—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Did you know on average, a great white shark has at least 10 teeth. And they're sharp as a motherfucker! They can probably bite the baguettes at Panera and not have their jaw hurt for 3 hours. ...they're really tough. 000
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 28/08/2026No way all the heroes are here! Wouldn't it be cool if Peacemaker was here. Haha! Love that guy! If he could just show up .... now! ..... Now! Any second. Annnd ... Now ! Damn it! 010
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Does Spider-Man make his own webs? And what body parts is that limited to? 010
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 28/08/2026"Caught a guy smoking in the no smoke zone—! Wuh-oh! Big mistake there, bucko! Imagine the second-hand smoke some innocent grandma could get!! Totally annihilated the dude! Only way his family will recognize him now is by his filthy smoker lungs. BOOM! Smoke on that!" 000
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 07/11/2025// I'd love for you to cream me up, Windy 🥳 050
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 07/11/2025"Oh, so now fucking Spider-Man, the world's most overrated hero only good for the funny memes is going to lecture me on what's REALISTIC! Yeah? Did Stan Lee tell you to say that?? Well, y'know what? He's DEAD!" "AND SO ARE MY DREAMS OF GETTING PREGNANT, DICKHOLE!" 020
Reposted by —— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 07/11/2025“If only a hot, sexy alien would give me their alien fetuses too.” ✋😔 011
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 07/11/2025"How is a burrito going to help me experience the joys of motherhood?" "Also why the fuck does Spider-Man get to be real but my dreams of an evil alien lifeforce coming to insert its parasitic babies into me as a perfect, chosen host too much?" 020
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 07/11/2025SIGHS. "When is an alien going to impregnate ME?" 151
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 28/10/2025My long lost brother. I knew my mom was a loose legged harlot! It never was dad afterall. It's okay, you're home now. 000
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 28/10/2025People asking me my government name— snrrk! Yeah, OK! This isn't my first time at the rodeo, because I've never even been to the rodeo. You can't trick me, I know the secrets. And they're mean to the bulls. 010
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I'll have you know Hugh is a family name passed down from my great grandfather. 000
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Why do you need to write my name down?? See, you are interrogating me. What are you the cops? I know my rights. 000
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Uh, they were invented in 1985, so actually I was SIX! Bam. You're bad at math and I'm better. But since your idea of fun sucks balls that's soooo not surprising. As for my name - It's Hugh. Hugh Ganus. 010
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 27/10/2025What are you interrogating me now??? Can't a guy just live and breathe without being kidnapped to Kalamazoo??? Maybe I do secret stuff. Maybe I invented the toaster strudel. And my wealth is as risk of being used without my consent. 000
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Going through his phone, scrolling through every unanswered call & unread text. "C'mon, dude. This is so unlike you...You at least open them so I know you read them and just can't formulate a cool enough reply." Adrian muttered to himself. "Where are you, Peacemaker--" 000
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Uh, yeah? Why do I need to travel the world?? I have all my stuff right here? Packing it would be SO annoying and besides no one's gonna do my job if I leave and play keychain. 000
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 26/10/2025That's not even remotely fun. Dave and Busters especially??? No one goes there anymore, it's like the hangout for old white dudes to try and feel something again. I'm playing Nintendo in my room and waiting for the bestie to answer all 92 of my calls. 93 later. And 95 before I go to bed. 000
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Yeah?? Name ONE fun place because I'm having some serious doubts on your idea of fun here given it involves me chained to a little purse. 000
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 23/10/2025// Spooky's middle age dad music... I could just envision the bud light and grease coated hands after fixing up their car. 110
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 23/10/2025"Well, maybe you should have made the rules more clear because I heard the first thing that comes to mind when I look at you. Which didn't specify about you." "And maybe, man, I just have brussel sprouts on the mind." 000
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 23/10/2025For Halloween I wanna beeee. Fucked. Platonically. By my pals. 000
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 22/10/2025"What? The rules were I say the first thing that comes to mind." 000
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 22/10/2025// my grey face paint talks to me like the green goblin mask 010
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 22/10/2025// I'm not serious at all on this account Until one day I will be And I'll make it hurt 120
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 22/10/2025"Yeah, it's been in my head all day!" "...Beeschurger. Like WHERE do people come up with this stuff??? Ah, that's hilarious..." 000
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 22/10/2025"It's a really funny word, right? Because why are we saying it like that??? Who even THOUGHT of it?" 000
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Do you think it makes me proud to do what I do? Killing people and taking their life away by my own hands??? For their crimes?? .... Because it does!! Hah! 000
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Of course! How else are you going to prevent crime from happening if you don't just get rid of them??? Duh. 000
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 20/10/2025You're so lucky that's not an actual crime. Otherwise it would SO not be looking good for you. Like at all. 000
Reposted by —— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆.ᐟ.ᐟ ɐuuɐʇɐZ @absoluteshowtime.bsky.social · 20/10/2025♇ᡣ𐭩 A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸 A minor and limitless lewd do not interact account. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain semi-lewd themes; multi-ship. 165
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 19/10/2025So glad you're one of the good white guys, because majority of the people I kill are typically white. 000
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 19/10/2025// I love account hopping and giving myself whiplash from the different portrayals. I am also making yet another account 👍 020
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 19/10/2025That's a first. .... Do you have the ham and the cheese hot pockets? I mean sure I'll take whatever kind but I just really fuck with ham and cheese. It's just really appealing to my white boy taste buds. 000
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 19/10/2025"Crime is crime no matter what day it is, dude." "And I have a chainsaw for these situations. Okay, well, I don't. But fuuuuck it would be SO cool if I did." 000
—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Why would that be a euphemism?? Geez, get your mind out of the gutter. I would love to meet your pussy. 000