy screen capture from the 1983 HBO Feature Presentation intro showing a city street with a theater house at the end. The representation is likely a model constructed by artists working with HBO to create this memorable intro for paid cable television content.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Prototype ride vehicle.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
No spoilers for Starfleet Academy S01 E05, but if you —like me— are of a certain age, you might appreciate a recessed memory that immediately surfaced from my consciousness while watching the beginning of the story: “Mork calling Orson… come in Orson…” #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy #SFA #Mork
Legendary actor and comedian Robin Williams as seen in his breakout role as the alien “Mork” from the comedy series “Mork and Mindy”.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The evil Mola Ram from “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” lords over his army of enslaved juveniles forced to live and toil endlessly in his underground mine, insisting that his operation is staffed with experts in dealing with children.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
My ex-wife used to get paid to portray Mrs. Claus with her second husband portraying Santa. It’s a little weird for me to think of myself as Mrs. Santa Claus’s estranged ex-husband.
Rankin/Bass version of Mrs. Claus that looks nothing like my ex-wife.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Stephen Miller’s early works weren’t so bad, you know.
An image of a frame from the classic film “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” (1968) featuring the villainous Child Catcher.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
😍😍😍
Zooey Deschanel wearing glasses.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Coming to a White House near you... #EastWing #Ballroom
A gaudy, gilded plaque posted outside of a tacky Greco-Roman-style wall next to a doorway indicating that low-life oligarchs are about to enter the "Jeffrey E. Epstein Ballroom".
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Post Someone who looks good in white.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
“You can’t put the shit back in the horse.” -Walt Disney
Vintage photo of Walt Disney happily mugging with two horses.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I wonder if this driver intentionally looks for old Souls like mine and parks next to them? #Hearse #OldSoul #Kia #KiaSoul #Uber #LastUber #GrimReaper
An older model hearse with the license plate reading “LST UBER” (“last Uber”) parked next to a red 2010 Kia Soul in a Florida parking lot.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I’m not sure how much of a Star Trek fan I am, but there are signs. #StarTrek #CreationEntertainment #STORL #StarTrekOrlando
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
“Back To School” (1986) is an “Iron Man” prequel.
Movie frame capture of Robert Downey Jr. as Derek Lutz wearing a helmet with a rocket through it, and a crude “no football” graphic pasted on the front from the 1986 film “Back To School” starring the late great Rodney Dangerfield.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Too cloudy on the Atlantic tonight to see the full moon rise. Oh, well.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Firing the person that gives you a critical economic warning is the economic equivalent to putting black tape over your low oil pressure warning light.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
From 2017, but seems relevant now.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Using the term “PDF file” as a euphemism is that kind of brand recognition you can never buy, and based on their policies towards artists, I couldn’t be happier for them. #Adobe #Acrobat #Spam
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Me being me.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The conspiracy theory that no one seems to be talking about is that either the Twilight Zone series exists in Star Trek canon, or Anthony Fremont is Q. #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrek
Child actor Bill “Billy” Mumy in his role for the anthology series “Twilight Zone” where he played Anthony Fremont.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Threat to Humanity
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Preparing to face off against the Spanish at Fort Mose on Saturday. #FortMose #reenactment #BritishOfficer
A posed photo of a reenactor portraying an 18th century British officer during the War of Jenkins’ Ear in 1740.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I friend and I were discussing this casting possibility yesterday. #StrangeNewWorlds #AlanTudyk #CaptainDecker
A mock-up of a Star Trek: Strange New Worlds title poster featuring actor Alan Tudyk dressed in a Command gold tunic portraying Captain Matt Decker. The character was first scene in the Star Trek: The Original Series episode "The Doomsday Machine" as Commodore Decker, whose ship the USS Constellation (NCC-1017) was destroyed by the automated, cone-shaped planet killer.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The sequel Kubrick never gave us.
A mock-up of a movie poster for the sequel to “Barry Lyndon” (1975) where the titular character has been fitted with a cybernetic leg prosthetic and is brandishing weapons to get revenge on Lord Bullingdon for destroying his life.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
It helps if you once shared an office with one of the authors.
An image of the book “Building A Better Mouse; The Story of the Electronic Imagineers Who Designed Epcot” by Steve Alcorn & David Green.
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Foremost Authority 🫥 @foremostauthority.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
It’s tough to explain to young people why we have to do this shit every 60 years. #resist
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