Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don't know if it's just me but Salesperson Ena reminds me of a red fox 000
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 26/09/2026To all Christians who accuse atheists of saying "God is dead" How can God be dead if he never existed to begin with? 000
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Charlie Kirk does not need a fucking memorial But the people murdered by ICE do 130
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I can't think of a single reason how the economy would benefit from raising taxes for the working class and lowering taxes for the rich But I can for the other way around 000
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I feel anxious when my sweetie isn't online ☹️ 010
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Jared Leto should change his name to Jared Leto-phile 031
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why the hell was "The Human Centipede" even made? 010
Reposted by Melissa RaccoonMx. P. Evil Scientist @jackalopezone.neocities.org · 03/09/2026it still feels impossible to listen to this and not just sit there amazed thinking about how something that sounds like this existsyoutube.comChangelingYouTube video by DJ Shadow - Topic 112
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I cannot wait for the day where I will no longer be alive at the same time as Donald Trump 000
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I want nothing more than a happy future with my hubby, @icyshoebill.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️ 120
Reposted by Melissa RaccoonEWoolfolk @wonderful1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Release the Epstein files! 5519901050
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I think the Marx Brothers should be boycotted I don't know about the others but I found out last night that Harpo was a massive Zionist 000
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I'm walking through the something, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah I'm drinking too much blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah I'm feeling really blah-blah, I want to blah-blah-blah And in the end, it means I blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah 000
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 17/08/2026White supremacism is bullshit Everybody's equal Deal with it 011
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 16/08/2026We need more politicians who lead based on logic and charity rather than assumptions and greed 011
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Everybody do me a favor Do NOT look up the band Bull of Heaven You will have an existential breakdown, like I'm having right now It hurts 😭 010
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 15/08/2026How can MAGA Republicans call themselves patriots when they support the very thing this country was founded against? 020
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I'm starting to get the idea that "Cloverfield" is secretly an anti-corporation movie 000
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Who wants to eat food cooked by a fluffy angel? 171
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I'm all for Freedom of Speech, but knowing the impact "The Turner Diaries" has had on society, THAT book should be banned 000
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I hate Star Wars, but goddamn, I love Mark 000
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 06/08/2026A true Christian nation is a nation without hate, where everybody gets along and nobody suffers 010
Reposted by Melissa RaccoonAcid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Don't forget my teddy, momma. Ah can't sleep without him. 😺🩵 #cat #teddy 402637266
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Every time I look at Dr. Fauci's face, I keep forgetting he's 85 years old In fact, I had NO IDEA he was that old until recently That man is in awesome health If he DOES NOT live to be over 100, I will be shocked 000
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 04/08/2026If Donald Trump were Pinocchio, his nose would have grown so long, the tip of it would be on the verge of poking him in the back 001
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I love Ralph Raccoon so much Just look at that warm, inviting face ❤️ And he's got a big chunky belly that probably feels like a pillow 🥰 161
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I hope Trump continues to live a long life after leaving the White House. So that he can watch everything he's doing now get undone, watch his legacy go down the toilet, and just be the laughingstock of the whole country while his political enemies thrive 000
Reposted by Melissa RaccoonMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Exactly 3 months from today is the most important midterm election in our lifetime. Our opportunity to hold him accountable. Register to vote here: Iwillvote.com The stakes have never been higher. Show the world the majority of Americans are good, decent, honest people. #VoteBlue🗳️ #RejectMAGA 👎 775237458788
Reposted by Melissa RaccoonThe Daily Jaws @thedailyjaws.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Absolutely love this story ❤ #jaws 199152651720
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Aight Wish me luck with this literary labyrinth 000
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Christian nationalism is based on Christianity the same way the 2013 movie "World War Z" is based on Max Brooks's novel of the same name Extremely loosely to the point where all they share in common is the name 000
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 01/08/2026No album has made me cry any harder than AC/DC's "Ballbreaker" And not in a good way 😢 000
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Since my hubby opened up a Patreon, I opened one up myself as well. Currently under review 010
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Snowflakes in January Heart warm like February I wouldn't ordinarily march to the drum, play a fool like April May the best dance in a Juno bridal Power of the will, Julius and Augustus Aw, you know, it's just us In a new semester back in September Boy, I wonder if you still remember 100
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 15/07/2026MAGA: "We hate Stephen King because he's a commie! So let's all watch The Shining movie because he hated it!" Me: "The score for that flick was done by a trans woman, you know." MAGA: "Wait, what? 😳😳😳" 🤣🤣🤣 020
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Big billionaires wanna just push us into the background while they take the spotlight I was not made for the background 010
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Even while high, "Metalocalypse" kinda sucks The characters are flat-out sociopathic man-children and the whole show just seems ... dark just for the sake of it At least the music is good But "Home Movies" is so much better 000
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I am not a cheerleader I never will be one And if that's the only reason why I was born, then just forget it! 010
Reposted by Melissa RaccoonSunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 29/06/2026That cartoon I posted was altered, so I deleted it. This is the original. I’d still post it it. Still legit! 75121962581
Reposted by Melissa RaccoonREAD DIVINE ACID @divineacid.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Here are the next pages! Cameo belongs to @spicehound208.bsky.social 12110
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The sad thing is, in another universe where Harris won the election, nobody would have been able to IMAGINE how disastrous Trump's second Presidency would have ended up 010
Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Isn't it funny that the Pedo of the Divided States has his birthday during Pride Month of all months? 🤣🤣🤣 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 010