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that is literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me , @scrcery.bsky.social 。 sprayed by windex 。

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𝒜𝒾𝓃ℯ @fairyqueenofsummer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
windy. My ass here? Naaah. Y’all are trippin y’all don’t see me. /silly
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
windy. me wheezing everytime i see a response to a leo post
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
...you know what they say...when it hurts...all you need is a little something- 𝙃𝙊𝙏-!!!!!
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Shh, breathe. I'm not even halfway in yet.
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
((TEMPORARILY pausing this madness bc i wanna nap. See u guys <3
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
You'll be a delicious roasted salmon.. Mmm..
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
:(
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
To my bedroom. Fifteen steps for us to get to know each other. Then, we fuck.
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‍ ‍ ‍𓇼 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ˢᵘⁿˢʰⁱⁿᵉ ‍ / ‍ 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎. @solareste.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ˢᵒ ˢᵃʸ ʲᵘˢᵗ 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 . . 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗵 𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵈᵒ ⁱᵗ—-
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Too late, I'm hard.
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Just let me help. I'm the only one who noticed those tits
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
There's fifteen steps.
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I'll be worth your time. Just think of that warm post-coital glow 😉
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Yeah, alright. I'll crack you, funny circus boy.
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Two things can be true, yk
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I need you.
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
If I don't crack somebody today, I'm jumping into the nearest water source and fucking a mermaid.
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
because I'm hot and sexy and tryna be helpful!
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
((sorry
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Mmm. That deep, gravelly baritone... Does make me wonder how you'd sound in the bedroom. Deeper? Hoarser? High-pitched, and teary-eyed? Hmm....
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
WHY THE FUCK NOT?
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
You're on my breed list too, pretty boy.
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I CSN HELP. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Bruh. They're so big, cmon. I see em. I see those Indentations. Those bazookas. Fuck, I'm drooling.
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
It's your nips. Sooooo distracting... Pop em in my mouth.
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
DON'T GO WITHOUT SEEING MY FLAMING BUSH AND MY FLAMING COCK AND MY FLAMING
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I dunno. I'm distracted.
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
[Wearing a glove, all the way up to his elbow.] 'Kay. How deep is it? Should I go through your butt, or mouth?
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
windy. Windy speaking up to say, Leo has access to this account. Permission granted for all of the craziness. /pos Live Laugh Love Leo
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
💭: Maybe the white boy will like it if I drench it in mayo...
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
It ain't? Liar.
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I'll give you something you'll never forget, you big dumpy butt.
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【 MOVED ACCOUNTS 】 @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
You know. It's simple. [And here the phoenix would settle on the ground, stretching out its legs with a groan. Hands coming up, it looked intently at the other for a moment, making sure she was paying attention. Then, he clapped, his expression very serious.] Like this. This sound.
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Nuh uh uh. Can't get rid of THIS hotcock redtail, mami ☝
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I dunno. Ain't melted marshmallow better? I mean, do you like liquid cee you emm, or do you freeze it first? Common sense!
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
too late
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
What if I flame peed on em
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
((Posting from the toilet and I keep on giggling
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
NOW THAT'S AN IDEA, YEAH!!!
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Hm, true. He'll need strength. I'll feed him spoonfuls of mayo!
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Mamaaa 🥺🥺🥺
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Sure is. Wanna see? It'll make your butthole all warm and toasty 😋
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𝙬𝙚 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝙖 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 𝙖𝙩 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 @scrcery.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
windy. me “i gave sages login to leo” percy “lord help us”
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
My flaming birdhood. The progenitor of large broods, and many burnt pussies.
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ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥 @kingofcaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
right. but what about a flaming hot cheeto cockito?
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𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐈𝐀 @ohthestars.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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