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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nailed it. The Hollow Feast — Quietly excellent, 67/100, $227M tentpolegame.com/m/n78OGgbKnRs5
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Every shakedown has choreography
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Chat, does this meet the bar for a chart crime?
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
3. GENEROUS DAYCARE AND FREE HEALTHCARE
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
2. PROPER PARENTAL LEAVE POLICIES
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
1. WRAPAROUND CARE
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This, however, is 💯
Screen shot of the article stating that “Jesus apparently couldn't be bothered to protect him from the accident.”
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Blast from the past. I do not recall seeing The Egg.
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pub dog
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Does this sound like… ARR lending in software, perhaps? Assumed profitability trajectory (so you can cut costs to service debt if necessary) and “IP” provided a residual value backstop. Interesting credit analysis challenge.
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
👀
Jim Ratcliffe buggered off to Monaco so we should stop asking his opinion on anything.
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tech companies known for this, obviously.
Sam Altman says “trust me, bro” on the subject of AI risks. Because Google totally stuck to “don’t be Evil” and Meta, well, never mind..
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When you’ve lost the Daily Mail…
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This came up again this evening and the law* dictates I have to share it. *which also applies to the Tom Holland Umbrella routine
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Both show up with their actual names on google from here…
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He didn’t really pick up many votes from the other parties from the 2024 result. Could reasonably have been expected to pick up a lot of Tories..
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Latest Palantir recruitment video just dropped.
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Cracking piece of writing with some high quality shade. Even captures the inherent misogyny of Dick’s writing which makes the Bladerunner remake a tough watch. www.ft.com/content/bdcf...
“All of these are Dickish characters” following a paragraph referencing Peter Thiel, Zuckerberg, Altman, Musk, Andreessen. It’s almost as if getting this line in was the sole point of the article. 👀
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
More screensaver action
Limestone cliffs, a rock in the sea and a cave. Part of the seven hanging valleys hike. Early morning before the hordes turned up.
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Found myself in the Windows screen saver lads.
A cliff with a cave in it and a rock in the ocean. Looks like a screensaver but it isn’t because I had to hike there in 30 degree heat while a teen complained.
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is Steve. Steve is waiting for people to move away from the kitchen doors. Yesterday he was caught in the kitchen stealing garlic bread. Don’t be like Steve.
Steven the Seagull biding his time. Watching. Waiting.
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Castlemaxxing
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
When your Airbnb brings the politics
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This idiot concurs.
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Please enjoy the gentle affection between Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum here. RIP Sam.
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
When “learned incompetence” isn’t a phrase you’re familiar with. (The replies were full of messages from men congratulating him on ‘marrying up’)
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Petunias. You are welcome.
Loads of petunias (lobelia behind) in a rectangular planter. They are not dead, which is unusual given my gardening history.
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Also Poping out
I’m the pope, lads.
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Sparks kicking it. 80 years old. Blimey.
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Is the… oh
Strait of Hormus Status: RESTRICTED.
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Strong work here (@mackisaac on instagram)
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The actual beautiful game
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Same, dude.
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Teenager of the 90s, so this is the only one I recognise.
Vintage T shirt print “I like the Pope. the Pope smokes Dope” as you might have found through the clouds of incense on the racks of Quiggins, the alternative warehouse in Liverpool in the mid-90s.
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I am sitting very neatly so you should give me your omelette
Lab cross intent on food theft attempting to guilt trip me out of my breakfast.
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
If you see this post a concert photo you took
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Job hunting used to be so easy.
Hefty Girls Wanted for Police Force
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The @jayrayner1.bsky.social review today is a classic for a lot of reasons but this snippet was my favourite.
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Please, my dog, she is very stupid.
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Dune poster featuring the fact that Chalamet peaked in the Wonka movie.
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Terrible graphics, WSJ.
It’s a chart crime. Nothing but a chaaaaart crime.
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Reminder:
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Eternally grateful not to have to be a “manly man”
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Mate. T Rex is eating you either way.
"[Trump is] a T. Rex," Newsom said. "You mate with him or he devours you, one or the other, and you need to stand up to it... They need to stand tall, stand firm, stand united."
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Is there a horse?
Donald J. Trump Y @realDonaldTrump
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It is my Great Honor to announce that THE BOARD OF PEACE has been formed. The Members of the Board will be announced shortly, but I can say with certainty that it is the Greatest and Most Prestigious Board ever assembled at any time, any place. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
DONALD J. TRUMP
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA
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1/15/26, 3:24 PM
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Terrible, terrible font choices.
DUNC
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Um, what is this? (received in a Christmas cracker)
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