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Joel Kin

@foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
44 followers 4 following 388 posts

Vegan, climber, baker. “An expert in the field of computer programming” but I mostly just post about fermentation. He/him. 🌉 bridged from mastodon.social/@foon on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy

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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
What the fuck
The iOS translate app translating the French word “bâché”, which means “under a tarp, as the English word “snay”, which is not a word at all
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
Starting—starting!—to figure out pizza in the new place. Different flour, different tomatoes and cheese, different (electric!) oven, different mixer… but we’re getting there. #pizzursday #pizza #baking #sourdough
A Neapolitan style pizza with spots of mozzarella and large pepperoni. The crust isn’t exactly leoparded but it’s browning in a way that’s not dissimilar.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
And finally a twofer. Here we do have foot eyes, hand eyes, and some really lovely color that is still vivid after 800 years. Expand the full image, it rewards close attention. #ArtHistory
Another chapel interior. The central figure is a seated Christ. He’s surrounded by many angels, only two of which are our fellas. There is also a bird-headed woman and a woman-headed bird flanking him. An angel with all the trimmings. This one has a more naturalistic face than what we’ve been seeing. A similar angel but looking the other way. We see one wrist eye.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
This is the first one to show a little ankle, which I’m surprised doesn’t have any eyes on it. Strange oversight. #ArtHistory
Another chapel interior, this one larger. There’s central figure is the infant Christ on the Virgin’s lap. A six-winged angel, eyes on wings and hands. His legs are visible from the knee down, with no eyes visible.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
Intermission. I don’t know if this dog is biblically accurate or what but I bet he inspired Picasso. Or maybe Hideaki Anno. #ArtHistory
A dog with seven eyes, three on the left and four on the right, stacked vertically.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
This one is much more cheerful, presumably because he has his biblically accurate doggy with him. #ArtHistory
Another chapel, another large central Jesus flanked by friends and family. Another six winged eye-covered angel, posed next to a dog-like creature also covered in eyeballs
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
This one seems less than pleased with his situation. Perhaps the censer he’s holding is chafing his hand eyeball. #ArtHistory
Another chapel interior. There’s a large central Jesus figure, flanked by saints and angels. Another six winged angel. He’s got a glum expression. He has even more eyes, including some on his inner wrists. He’s holding a censer in one hand.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
Your classic biblically accurate angel. Six wings, too many eyes. It’s what it says on the tin. #ArtHistory
The interior of a restored chapel, furnished with fragmentary religious murals. An angelic figure with six wings: two up, two down, one to either side. The wings are covered with eyes. The lower ones cover the angel like a cloak. There are also eyes on its outstretched palms.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
My eclipse photos are pretty garage—90 seconds is not much time to figure out how your phone camera works!—but it was incredible to see with the naked eye and I recommend it heartily.
A wide photo of the eclipse showing dawn-ish light to the left and right with night and an eclipsed sun in the middleA zoomed in eclipse photo, blurry as hell, showing the corona around the moon
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
You cannot take a bad picture inside La Sagrada Família. I tried. #FensterFreitag
A bank of stained glass windows ranging from green to orange, sunlight streaming in through them dying an interior space in absolutely saturated color
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
Barcelona is very pretty
A view down a narrow alley. There are old apartments on both sides. At the end is an arch cut through a building with a verdigris green bay window above.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026
Two views of a Ferris wheel #paris #sunset
A shot facing west from rue de Rivoli. The temporary Ferris wheel installed in jardin des Tuileries is on the left. Sunset dead ahead. Inside the garden, Ferris wheel on the left, Olympic flame powered hot air balloon (?) on the right
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
Welcome to the nation that invented gastronomy,
A sign advertising Cheetos and Doritos hot dogs. I live in France.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026
Yooooooo
A tiny red three-wheeled car
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
Stained glass shadows in a church in Dubrovnik
The stone interior wall of a church, with tall stained glass shadows from one side cast on the supporting columns of the other
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
Can I interest anyone in a discreet banana
Label for a “hidden waist bag”, or in French, “banane discrete”
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/06/2026
Today included voted for the people’s choice rose at the Bagatelle rose garden, and a lovely asparagus frittata. #vegan
A rose, densely packed petals. Each one is bright red on the inside and yellow on the outside. A frittata in a cast iron skillet. It’s chickpea flour, studded with asparagus, and has halved cherry tomatoes and la vie bacon bits scattered across the top.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026
LaCrèma had this amazing saffron date flavor as their special today. The person working insisted that I try it before I be allowed to get it; too weird for some people I guess? But listen: it was incredible. #vegan
A cup with a scoop of coffee ice cream, and a cone with a scoop of saffron and a scoop of vanilla. Both are topped with fluffy whipped cream.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/05/2026
Ok pretty good consolation prize though #baking #bread #sourdough
a round focaccia topped with asparagus and cherry tomatoesA slice of focaccia. The crumb is fairly tight.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/05/2026
Want to see the most French thing ever?
