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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

“ Ohhhh, luck has nothing to do with it! With a face like yours, why I could've sworn I was being lulled over by a siren. ” His wings slowly flap behind him as he places his face into his palms.

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

You're next, big boy. Watch out! ;)

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

“ Hey there, beautiful. I dunno about angels, buuuut I'd say I'm quite the handsome devil. ” His words are accompanied by a sly wink.

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Hm..? How odd, it seems as though a shadow was cast over Amore! What could possibly have causes *this travesty.

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

ka-sigh... you always did spin me right round, baby. like a record

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

his genetics truly only passed down when it comes to the one thing... tragic, is it not? ka-sigh...

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

i see you've heard about my father, sultry the seahorse....

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

My twinkish disposition has betrayed me once again. sigh

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

||; This character fucking sucks

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

( How much am I willing to embarrass myself for money? ) . . . Sure, buddy. Whatever you ask!

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Whatever you say, handsome. these hands will only go where you want them.

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Yeesh, that whole thing? I'm... not much of a fighter myself. Milton's jerk n Jerk doubles as a panic shelter!

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

That cranky crocodilian... 💢

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Jeez, what are you? some kind of knucklehead?

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

What, don't you see the family resemblance?

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Believe me, I'm *nothing* like my sister.

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

What my clients do with the JerkMates (my employees) after they walk past me is their business

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

( Of course she wouldn't tell me I have a nephew.. )

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Yep, that sounds like her, alright.

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

FAILURE ?! I run a VERY successful business! (now, that is..)

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Now, who is this sassy lost child..

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Heya, big guy. [ taps the sign. "The only place where you can Pound Meat while getting your Meat Pounded" ]

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

. . . Man, what is wrong with me?

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

If only a big strong hunk of metal was here shirtless with a thong on

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Tch. do you always have to rub it in? I already know you're better than me.

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Oh, I'm sooo sorry that I'm not as business savvy as you! we can't ALL be born lucky.

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

. . . And we appreciate your uh. "sizable donations", Rankles . (Seriously, that guy single handedly funded the third location!)

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Oh, I know. too busy to check up on your poor brother. MY rival– Ben Dover– nearly took me out of the Jerk game a couple years back.

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Milton's jerk n' Jerk: the only place where you can pound meat while getting your meat pounded. (now located in Emerald City, Station Square, and Knothole)

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Third, actually. but who's counting? certainly not family.

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