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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 01/10/2026

No cooties. No nerds. No girls unless they’re cool. TREEHOUSE MEETING AT 1600. @deptofwar.bsky.social

Folly Times @follytimes.com · 29/08/2026

President Trump renames the United States of America to "America of America" after studies prove one America was leaving money on the table. follytimes.com/ve10

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 29/08/2026

Because nothing inspires people like hearing an hour-long lecture about how NASA was "limping along" until Trump saved it.

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 27/08/2026

BREAKING: Trump threatens to siphon three feet of water to Texas if Canada fails to settle its $40B "Lake America" 🇺🇸 utility bill by next month. follytimes.com/3hb2

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 25/08/2026

The DOJ looked at the Epstein list and admitted "Yeah, if we arrest these guys, who is going to run Wall Street on Monday?"

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 25/08/2026

Minnesota public unanimously approves superhero’s swift jaw correction administered directly to neo-Nazi prick, Jack Lang.

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 23/08/2026

Trump: “A top staffer wrote me a letter, very beautiful letter...” Melania: “She follows you around with a portable wireless printer and a diaper bag.”

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 23/08/2026

TRUMP: “It used to be Hormuz, nobody could spell it. Now it’s called Trump's International Big Beautiful Blue Trench”

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 23/08/2026

What are your plans for the Housing Bill, Mr. President?" "I don't know. It's just so unimportant. It's a yawn." MAGA PROBLEM: Americans spending 50% of their paycheck on rent will be relieved to learn that housing policy is officially a snooze fest. Full Story: follytimes.com/jyyx

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 22/08/2026

Trump: “A top economist came up to me with tears in his eyes and said... Sir, I have studied 200 years of financial history, and nobody has ever turned an economy around in 19 months quite like you did Mr. President sir.” FULL STORY: follytimes.com/j6yo

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 22/08/2026

TRUMP JUST CLASSIFIED YOUR HAMBURGER Under a new trade deal, beef will now be officially graded Unclassified, Confidential, Secret, or Top Secret. follytimes.com/6j5e

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 20/08/2026

President Trump admitted he hates seeing good financial data. Now the Treasury is asking consumers to take drastic action before Friday. FULL STORY: follytimes.com/as0k

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 17/08/2026

EXCLUSIVE: Real-time reports from 5,000 active sailors on the USS Lincoln mean nothing compared to a third-hand account from a retired officer who hasn't stepped foot on a carrier deck in decades. You won't believe what he allegedly told President Trump.

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 17/08/2026

Sources confirm President Trump does NOT have an emergency toupee under his suit. It is simply a decoy wig designed to draw sniper fire away from the primary pompadour.

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 17/08/2026

Nancy Mace, moving on from her fifth-place finish in the South Carolina Governor race, is turning every grievance into ink and YouTube content. 🔗 follytimes.com/x1jz

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 14/08/2026

Bears: We own 326 acres in Arlington Heights, but Hammond, Indiana is our sole focus right now. Illinois politicians: 😜 Keep playing the game, McCaskey family. We see right through it. #DaBears #Hammond

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 13/08/2026

Tired of losing money on crypto? Simply buy the presidency and charge $100k a month for early access to your posts! Full Story 👉 follytimes.com/cgrr

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 13/08/2026

Save thousands on hair products with this ONE weird trick endorsed by the Secretary of War himself, Pete Hegseth... totally not cocaine by the way.

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 10/08/2026

Ever wonder what happens when an insecure billionaire Politician like Donald Trump gets access to WiFI after reading about someone's medical diagnosis? Full Story: follytimes.com/3jik

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 10/08/2026

You thought timeline math was straightforward? Wrong! Turns out the National Park Service believes 10 years minus 4 years equals "Obama did it," when it comes to murky green reflecting pool water. 🔗 follytimes.com/4y56

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 08/08/2026

Give Dozing Donnie a break. Calling Biden ❝Sleepy Joe❞ for years was an exhausting projection campaign. The man earned his naps!

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 08/08/2026

EXCLUSIVE: Inside the shocking deal that could trade America's favorite neighborhood bar and grill for unblocked oil shipping routes! Full Story 👉 follytimes.com/3c2g

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 06/08/2026

High gas prices got you down? Donald Trump calls the Iran War & Strait of Hormuz oil spike the "tough love" your commute desparately needed. Full Story 👉 follytimes.com/j6yo

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 05/08/2026

ACT NOW! Supplies on Minnesota state tax refunds are EXTREMELY limited! Use promo code GOVERNOR before the August 11 primary to save UP TO 66%! (Just pay separate processing and handling fees). Full Story: follytimes.com/fo1r

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 05/08/2026

Needles near the bed? Rep. Max Miller insists it’s just legal testosterone replacement therapy to boost congressional endurance. 🎥 | CNN follytimes.com/b3v5

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 03/08/2026

The Pentagon spent billions on high-tech missiles, but their newest Iran War strategy came from an unpaid intern's suggestion box. Exclusive 👉 follytimes.com/xo8h

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 02/08/2026

BREAKING: Middle East peace has been declared once again! President Trump pauses Iran strikes for the Epsteinth time after reaching "very powerful perimeters." Full story: 🔗 follytimes.com/46yh

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 31/07/2026

President Trump has officially cut drug prices by 600%. Patients are now getting paid to fill prescriptions. The mathematical Golden Age has arrived.

