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Ewok

@flyingewok.bsky.social
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I don't know how to describe myself. Just look at my posts to see my thoughts and opinions.

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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 9h
@sayladarkmode.bsky.social You'd totally pick D, frame it, and hang it over your bed.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The next season of Lanterns will involve John Stewart protecting God-King Trump from the Haitians, Latinos, Muslims, and radical Dumbocrats. Brought to you by Skydance, a Paramount subsidiary!
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can't cancel HBO because my dear sweet mother has to watch The Pitt.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hot Take: Christa Pike deserves the death penalty. Childhood abuse is a strawman argument.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@sayladarkmode.bsky.social Are you ever going to finish X?
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@diedrichbader.bsky.social Can I offer you some nachos on this fine #BatmanDay?
Batman eating his favorite food of all time, nachos.
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Sudh, zoologist wannabe, and a weeb @ssappurisa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
satono crown #umamusume #ウマ娘
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#fuckai #ai #nier #megaman #terminator #halo #starwars #digimon #mcu
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
LGBTQ+ who don't vote against MAGA in the midterms are like Jews voting for Hitler. You can whine and cry over semantics all you like but only one side thinks you're abominations to be purged.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thanks AI, very cool.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
JD Vance is the Starscream to Trump's Megatron. A whiny little bitch who wants to be king but will never reach those heights.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The only aid #Israel should get is in deposing their genocidal regime.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Watching #Lanterns. John Stewart's mother is fucking insane. She should be in Arkham alongside Two-Face and Calendar Man.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Mobile Suit Gundam Zeta: Kamille Bidan Drinking
ALT: Mobile Suit Gundam Zeta: Kamille Bidan Drinking
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The last time I heard about Milo Yiannopoulos was when his buddy got bitch-slapped by a porn star and called the police. Glad he's doing poorly.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, and now Peter Cullen. This shit is why I only believe in God 50% of the time.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I just want to remind people with transfemme Spider-Man trending is that John Jonah Jameson might be a loudmouth and a blowhard but he is not a bigot. He has always been an ally and would despise people like Rowling and Trump. He'd support Peter/Petra no matter what. #petraparker #spiderman
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is the author of the stupid NYT essay excusing horrible parents, Celeste Marcus.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social Pump up the tariffs on American goods 500%, 600%, whatever and tell us that you won't negotiate with Trump or his administration.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Imagine wanting to cast Elon Musk's ex as an X-(wo)man? Might as well cast Sorbo, Cain, and Carano to round things out.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a... The EU needs to immediately issue an arrest warrant for Trump and his cronies.
theguardian.com
Greenland issues ‘strong warning’ as Trump-linked oil firm prepares to drill
Island’s government says no approval given after Greenland Energy brings kit ashore for exploratory drilling
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Rand Paul is just angy that Fauci won't fuck him.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I hope if Tuberville gets his wall, it keeps the majority of Alabamans away from us as a bonus.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I was the one who suggested this. #Tekko #umamusume #goldship #golshi #cosplay #meme #spiderman
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Avatar, Star Trek, and TMNT.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@sayladarkmode.bsky.social
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I know nobody particularly reads my posts but on the off chance someone does, I am telling you to read this.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm rewatching #X-Men (again) and that first arc with the Sentinels chasing Jubilee through the mall, terrorizing bystanders, causing massive amounts of destruction, and abducting innocent mutants to imprison in an isolated gulag REALLY hits differently these days.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I would post my tribute to #lindseygraham but I don't think people want to see my doggo's doodie.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Thank you Belgium! 🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪⚽️
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
You know what's funny? I've never watched a soccer game and even I know how corrupt FIFA is. It's not some new phenomenon. Infantino needs to be arrested and FIFA needs to be rebuilt from the ground up.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I recently had the opportunity to nab a white whale of mine. Yeah, he's not rare or valuable but I was never able to find him in stores as a kid. Power of the Force was peak Star Wars.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Fuck Samuel Alito and Uncle Clarence Thomas.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Not a #heman fan but everyone loves #skeletor. For $10, Mattel absolutely knocked it out of the park. Hasbro better watch their backs. #toyphotography #motu #actionfigures
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I want a new 1:1 Lancer for Gears E-Day. #gearsofwar #gears #xbox
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Did we need another reason to love Ian McKellen?
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If I were in-charge at #Xbox, I'd use the Darth Vader method of employee management. Incompetence would see you terminated so fast your head would spin. Most problems with modern games stem from incompetent leadership which isn't punished. Fish rot from the head down.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Happy President Barack Obama Appreciation Day! Easily the best #POTUS in my lifetime! He made America great by striking a deal with #Iran, standing up to #Israel, keeping #inflation low, giving affordable #healthcare to millions, and certainly not raping children with #Epstein! #obama
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
My first #bloodangels marine ready to fight for Armageddon. #40k #warhammer #warhammer40k #spacemarines #minipainting #nerdlings
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Hot Take: The #dornianheresy is kinda mid as an original #40k setting. It's basically just Earth-3 with the heroes and villains swapped. #warhammer #nerdlings
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Quote this post with a gif of your favorite YGO monster. Yeah, my vanilla ass loves me some Dark Magician Girl.
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Dark Magician Girl Yu-Gi-Oh!
ALT: Dark Magician Girl Yu-Gi-Oh!
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Since I've seen a bunch of #ddlc art this morning, I'm gonna say my peace about #monika. She's basically Church from Red vs Blue. Subjected to endless torture until she broke. She is both a victim and best girl.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Happy Pride Month! #yuri #pride
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Юрий Гагарин: Улыбка Космонавта в Полете
Alt: Yuri Gagarin is the best yuri.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I want someone to tell me why Susan Collins is better than Graham Platner. She has plenty of baggage but it seems like the "left" wants to handwave it away. #susancollins #grahamplatner #senate
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Sudh, zoologist wannabe, and a weeb @ssappurisa.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
japanese rhinoceros beetle #mecha girl
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Hot Take: I don't give a shit about Graham Platner's affairs or his sexting or any of that noise simply because Susan Collins left lipstick marks on Trump's shrivelled orange choad. Graham Platner is an objectively better pick than Susan Collins.
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Chelsea Daniel @chelsdaniel.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Captain America 🇺🇸 (Captain America: Man Out of Time #3 - Mark Waid, Jorge Molina, Karl Kesel, Scott Hanna, Frank D’Armata, and Joe Sabino) #CaptainAmerica #LincolnMemorial #Avengers #Marvel #MarvelComics
Captain America (Steve Rogers) sits in front of the Lincoln Memorial and rests his head in his hands.
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Finished my first Cataphractii Terminator. I'm really happy with how he turned out. #40k #spacemarines #warhammer40k #warhammer #minipainting #horusheresy #30k #nerdlings
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Painted my first Crimson Fist and I'm actually happy with how he turned out which is a first for me. #crimsonfists #spacemarines #40k #warhammer #miniaturepainting #warhammer40k #nerdlings
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Ewok @flyingewok.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I've had him done for a few weeks now and I've just been too embarassed to share him. Part of me wants to quit because it feels like I'm just wasting time, paint, and plastic. #redcorsairs #spacemarines #40k #chaos #miniaturepainting #warhammer40k #nerdlings #warhammer
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