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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈

@fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
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Unprofessional takes on CompSci and other things. Card-carrying member of @informatik. Sub-tooter at fediscience.org/@selabhvl. Part of the control-group & […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.social/@fm_volker, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 7h
Shout-out at SpecifyThis to Anne (Remke), Nikolai (Kosmatov), Dilian (Gurov), Sylvain (Hallé) and one of the Daniels (Drodt)! (Stage left: Paula Herber) #isola2026
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210561 ✨ [Q] @q.glauca.space.ap.brid.gy · 17h
oh its gets better, they try to place the blame on clients for not checking revocation whilst _actively blocking certain User-Agents from getting the CRL_ fucking amateur hour over there
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Bodo Tasche @bitboxer.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
All security issues have to wait. I am sorting wooden blocks 😍😍😍. If you also want to do something amazing with your kids in #Berlin: Hamburger Bahnhof has this amazing exhibit until the start of next year.
A group of kids standing in a see of wooden blocks and build walls and other thingsA huge hall with steel beams and white walls. It is filled with tons of wooden blocks. People of all ages are playing and building things
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
1. Tabaksteuer ausversehen zum falschen Data geändert 2. Beim Bürgergeld verrechnet Also noch ein Klopper und dann wird die jetzige Regierung disqualifiziert? Das “AfD-Halbieren” lassen wir mal so als Freebie durchgehen, wollen ja nicht noch “adding insult to injury”…
troet.cafe
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Philipp @pb.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
[“AI”, work] With a bit more than two months left of my paternity leave, I’m really dreading going back to work. There’s just slop everywhere I look now. I can begrudgingly accept that LLMs have their uses in working with code, but I do not understand how anyone can look at the absolutely […]
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
Sitting in yet another conference with good ideas on use of genAI, to wit, in Formal Methods. My mental model of replacing “LLM” simply with “a thousand PhD students” (or post-docs) still works pretty well. #isola2026 #FormalMethods
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Eric Stein � @toba.zeroes.ca.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
#hugops to everyone else maintaining a lot of digital infrastructure and apps and websites this week #four #php #memes
4 panel dr who meme. a young woman asks "is four a lot?" and the Doctor replies:

depends on the context.
As a private key? no.
PHP vulnerabilities? Yes.
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Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
Anyway I can't go into work for the next couple weeks. I enjoy the enormous privilege of this being Generally Okay And Survivable For Me, but anyone who wants to tell their friends about my web game Improbable Island, that's how I'm earning my money until I can lift heavy things again […]
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Jan Schaumann @jschauma.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
You never know which CA bundle a given language uses, so if you want to check if it's #emudhra affected, one option is to just go ahead and try it. Trivial https fetch attempts in curl, Go, Java, Node, Perl, Python, Ruby, Rust: github.com/jschauma/emudhra
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GitHub - jschauma/emudhra: eMudhra bundle checks
eMudhra bundle checks. Contribute to jschauma/emudhra development by creating an account on GitHub.
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padeluun ⁂ @padeluun.digitalcourage.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
Demonstrationen zu schützen ist demokratische Pflicht! Der Menschenrechtskommissar des Europarats, Michael O’Flaherty mahnt: * Gewalt Einzelner rechtfertigt keine pauschalen Demonstrationsverbote. * Polizeieinsätze müssen auf Deeskalation setzen. * Willkürliche Festnahmen sind unzulässig. * […]
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Diomidis Spinellis @coolsweng.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
LLMs mirror both our knowledge and biases. When they make security decisions, as happens in automated code review (ACR), the biases become an attack surface. Our paper “When AI Agrees Too Much: Manipulating Automated Code Review via Bias Injection” shows a […] [Original post on mastodon.acm.org]
Supply-chain attack threat model: adversaries craft malicious PRs with bias-inducing metadata to reintroduce known vulnerabilities in projects with LLM-based ACR.
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Andreas Zieritz @anthrazit.no · 23/10/2026
The dry dock in Laksevåg seems to be prepared for overhaul of "Statsraad Lehmkuhl". The iconic crane in Laksevåg photobombing as usual. #bergen #laksevag #norway #drydock #sailingship #statsraadlehmkuhl
A drydock in Laksevåg, BergenSailing ship "Statsraad Lehmkuhl" and the iconic industry crane in LaksevågWide angle picture of the crane and the sailing ship
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Frimelotta @ixsi.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
Gibt es keine fachbezogene wissenschaftliche Auseinandersetzung mit #Klassenarbeiten im Informatikunterricht? In den gängigen Fachdidaktiken (Hubwieser, Schubert/Schwill, Modrow/Strecker, Hartmann/Näf/Reichert) finde ich dazu absolut nichts. Ich bin für jeden Tipp dankbar! #informatikedu #FediLZ
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
[whine whine whine, animal friends] @ifixcoinops Speedy recovery, and I like how you let the pain meds do the talking 🧑‍⚕️
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
Not all heroes wear capes.
glammr.us
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Andreas Zeller @andreaszeller.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
"But do you find bugs with #Fandango?" You bet! This Summer, we reported more than 100 bugs and vulnerabilities to library and app maintainers. Here's a crash my student Norman Becker found in Apple Music using the #Fanbase audio specs we released on Tuesday: support.apple.com/en-mn/127115
About the security content of macOS Tahoe 26.5

This document describes the security content of macOS
Tahoe 26.5.

