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Wasted Space

@forbesquad.bsky.social
285 followers 257 following 728 posts

Pitt fan who has nothing to add to the common discourse. Following me probably won’t get you anywhere.

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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, I just haven’t turned on the TV streaming is polluted Radio stations also unacceptable
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I remember a gag flash game for bathroom - specifically urinal - etuiquette for guys. Ladies found it fascinating I think one for ladies would be equally interesting to me(a guy) for 30 seconds or so. Basic lesson was don’t saddle up next to another guy already there.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
House next door used to have a urinal on an outside wall
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes! Tried, and will try again, teaching youth to use a map at Scouts yesterday The importance of finding relevant markers and major roads in order to orient oneself is slight lost
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not at all! In fact I found it very confusing when one of my twins did it to herself, but not the other twin.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How much fun is it to play the role of Lucy Van Pelt?
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Neigh
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Well nourished and pleasantly oriented” was on my chart So I’m plump and not an asshole Fine, I guess
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#1 gap between the detached garage and the fence behind it when you are adequately hydrated but doing yard work and don’t want to take off boots to go inside #2 in the morning when camping and you made it through the night without waling to pee and having to unzip a tent #3 flush toilet - a miracle
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t want the shit my brain thinks up to be expanded on. I want to get somebody else’s thoughts and feelings and pain and be hit a way I didn’t know I could be hit. My thoughts have never given me the chills. Other peoples words have.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cat snakes! Don’t boop the snoot though
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Already had one of the kiddos get flu a. Nobody else did in the family because we were all vaccinated two weeks prior. Pretty sure that kiddo has some internal biology that makes him more likely to get hit because the same thing happened last year. All hail tamiflu.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah but are you taking that coffee on a job interview? /ducks cup of coffee being thrown at my head
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck yeah Feels so great to get onto a schedule of life that doesn’t have imaging in it.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Der hammerschlinger? Pretty sure that’s a high-school Rammstein cover band
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
His might have been as well, but the “M” in his avatar won’t acknowledge that song most likely.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@soletssay.bsky.social if you want a non watching football activity with the kiddo tonight in HOU send me a DM. Public, so I want be dropping you off in a bayou.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I want to say “stop looking at us” but you know what, look at us Roast our athletic department mercilessly for it. It might just make things better for everybody long run. And at least we didn’t completely step on a rake in the field last night.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is DiCarlos erasure, which is fine because I wish I never had any of them.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Presto white plastic air popper On my second one in 20 years. It works
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Behold, the petard with which he wishes to hoist himself
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you get a unsweetened pork or rib rub that also isn’t particularly spicy, please share. I have one I love but is too spicy for the kiddos. Been using an off-the-shelf Fiesta brand rub to keep them happy.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No lies here
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As an employee of a state-related company that is a provider of last resort (and also very competitive in the market) I agree. Figuring out cell service will be a bear though.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thanks for sharing your journey. It seems like you feel very good on this side of it, and I am very happy for you.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I dated the exact girl he was looking for long, long ago. She was great, and has a husband that is nothing like him now. The problem is you, dude.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
As a person who abandoned all sugar in non-alcoholic drinks Team Lyte Show (please don’t ruin it for me by telling me the company is hyper political)
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I was asked to put a unicorn in a microwave twice in the last week. It hurt so bad
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh shit, coming to Houston I’m going to need to order a Nordiques jersey to wear now.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fred Rogers is the only person in my lifetime I considered (past tense) worthy of sainthood. St. Dolly kept her head down and did work.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I love my pellet grill, but don’t want the cleanup on it from use as often as I grill on propane. If I had space concerns though, just the pellet grill is the right answer.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Annika is awesome. I wasn’t sure if she would make the work her own or be a mercenary playing Neil’s notes. She plays his notes. She fucking nails them as well as any dude could. She is perfect.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
To be very clear, I thoroughly enjoyed the episode and my day was better for having heard it.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@robinpr.bsky.social is this where I am supposed to complain about the omission of Tina Turner’s “Proud Mary” from the covers episode? Yeah it’s a week late, but I finally got to it.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Let him cook Think of all the assholes that register their car in Wyoming(or Montana, can’t remember) to dodge taxes. Let their votes only count there.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
That was quite the hook in the 2:19 pic Hope all is well
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Thankfully I do not have the riveted blades. More thankful for CPSC
A bottom view of the blades from a Cuisinart food processor. Fortunately not recalled blades.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I love giant novelty check. We have one at work and I want very much to hold it one day. I’m not on the marketing and PR end though
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
And he shall be Leon And he shall be a good dog
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Al three of my kids are August, (almost) 13 and just hit 7
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Thank you. I was working on a Justin Trudeau joke but not getting far.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Getting their foot run over by a pull behind wagon. But with shoes on so not a cut or anything.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Pierre is an PR software “AI” if you will
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It’s a universal sign outside of Texas as well, but not a good one.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Sorry, my memory is struggling with luggage while transporting three kids. I’m glad your memories are positive ones with that tile.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The ones that ruin your luggage wheels with the grout gaps? Cool
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Not Gooch though, right? Currently the wife and I are trying to figure out if they gave Janitor lifts to make him loom even more over the characters
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Rewatching now, JD is a pain in the ass and it’s hard to root for his love life to go well. It is easy to hope his career does well though.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yes. Always smile at the baby and try to get positive reactions. Why? Pleasant baby is better for everybody, including you.
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Wasted Space @forbesquad.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Cleaner uses it on glass cooktop. Very effective.
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