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ashlan rae

@flytilwefade.bsky.social
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just a girl who turned grief into gospel, built pulpits out of pain, & still talk slick. faith ain’t my brand, it’s my byproduct— but don’t test my gangsta. @flytilwefade 🕊

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ashlan rae @flytilwefade.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
One week without the boss is looking like a week of 119% productivity… let me get my cape😭
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ashlan rae @flytilwefade.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The Dwarves of Durin’s Folk who fought to reclaim Erebore (The Lonely Mountain) will dance and rejoice over ale and tiny heaux in Valhalla‼️ Well deserved gentlemen 🙏🏼
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ashlan rae @flytilwefade.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I dont know if it’s just me but literally every pair of Retro 11 jays I’ve owned since 2008 squeaks when I walk… like the what’s the weight limit on these joints?!
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ashlan rae @flytilwefade.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Totally did not account for thawing out my car this morning 😭 ah well at least I got my email out announcing the completion of my TL;DR KJV Bible Index
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ashlan rae @flytilwefade.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Two weeks off and I’m still like— not enough time🤷🏽‍♀️ Jan 5 bout to show up like the Avengers 😭
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ashlan rae @flytilwefade.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
My boss is a dead ringer for the late Leslie Jordan… except everybody loves Leslie Jordan… my chaotic boss—not so much
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ashlan rae @flytilwefade.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Deadass. Each time my manager or a manager-adjacent human approaches me with a new problem I smile, nod profusely, and mouth “if you don’t get the fuck…’ as they walk out of my office😭
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ashlan rae @flytilwefade.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
40 is whoopin’ my ass in the best way possible. I’m over here in flexi-rods, sipping Rémy, making navy beans & my grandma’s biscuits like I’m somebody’s department head on a soft-life salary. Confidence loud. Hair louder. Amen. 🥂
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fluffy fairy 🧚‍♀️ @beigewunder.blacksky.app · 16/11/2025
Wrap dresses show off how crazy my titty to waist ratio is. I get what I want every time.
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ashlan rae @flytilwefade.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
At this point mental health and prayer is just increasing the threshold at which we can cope with more and more meaningless obligations and commitments. The sentence “No.” is the answer. No prayer or copay needed.
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ashlan rae @flytilwefade.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Happy Sunday ❤️ me, the sun, and these curls🥰
Hanging on the balcony in the sun
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ashlan rae @flytilwefade.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Once you hit 40, sleep becomes an Olympic sport 😩 You can’t sleep on your stomach or your back. Temp better be perfect. You need 2-1/2 meals, 1.7 snacks, 96.3 oz of hydration, organic sourced mushroom 🍄 supplements, prayer (real ones), journaling, & 11 mins of yoga—just to function the next day 💀
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ashlan rae @flytilwefade.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I tried the Substack platform, just not the same mouth feel…😌 I hope I love it here
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ashlan rae @flytilwefade.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
@only1chelz.bsky.social omg it’s my baby!!! Thank you for telling me about the app❤️
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ashlan rae @flytilwefade.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
the view didn’t change. i did. snapped this after i finally snapped out of a BPD relationship and settled into my boundaries peace don’t always show up loud — sometimes it’s just a balcony, a book, and the kind of silence that don’t make you flinch anymore. @flytilwefade 🕊
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