Additional recognition
Music
We would like to acknowledge Norman Becker for their assistance.
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Dr. Sobek @sobex.social.sciences.re.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
Well, I confirmed a very fun “feature” of the Linux kernel can be used for micro-arch attacks. I’ll tell more once the thing gets accepted somewhere. (And this time this is not “what were you thinking Intel”)
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Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 @patigallardo.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
6/ However, I don’t think that’s why he did it. Or not directly. Norway inc has been raking in on the energy crisis. Even with all the subsidies to regular people, Norway is raking it in. But Norwegians don’t give a shit, because they are getting stuck with a volatile electricity bill.
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Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 @patigallardo.bsky.social · 22/10/2026
Center parties all over the world seem to be falling into the same trap the Democrats fell into: when you’re too busy fighting your left and appeasing your right, you lose everything.
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
Also, dear applicant, applying for a PhD(!) position with 400, 600 or 800(!) pages of documents is not the strong flex that you probably expect it to be. #AcademicChatter
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Thijs Lucas @thijs-lucas.norden.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
Ein Gesetzesbrecher, der lügt und Geschichten erfindet… wer hätte das gedacht, liebe CDU, als ihr #Dobrindt ins Amt gewählt habt? Man muss Dobrindt und Springer als misstrauenswürdige Quellen einstufen. Egal was sie behaupten, auch wenn es noch so glaubwürdig erscheinen mag, man muss es […]
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Axel 🚴😷🐧🐪⌨ | #WeAreNatenom @xtaran.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Aus gegebenem Anlass: "Fachbegriffen der Informatik, einfach erklärt", Nr. 334: PHP "Meine C-64-Basic-Übungen hat niemand zu Gesicht bekommen, während die in PHP verbrochenen Laufstall-Verunfallungen heutiger Milchgesichter die Welt verpesten und womöglich von Schlipstraeger-Deppen als […]
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Andreas H. Opsvik :kageaasen: @tanketom.dftba.social · 21/10/2026
Leiter etter førar av kvit varebil som køyrde vekk etter påkøyrsel: www.ba.no/soker-etter-varebil-etter… #SykkelTut #Bergen
ba.no
Søker etter varebil etter krasj med syklist
En hvit varebil skal ha stukket fra stedet, ifølge politiet.
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
@aaron sounds more like switching it off and on again should do the trick?
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Meanwhile in another project that a single guy in Nebraska has really no business in in maintaining: ==> Pouring ca-certificates--2026-10-20.all.bottle.tar.gz
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
🤦 Es wird mir unverständlich bleiben, wieso man von DUS nach FRA oder HAM fliegen kann. Es fährt ein fscking ICE dazwischen!¡1!
ard.social
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
While everyone else is busy upgrading their PHPs, I’d already by happy if I’d see an updated ca-certificates package in Ubuntu Noble…
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Henry Wilt is apparently alive and kickin’! Paging Inspector Flint! www.nrk.no/ostfold/finner-dildoer-o…
nrk.no
Finner dildoer og undertøy langs motorveien: – Ikke noe som overrasker lenger
Veiarbeider Heine Hamang i Mesta har sett det meste i grøftekanten, men fikk seg en støkk da det dukket opp menneskedeler i silikon.
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Jobbnorge: "No, I really can't generate a PDF with those 15 job applications, but I'll not tell you, just sit here spinning the cursos.” Also Jobbnorge: “If you really want to go through the tedium of manually downloading an individual PDF for every applicant, I’ll use the same filename for […]
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Børge @forteller.tutoteket.no.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Oh my! I want all five Oglaf books! But that price is a bit stiff for me, so if anyone wants to give me a Christmas present… 😅
socel.net
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
/me snarks in Zigbee.
