Reposted by ChelzJohn “Danielle” Phipps @magitekdad.bsky.social · 15/01/2026So with everything happening in Minnesota, I feel like some people need an explanation of what the Insurrection Act is and isn't, along with martial law (which isn't the same and is very nebulous) from someone who knows what they're talking about. Buckle up. 20579257
Reposted by ChelzCrits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 10/01/2026Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment. 169106383853
Reposted by ChelzReincarnated! I'm a Star Gazer (aka David) @ncred.bsky.social · 14/01/2026#Swimdown share 25632
Chelz @only1chelz.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I can't cornrow and I don't know how to play Tonk. I also hate potato salad. 030
Reposted by ChelzDan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Facebook did to our parents what they said video games would do to us. 1143468
Reposted by ChelzP the SkeetQueen ✨ @honeypeee.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Good morning & Happy Monday ☀️ I hope everyone has a great day! 12293
Reposted by Chelzᴾᵃᵖⁱ ᴄʜɪᴄʜᴏꜱ 🥷⃤ @igotyoedges.blacksky.app · 06/01/2025My problem is I want to get rich off the lotto without having to play 😭 77033
Reposted by ChelzCall Me Coach @coachdeehale.bsky.social · 31/12/2024If you’re reading this may God give you great health, peace, happiness, and financial freedom, all 2025. 40564107
Reposted by Chelzᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 31/12/2024Nothing you have to say is that important to not finish your food before you start talking. 44117
Reposted by ChelzDJ Misse @missesluvjones.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Never ever play me like I'm average. 011
Chelz @only1chelz.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Been getting sneered at for dipping my French fries in soft serve since the '90s. I also mix buttered popcorn and Fruit Loops 331
Chelz @only1chelz.bsky.social · 27/12/2024This is the kinda of nonsense that makes me wanna Luigi a bitch. Covid is not a gift. It's the reason I'm on dialysis since 2021 and have been hospitalized 5 times this year, fighting to stay alive. I hate people who minimize what this disgusting virus has done 040
Chelz @only1chelz.bsky.social · 24/12/2024media.tenor.coma cartoon character with a beard is holding a full moonALT: a cartoon character with a beard is holding a full moon 030
Chelz @only1chelz.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I watched this last night. Winding down my Christmas movie list, and Die Hard is always in the top 5 020
Reposted by ChelzChelle✨ @bomb-chelle.blacksky.app · 18/11/2024Remove people that don’t bring peace into your life. 23116
Chelz @only1chelz.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Trying to hype myself up to go out in this arctic breeze for groceries. Gotta make my Christmas lasagna 010
Chelz @only1chelz.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Laying here, in complete darkness, listening to my dog lick himself in the loudest fashion possible 010
Reposted by ChelzTrevor Fraley @illustrevor.bsky.social · 05/12/2024You can now get this on a t-shirt or sticker or a bunch of other products! www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1668...redbubble.comMUSTARD by illustrevor | RedbubbleMUSTARD ON THE BEAT 0169
Reposted by ChelzLA Knight & Co. (NEED RENT HELP, CHECK PINNED) @laknight89.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Reskeeted with alt text. 2158111
Reposted by Chelz𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 14/12/2024Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read. 12104559210338
Reposted by ChelzCandy Corn & Pumpkin Spice Hater @norfphillysurvivor.bsky.social · 14/12/2024How the fuck do you cancel Sesame Street?! 132
Chelz @only1chelz.bsky.social · 13/12/2024If being born in '81 makes you a relic, then I'm definitely an antiquity 😂 I was born the year Reagan was elected and John Lennon was shot. And graduated when Monica Lewinsky was giving Clinton dome in the White House 020
Chelz @only1chelz.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Because I wanted to be SUPER DRUNK, not just regular drunk while Cash Money Records was taking over for the 9-9 010
Reposted by ChelzMikey @mikeyt202.blacksky.app · 10/12/2024The stupidity of people scare me, bro. 59124
Chelz @only1chelz.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Sure didmedia.tenor.coma woman with long purple hair says " bada-boom here i am "ALT: a woman with long purple hair says " bada-boom here i am " 110
Chelz @only1chelz.bsky.social · 10/12/2024When the time comes, let us all hope for jury nullification for Luigi. This is sickening 000
Chelz @only1chelz.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Each day's update just gets increasingly more entertaining 011