An Eiffel Tower made of bread, on a platform with the sign “fête du pain Paris 2026”
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2026
I met a wild hedgehog!
A cute little hedgehog on a bench.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/05/2026
Fontainebleau is beautiful and an absolutely unbelievable resource for climbers in Paris. It’s so wild to have world-class bouldering an hour (train ride!) from home. Too bad there’s no sport climbing though… #climbing
A wide angle shot of a boulder with crash pads in front of it. The boulder is 5-10 meters high (sorry I’m not good at meters) and totally riven with pockmarks. It looks like a set from Stargate. There’s a guy at the top, looking over the edge. A bright orange crash pad in front of a boulder. The crash pad is in sunlight and is reflecting onto the boulder face.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/04/2026
The good life! Le week-end !
An aperol spritz on a table with an out of focus blue sky behind itAn exciting rock face at Fontainebleau
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/04/2026
Turns out Paris has wild parrots too. I feel right at home!
A parakeet sitting in a tree
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/03/2026
Successfully made a bread! To be sure, some would argue that baking your own bread in France is like bringing coals to Newcastle. And this is true. But what if the commute is really pleasant? #baking #bread #sourdough #vegan
A dark brown round loaf of bread, heavily dusted with flourThe same loaf cut in half, exposing a fairly dense interior
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/03/2026
A good day in Paris
A fella climbing a boulder in Fontainebleau An aperol spritz on a bistrot table with a Haussmann apartment building in the background Notre dame shot from the south, with raking golden hour light from the west bringing the rose window into relief
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2026
“I assure you we’re open”
A note taped to a storefront’s shutter reading “restaurant ouvert rideau cassée”
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/02/2026
Real Blade Runner vibes on my walk home today
Neon signs at a Chinese restaurant against a backdrop of a building surrounded by construction scaffolding and a dark rainy sky
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/02/2026
I’m a week in to living in France. So far so bureaucratic. Somehow I have managed to sign up for a phone plan, a bank account (pending approval), and a year long lease on a furnished apartment (pending signatures). But Vélib’… velib escapes me.
A velib signup screen saying there’s a server error
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/02/2026
Sunset last night
A sunset in Paris. The sky is striped with dark cloud and some clear sky, but the bottom half of the sky’s clouds are salmon. There is a typically neat Parisian apartment building in the foreground. It’s wedge shaped.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/01/2026
Throwback to Toes napping in the most ergonomic fashion known to rabbitkind #bunnies
A little cow colored rabbit sleeping with her face smushed up against a hard metal coffee table base
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/01/2026
My wife made halloumi from Miyoko Schinner’s Vegan Creamery cookbook and it is amazing. So cheesy, great texture. (Forgive the presentation and poor photo, we don’t have a grill pan so no beautiful lines.) Underneath it is an einkorn bread I just baked! #vegan #cheese #cheesemaking
Three slices of bread on a plate. One has four slabs of yellowy white cheese on it. Another has peanut butter and jam (also homemade) and the third has just butter.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2026
Ominous news in the coffee shop line
A label on the floor reading GREAT NEWS, FRIEND 
YOU'RE NEXT
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/01/2026
A special treat for breakfast: jam and cream cheese filled sour cream bread. It’s basically a long danish. Homemade jam, homemade sour cream, tofutti cream cheese. #vegan #baking
A small plate with two 3” long sections of a braided bread stacked on it. The bread is fairly flat, and golden brown on top, paler on the sides. A bit of filling is visible. The same bread sections, seen face on. The filling is clearly visible: a layer of cream cheese atop a layer of jam.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/01/2026
Check out Best Pizza and Brew for all your eating restriction Venn diagram needs!
