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Old enough to remember the Ceefax loop on early morning BBC 2, but not wise enough to keep quiet about it. Love cats, builders tea and the smell of long-unopened old books. 💚 Hope not hate 💚 🇵🇸 I support Plasticine Action 🇵🇸 Pronouns: helicopter/tractor

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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Looking better now...
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Courtesy of Reddit
Image showing the Donald with the text "Dear universe. Today would be a great day for a major cardiovascular event. Signed, the world"
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I guess the plane is heading back a little lighter now
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
We are ashamed of ourself
A mock newspaper headline, mocking the immensely mockable Daily Telegraph "journalist" Allister Heath, containing the headline "The tragic surrender to FluffyMart's banality is the greatest betrayal of our lifetimes"
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
What the actual is this?
An image of the man-child-in-chief, Johris Bonson, being interviewed by the Kuensburg. In his eyes, he's a drop-in replacement for Sir Winston Churchill, but you'd have to make some effort to ignore his clown-like hair. And his overwhelming incompetence, of course.
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Surprise!
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Not gonna lie, I'm disappointed with myself already. And this is "Day 1", guys
A screen shot of the Merriam Webster "Your 2026 Word" gif shows "potato"
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
A local farmer to me has had their Land Rover stolen yesterday afternoon around 1630 from Cedars Farm in Normanton on Soar, Loughborough. Wouldn't it be lovely if the thieves were found as a result of sharing these images? Please share and notify the police if you see them
A grey BMW X-class car is down with registration plate BG51 EMA. This is suspected to belong to the thieves who stole the Land RoverThe picture shows a silver coloured Land Rover 110 with registration plate YE12 XDU. It was stolen with an Ifor Williams trailer
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I give you Dobbin Horse Lane
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Would be an improvement...
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
#ai Reliably shite AI...
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Glorious. Here's the original...
Joel Goodman’s stunning image of New Year’s Eve on Wells Street in Manchester, UK, 31 December 2015. The photograph, taken for the Manchester Evening News, has gone viral on social media, lauded as a ‘perfect image’
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Image of a poster which displays the text, “Jesus was a radical nonviolent revolutionary who hung around with lepers hookers and crooks; wasn’t American and never spoke English; was anti-wealth, anti-death penalty, anti-public prayer (M 6:5); was never anti-gay, never mentioned abortion or birth control, never called the poor lazy, never justified torture, never fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes, never asked a leper for a co-pay; and was a long-haired, brown-skinned, homeless, community-organizing, anti-slut-shaming, Middle Eastern Jew.”
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Meh, same PPs but I think the other dude won on alphabetical placement. Next time, I'm going to try "Cardinal Aardvark" not "Cardinal Christ on a bike"
A screenshot of the final page of the White Smoke game showing I'd lost, even though I had the same Pope Points as the winner
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I'm fine with making trump go away. Not, in any way, endorsing killing him. Just make him go away. Oh, and take his maga friends and Farage with him please
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Try talking to her. And when you do, try listening. And when you do, keep an open mind and be curious
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Beautiful coincidence...
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I'm still waiting for my paper map to update. How many months has this been now? Am I breaking some sort of law?
A very poor photo of a paper map showing the Gulf of Mexico which, apparently, is out of date and still hasn't updated itself to reflect trump's preferred name
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I liked him more when he was less of a twat in Allo-allo
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
me in the national security team group chat
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Nope, this is the MileHenEarRium Doom...
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
If only the MAGA crowd could read this and adopt at least a few of these traits. I'm not Christian, but I understand how to be a good person
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
This is my Tiger. He's cleverer than he lets on and fills our lives. If only all children could experience growing up with a pet... #proofofcat
A large, stripey tiger is lying, one eye slightly open, on a red and blue crochet blanket with his front right paw extended towards the camera
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Beautiful combination...
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
Not originally...
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
I've got a spare one...?
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
Pint-sized price, too
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
Maybe I'm simple, but I can't decide if this wants the weights real animals or the ornaments. Nope, I'm simple
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
I've been looking at this, off and on, this last few weeks and chuckling to myself
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🅵🅻🆄🅵🅵🆈 🅼🅰🆁🆃 @fluffymart.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
When we try to change the Display Name to stop showing the account holder's email address, I see this in the console...
A view of the console text output from the browser, showing the error.
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