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Jepsen @jepsen.mastodon.jepsen.io.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
A new #Jepsen analysis is out. We worked with Orkes, the makers of the Conductor workflow orchestrator, to test whether Conductor executed scheduled workflows in the presence of faults. We found three serious bugs where acknowledged workflows could be lost, abandoned, or marked completed without […]
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Georg Fischer 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @georgfischer.openbiblio.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
#Academia ist ein seltsames Geschäft: Das Drittmittelprojekt, das mit stolzen 22,5 Mio Euro gefördert wird, sucht eine wissenschaftliche Mitarbeiterin, kann aber keine Reisekosten für die Vorstellungsgespräche übernehmen. #IchBinHanna
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
This is gonna be EPIC! “Face No More” is coming to Norway! Probably gonna need to top up their retirement funds, which is the real thing for adults to do, so you really can’t blame them. I really hope I do get a chance to go, because we care a lot! […]
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
BOSKonf is coming to town this week! boskonf.no #Bergen #OpenSource
boskonf.no
Bergen Open Source-konferanse
Bergen Open Source er en årlig teknologikonferanse i Bergen drevet av frivillige. Konferansen har fokus på fri åpen kildekode og åpne data.
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
@sykkelmafiaen.com Gjern ring eller skriv til daglig leder hvis du fikk med bedriftsnavn. Fikk pent svar at de ville ta mer hensyn i framtiden; det var sjefen selv som hadde “problemer” med overholde vikeplikt og mot sykkler i rundtkjøringen…
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
@cks I think I might’ve k-lined the entirety of residential Vietnam IP space by now :-/
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Quite the burn from Umberto Eco on Dan Brown’s writing (“Da Vinci Code”): Eco remarked, "Dan Brown is a character from Foucault's Pendulum! I invented him. He shares my characters' fascinations—the world conspiracy of Rosicrucians, Masons, and Jesuits. The role of the Knights Templar. The […]
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Jan Penfrat @ilumium.eupolicy.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
"More than a dozen #EU countries - from #Austria, #Spain, #Sweden to #France and #Poland - have reintroduced and maintain border checks despite no threat justifying those controls. As the guardian of the Treaties, the @EUCommission should have stopped these […] [Original post on eupolicy.social]
Map of Europe made by The Good Lobby that shows which EU countries maintain "temporary" - not-to-temporary border controls despite being part of the border-free Schengen area.
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
@q May I interest you in my BibTeX-hack (1-liner macro) that doesn’t add a “.” in the bibliography for authors with a single-character surname… my co-author ¡ENJOYS! having to correct Springer, Elsevier and their ilk to get this right when publishing🙄
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
@q Is that through HARICA or another CA?
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Universität Innsbruck @uniinnsbruck.social.uibk.ac.at.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Mastodon für alle Studierenden: Die Uni Innsbruck eröffnet eine zweite Instanz für alle Studentinnen und Studenten. Nach den Mitarbeiter:innen haben damit nun alle Uniangehörigen Zugang zum Fediverse über lokale Instanzen, angebunden an das Uni-Anmeldesystem via Single-Sign-On. 🙌 […]
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
“Seit mehr als zwei Jahren kontrolliert Deutschland wieder ILLEGALER WEISE an den Grenzen zu den Niederlanden und Belgien. Handwerksbetriebe und Pendler stellt das vor Herausforderungen” Keine Ursache, Aachener Zeitung, korrigiere ich doch gerne für Euch […]
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Chuck Darwin @cdarwin.c.im.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
A 19-year-old walked through Helsinki airport in April 2026 carrying two 2TB hard drives and a ticket to Japan. He couldn’t make that flight. Finnish police stopped him on an Interpol Red Notice, and by July, US prosecutors had unsealed a federal complaint identifying him as Peter Stokes, an […]
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✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
2 years ago i woke up and decided "wouldn't it be funny if you could link all of your linux into a single executable. **all of it** " didn't quite get there but i did write github.com/whitequark/superlinker
github.com
GitHub - whitequark/superlinker: a tool for reinterpreting ELF executables and shared libraries
a tool for reinterpreting ELF executables and shared libraries - whitequark/superlinker
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Lars Marowsky-Brée 😷 @larsmb.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
And I'm still dismayed that one side seems to conclude that, because it has strong utility, the ethics must be ignored. The other can't admit the utility because there's a lack of ethics, and "what isn't right can't exist". I'd say the utility is not worth the current costs. But I'd not say […]
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Jan Schaumann @jschauma.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
This is the first year that a lot of students rely on errno being set instead of a library function's return value: errno = 0; func() if (errno) { error handling here } instead of if ((n = func()) < 0) { error handling here } What's up with that? Is AI somehow defaulting to errno checking […]
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Dang it, not going back to the good old stuff often enough! #RedSnapper
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Volker Stolz🏳️‍🌈 @fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Nice to see this new stretch of the bike path between Nesttun & Lagunen finally nearing completion! #Bergen #syklistforeningen syklistforeningen.no/lokallag/vestl… (content liberated from FB)
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