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Ewok

@flyingewok.bsky.social
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I don't know how to describe myself. Just look at my posts to see my thoughts and opinions.

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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 11h
I got yelled at for briefly ducking out of work to help save these two angels some bastard dumped in a local park. The tan one is pregnant and both were very hungry and scared. They are safe at a no-kill shelter and if my boss wants to bitch about me being a decent human, fuck 'em. #rescuedogs #dogs
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 17h
Time to feel the Poltato's ear floof!
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 17h
none of the journalists are talking about how the enshittification of gaming is directly tied to a notorious sex trafficker and pedophile who himself had strong ties to hostile foreign powers. Journalism requires asking hard questions and holding people accountable.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 17h
Ethics in game journalism is a joke and I'm not referring to GamerGate because there is a much larger elephant in the room. Bob Kotick being an associate of Epstein should've been front-page on every site but it came and went like a fart in the night. Now we know MTX are a result of Epstein and
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 19h
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Ginyu Force Iconic Pose
ALT: Ginyu Force Iconic Pose
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Leif Erickson landed in Canada. Columbus landed in the Caribbean. Ponce de Leon landed in the United States.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I've only read one Stephen King novel and nobody has mentioned him yet so Thomas from The Eyes of the Dragon. He drove off Flagg (who was a sorceror at the time) using a dragon-slaying arrow then departed the kingdom to hunt him down.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No steal pengu.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What I would've done is add Bully Maguire Symbiote Spider-Man instead of Venom and had him fight in a very cocky, disrespectful way.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Do you have a recommendation for safely displaying the pocket Ewok?
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You know what's curious? The involvement of the CBS oligarchs isn't mentioned at all despite them bankrolling the whole thing.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Richards and Stark copied your armor and rent it out for conventions.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How often do you use what you learned in high school math class?
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ororo taught at the school and she has the temperament a good teacher needs. She's lived as both a mutant and a human, faced gods and monsters, and even became the queen of a nation.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not even Ororo?
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Musical Orgasm Spider-Man!
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's a Spider-Man rock opera and some of the songs are actually pretty good.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Do you know the origin of this meme?
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This scene just reminds me of why the second half of Destiny is such a friggin mess.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*Ame kicks Ezio off the tower*
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not unless they buy me a drink first.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm saying that if Elon were unable to cope with the humiliation took the easy way out, the world would be a safer place.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The problem with that is he knows enough to be a threat to national security along with a few other people.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Xavier, Harley, Absolute Batman.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Personally, I think you'd like some of the more recent SD offerings like the Sangokuden/World Heroes, BBLegend, and CrossFrame. Most SD kits are actual living beings who use magic and big flashy special attacks. Especially the SDCS F91 Kunoichi Kai.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No comment on the new China exclusive line starting with the Strike?
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My four biggest issues with GSF are: 1. Sex doll lips look HORRIBLE. 2. Something very big happens around halfway through and nobody even mentions it. 3. There are a lot of things that aren't explained that are kind of important. 4. The Mighty Strike Freedom's new weapon is Turn A/00Q level hax.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What about the sex doll lips all the women have?
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm excited for X-Men on Ice.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I want a ballroom... Named after me for all the philanthropic accomplishments I'd achieve if only I had the money.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Milhouse Concentrates in Class
ALT: Milhouse Concentrates in Class
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
F in the chat for Air Groove.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's what she said!
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Does that mean Judau has mental issues?
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If it was a manufacturer logo, wouldn't it make more sense for it to be on the frame? And that would also imply that Gjallarhorn made both the Gundams and the MAs.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did it still have the rounded ones with the mystery symbol on them? Could be referencing that.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not even the Garma poster you look at while pondering spacenoid supremacy?
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@sayladarkmode.bsky.social You'd totally pick D, frame it, and hang it over your bed.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'd watch a show about the Useless Goddess and the Eldritch Trickster Honse.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Zuppets
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why stop there? Go back further and elect Hillary too.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You notice how Trump attacks everyone who "wronged" him but not Garland?
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nobody wants to pay $14.99 a month to be harassed by a Nazi chud and his chudettes. Blizzard needs to quietly update the EULA to make organized attempts to make the game unplayable a bannable offense then drop the hammer on all of them.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your stuff. You said you were gonna die so I call dibs.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dibs
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My favorite X-Men character is Waluigi.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The next season of Lanterns will involve John Stewart protecting God-King Trump from the Haitians, Latinos, Muslims, and radical Dumbocrats. Brought to you by Skydance, a Paramount subsidiary!
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Hachimi Tokai Teio
ALT: Hachimi Tokai Teio
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You've heard of the Big Daddies who tredge through the flooding halls of Rapture but what about... Big Mommies?
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