iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

All I want is a president I can trust around my grandkids.

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

The diseased old Supreme Leader who would have been dead in a year has been replaced by his 56-year-old son who deeply resembles him in appearance and ideology. The Corpse King has just assured us of another 30 years of iron-fisted rule of Iran, this time on steroids.

000

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

What I want to know is when is he going to invade Epstein Island?

000

Reposted by Mike Mullins

Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad. The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.

16414241212291

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Nicolas Maduro is not in the Epstein Files.

000

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Mike Wallace is churning in his urn right now.

000

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Apple and Google caved and removed ICEBlock from their app stores after Pam Bondi had a shit fit. The app still works if you already have it but you can no longer download it. Sounds very fashy.

000

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Even the klansmen of the 50s didn’t celebrate open racism as vociferously as this regime.

010

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

A shame he wasn’t raptured today.

000

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Let’s not take our eye off the ball!

031

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Dang, I nearly forgot today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. ARRRR!!! Where be the Epstein Files, ye beslubbering, beef-witted, swag-bellied, rump-fed, flap-mouthed canker blossom?THANK YE FER YER ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!

141

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

My brother was at a peaceful No Kings protest in Santa Barbara last weekend. A woman stopped her car in the middle of traffic and yelled at them, “You people are responsible for Charlie Kirk’s death!” He said “Methinks you are giving us too much credit.”

020

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

My brilliant brother Tim Mullins wielding his pen like a rapier. If this earns me a time out, it will be worth it.

020

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Q: What's the difference between Merrick Garland and Cholesterol? A: Cholesterol could still finish the job.

000

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

I don't relish being a tiresome scold, but if you are okay with this regime, seek help.

010

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Well, he finally got people to stop talking about how shitty his parade was.

000

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Am I supposed to feel sorry for Elon Musk because he's only worth 200 billion instead of 400 billion now? #tinyviolin

040

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

MAGA is clapping back by claiming Francis wasn't a real pope. He was compassionate. didn't vilify LGBTQ people, and didn't molest children. All non-starters in their book.

040

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

MAGA is clapping back by claiming Francis wasn't a real pope. He was compassionate. didn't vilify LGBTQ people, and didn't molest children. All non-starters in their book.

060

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Steve has still got it. Pretty funny for a banjo player.

120

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

It’s obvious they’re hiding as long as possible from the inevitable bending to his will.

000

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

He can fiddle while Rome burns but it did not end well for Nero.

020

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

To all of you who thought Trump was going to be your sword of retribution, it's your 401ks and IRAs tanking too. But at least you got pronouns out of the government.

020

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Lazy, but all I've got in me today.

020

Reposted by Mike Mullins

The Onion @theonion.com · 26/03/2025

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

3474550910022

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

In normal times there would have been mass resignations or firings. But because these idiots were appointed because of their incompetence, not in spite of it, we will probably not see any accountability.

010

Reposted by Mike Mullins

Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Found in London.

363134804108

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Probably AI but I like the color scheme

030

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Next he will say the radical left stock market is being very unfair to him.

000

Reposted by Mike Mullins

Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 07/03/2025

Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

1020208132097

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Tomorrow’s special. Trump inch-long hot dogs.

010

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Independent is sounding good right about now.

110

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

No matter what day it is it’s always infrastructure week.

000

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I couldn’t bring myself to watch but I heard this was every Republican for 99 minutes.

030

Reposted by Mike Mullins

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

what kind of shithole party boos Zelensky and cheers the Tate brothers

314104111951

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Is anyone more of a feckless coward than Marco Rubio? Sitting in cowed silence while the courageous leader of an invaded country is berated by two men not fit to shine his shoes. An utter disgrace.

040

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

SCOTUS upholds DOGE USAID freeze. What "originalist" gymnastics did they come up with this time to decapitate lawfully-passed Congressional funding?

010

Mike Mullins @foolmonti.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

I don't think there is any pee tape or that Putin has some kind of leverage over Trump. I think it's all because Trump genuinely has a huge, throbbing man crush on Putin. Full stop.

010