MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 06/09/2025“ Ohhhh, luck has nothing to do with it! With a face like yours, why I could've sworn I was being lulled over by a siren. ” His wings slowly flap behind him as he places his face into his palms. 010
MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 06/09/2025“ Hey there, beautiful. I dunno about angels, buuuut I'd say I'm quite the handsome devil. ” His words are accompanied by a sly wink. 000
MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Hm..? How odd, it seems as though a shadow was cast over Amore! What could possibly have causes *this travesty. 000
MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 04/05/2025his genetics truly only passed down when it comes to the one thing... tragic, is it not? ka-sigh... 000
MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 04/05/2025i see you've heard about my father, sultry the seahorse.... 000
MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 28/04/2025My twinkish disposition has betrayed me once again. sigh 010
MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025@eggbossneo.bsky.social Why do you have my face. 100
MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Heya, big guy. [ taps the sign. "The only place where you can Pound Meat while getting your Meat Pounded" ] 000
MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025If only a big strong hunk of metal was here shirtless with a thong on 100
MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Tch. do you always have to rub it in? I already know you're better than me. 000
MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Oh, I'm sooo sorry that I'm not as business savvy as you! we can't ALL be born lucky. 000
MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025. . . And we appreciate your uh. "sizable donations", Rankles . (Seriously, that guy single handedly funded the third location!) 000
MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Oh, I know. too busy to check up on your poor brother. MY rival– Ben Dover– nearly took me out of the Jerk game a couple years back. 000
MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Milton's jerk n' Jerk: the only place where you can pound meat while getting your meat pounded. (now located in Emerald City, Station Square, and Knothole) 002
MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Third, actually. but who's counting? certainly not family. 000