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 30/07/2026

President Trump says wars and grandparents cannot both survive the next budget. A nation cannot simultaneously dominate the globe and pay for Nana’s prescriptions. 🔗 follytimes.com/1la7

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 29/07/2026

GOP Senator, Rand Paul, confirmed today that constitutional protections are strictly reserved for patriotic Americans who do not need them. #Fauci Full Story 🔗 follytimes.com/5k5s

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 29/07/2026

Ted Cruz: “Fidel Castro was a billionaire. Putin is a billionaire. The leaders of communist regimes are always rich, they steal and rob from the people they govern.

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 28/07/2026

Financial advisors now recommend replacing emergency savings with presidential aspirations. Historically, returns appear significantly stronger. Read More 🔗 follytimes.com/aio4

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 27/07/2026

The fake news legacy media conveniently never tells you this one simple life hack. Gas is completely free if you simply keep driving away from the station without paying.

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 27/07/2026

World’s Leading Free Speech Absolutist, and "Popular Guy" Elon Musk, Discovers Free Speech Feels Bad When Aimed at Him

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 26/07/2026

President Trump's Administration Celebrates 550 Days in Office by Unveiling New Joe Biden Blame Package.

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 23/07/2026

TRUMP DECLARES LANDSLIDE VICTORY AFTER REPUBLICANS DEFEAT OTHER REPUBLICANS follytimes.com/u4te

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 22/07/2026

Ken Paxton Leaves Press Conference After Reporters Unfairly Demand He Explain Things — Witnesses say the reporters mistakenly believed a press conference included the press. An internal review is underway.

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 22/07/2026

Don Jr.'s 1789 Capital proves Trump family business model works. The firm turned political connections into massive returns. Officials called it true American entrepreneurship. 🇺🇸 🔗 follytimes.com/egnh

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 20/07/2026

The FDA suddenly discovered a false positive on Taylor Farms lettuce right after timely political donations. The lettuce was innocent all along. The donations clearly had nothing to do with the re-test. Nothing at all... 🧻 follytimes.com/xyd1

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 20/07/2026

County fair season brings joy and occasional food poisoning. Americans line up for deep fried everything and questionable carnival rides. The tradition remains completely wholesome. follytimes.com/cypt

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 19/07/2026

The Tate brothers, who preached escaping the matrix, now sit in custody after arrest on rape and trafficking charges. The system they fought apparently fought back harder. 🔗 follytimes.com/b570

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 18/07/2026

Democrats jealous of Trump era $39.5 trillion debt achievement. The US national debt reached an all-time high. President Trump called it a tremendous success. 📈 follytimes.com/7q0b

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 18/07/2026

BREAKING: After careful observation, President Trump has concluded Messi possesses the revolutionary ability to move. VAR confirmed Messi was, in fact, moving. #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCup2026

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 17/07/2026

Taco Bell lettuce just caused the greatest run for the toilet in American history! The parasite outbreak shattered all previous records with explosive results. 🚽 follytimes.com/0wws

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 17/07/2026

Weak leaders let Canadian smoke invade America. Trump orders windmills turned on reverse to protect American air. 🔗 follytimes.com/sj61

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 17/07/2026

"The Chinese, they’re brilliant. They took my teleprompter operator and turned him into a gambler! They’re laughing at us, believe it or not. They stole our elections, now they’re stealing my lines. Sad!"

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 16/07/2026

The administration that promised to drain the swamp just added another layer of scrum to it. J.D. Vance, the former Trump critic turned transparency expert, now explains why the Epstein files vanished into fog. follytimes.com/m331

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 16/07/2026

Trump speech to highlight how bad he was on election security during 1st term. Foreign countries interfered under his watch. Now he will fix it perfectly. follytimes.com/7p3t

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 04/07/2026

Fireworks to provide background noise while Americans spend Independence Day proving the other political half hates freedom. Perfect unity achieved through mutual disqualification. #Freedumb #America250 🔗 follytimes.com/3apr

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Folly Times @follytimes.com · 30/06/2026

The National Mall hasn’t seen this much open space since yesterday.

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