A menu entry for buffalo cauliflower fried in beef tallow
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/01/2026
It’s #pizzursday #pizza #baking #sourdough #vegan
A very nice looking pizza, topped with pepperoni and black spotted homemade mozzarella
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/01/2026
Class 4 #rainbow alert! #pdx
A full band rainbow arcs over Voodoo’s NE locationThe end of the rainbow is very vibrant
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/01/2026
TIL you can turn off the “news” aka ads in the stock widget. #ios
An “edit widget” screen showing a popup next to “stories” with “never” selected
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/01/2026
I know, I know, but I started the dough yesterday. This is a hybrid matnakash and a hybrid fougasse. #vegan #baking #sourdough #bread
A matnakash on a cutting board. This is an oval flatbread with deep furrows, meant to look like a plowed field. It’s golden brown with a lighter center, where it’s been brushed with yogurt. It’s topped with nigella and sesame seeds. A big ol’ puffy fougasse. It’s roughly round in shape, with five slits evenly arrayed around the center. It’s topped with rosemary and flaky salt. Both breads on the cutting board, looking handsome.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/12/2025
#sunset in Pacific City, OR
A wide shot of a beach. There’s a big rock in the ocean. Behind it is a sunset with a gradient from dark orange at the horizon, to lemon yellow, to periwinkle blue. There are a few people walking on the beach, slightly obscuring the reflection of the big rock.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2025
At my wife’s request, I made meatball subs for dinner. Note to those following along at home: 10” is too much bun. Learn from my delicious regrets and make a 6” bun. Also note: my wife has good ideas. #vegan #baking #cooking
Two halved meatball subs on an earthenware plate. One bun is coated in poppyseeds, one is plain. Both have squares of Violife provolone mostly covering meatballs in marinara. One sub has Impossible meatballs and the other has Gardein. Two sub buns, split open, each with one half full of meatballs and cheese. The same buns pre baking. One has unmelted squares of cheese, and the other is as yet uncheesed.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/12/2025
We are celebrating new years as the founders intended: with a large number of cookies #vegan #baking
A Tupperware full of tahini m&m cookies
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/12/2025
First meal with my new tempeh! This is a double mustard special: the tempeh is marinated in a mustard sauce, served with braised mustard greens. #vegan #cooking #fermentation
A pyramidal stack of golden tempeh slices, in front of a wet pile of greens oozing red liquid
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/12/2025
About 50 hours in, the tempeh is done and looking tasty. #vegan #fermentation
The block of tempeh is fully filled in with mycelium, beans only sporadically showing above the white surface A quarter block of tempeh on my hand. The cross section shows dense white mycelium surrounding beans. It looks like a nougatty candy bar.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/12/2025
Dinner tonight was homemade pasta with a preserved lemon sauce (they were also homemade) #vegan #cooking
A birds nest of pasta sits on a whole plate. It’s got a clingy yellow sauce. There are a few basil leaves scattered on top.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/12/2025
After about 30 hours the fungus is well established and producing enough heat to keep itself warm. Probably about a day until the tempeh is done. #vegan #fermentation
The slab of tempeh is now looking like tempeh. There are beans visible but the bag is mostly filled with white fungus.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/12/2025
20 hours later, the tempeh is showing some nice fungal growth. It’s also got some condensation inside the plastic, which isn’t ideal—the danger of a PNW ferment. Let’s hope it dries out. #vegan #fermentation
A plastic bag full of beans. It’s got barely visible white fungal growth, which looks more than anything like steam
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/12/2025
It’s been a minute but I’m starting a new batch of tempeh. Chickpeas and red beans. Check back in 12-24 hours for updates! #vegan #fermentation
A ziplock bag filled with beans
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/11/2025
Anyway, our thanksgiving plate was moderate but very delicious. #vegan
A dinner plate with four neat quadrants. Roast purple Brussels sprouts, sliced turkey with sambal, mashed potatoes, and creamed kale.
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Joel Kin @foon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/11/2025
Same energy
A screen capture of a closeup of Lilith’s mask from Neon Genesis EvangelionAn overflowing apple pie, two slices gone, with vents that look like the eyes on the mask
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