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Melissa Raccoon

@fluffygal1980.bsky.social
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21 / Pansexual / Transgender Girl / Autistic / Writer / Left-Winger / Neo-Hippie / Proud Harris Voter / Atheist / Sassy Raccoon Girl / Taken by @icyshoebill.bsky.social ❤️

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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't know if it's just me but Salesperson Ena reminds me of a red fox
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To all Christians who accuse atheists of saying "God is dead" How can God be dead if he never existed to begin with?
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Johnny Bravo" should be banned from air
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Charlie Kirk does not need a fucking memorial But the people murdered by ICE do
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't think of a single reason how the economy would benefit from raising taxes for the working class and lowering taxes for the rich But I can for the other way around
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel anxious when my sweetie isn't online ☹️
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jared Leto should change his name to Jared Leto-phile
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why the hell was "The Human Centipede" even made?
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ed Sheeran sucks Go Macklemore!
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Sonny @sonnytherat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Mx. P. Evil Scientist @jackalopezone.neocities.org · 03/09/2026
it still feels impossible to listen to this and not just sit there amazed thinking about how something that sounds like this exists
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YouTube video by DJ Shadow - Topic
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Ensha Royal @ensharoyal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Melissa and Ralph in "The Raccoons" ep. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘋𝘰𝘸𝘯! (1988)
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I cannot wait for the day where I will no longer be alive at the same time as Donald Trump
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I want nothing more than a happy future with my hubby, @icyshoebill.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️
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EWoolfolk @wonderful1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Release the Epstein files!
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I think the Marx Brothers should be boycotted I don't know about the others but I found out last night that Harpo was a massive Zionist
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm walking through the something, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah I'm drinking too much blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah I'm feeling really blah-blah, I want to blah-blah-blah And in the end, it means I blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
White supremacism is bullshit Everybody's equal Deal with it
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We need more politicians who lead based on logic and charity rather than assumptions and greed
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Everybody do me a favor Do NOT look up the band Bull of Heaven You will have an existential breakdown, like I'm having right now It hurts 😭
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
How can MAGA Republicans call themselves patriots when they support the very thing this country was founded against?
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm starting to get the idea that "Cloverfield" is secretly an anti-corporation movie
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Who wants to eat food cooked by a fluffy angel?
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Don't I look beautiful? ❤️
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I'm all for Freedom of Speech, but knowing the impact "The Turner Diaries" has had on society, THAT book should be banned
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I hate Star Wars, but goddamn, I love Mark
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A true Christian nation is a nation without hate, where everybody gets along and nobody suffers
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Don't forget my teddy, momma. Ah can't sleep without him. 😺🩵 #cat #teddy
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Every time I look at Dr. Fauci's face, I keep forgetting he's 85 years old In fact, I had NO IDEA he was that old until recently That man is in awesome health If he DOES NOT live to be over 100, I will be shocked
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If Donald Trump were Pinocchio, his nose would have grown so long, the tip of it would be on the verge of poking him in the back
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I love Ralph Raccoon so much Just look at that warm, inviting face ❤️ And he's got a big chunky belly that probably feels like a pillow 🥰
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I hope Trump continues to live a long life after leaving the White House. So that he can watch everything he's doing now get undone, watch his legacy go down the toilet, and just be the laughingstock of the whole country while his political enemies thrive
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Exactly 3 months from today is the most important midterm election in our lifetime. Our opportunity to hold him accountable. Register to vote here: Iwillvote.com The stakes have never been higher. Show the world the majority of Americans are good, decent, honest people. #VoteBlue🗳️ #RejectMAGA 👎
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The Daily Jaws @thedailyjaws.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Absolutely love this story ❤ #jaws
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Name your fave Hanna-Barbera character
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Aight Wish me luck with this literary labyrinth
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Christian nationalism is based on Christianity the same way the 2013 movie "World War Z" is based on Max Brooks's novel of the same name Extremely loosely to the point where all they share in common is the name
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
No album has made me cry any harder than AC/DC's "Ballbreaker" And not in a good way 😢
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Since my hubby opened up a Patreon, I opened one up myself as well. Currently under review
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Why does this world have to be so rotten?
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Snowflakes in January Heart warm like February I wouldn't ordinarily march to the drum, play a fool like April May the best dance in a Juno bridal Power of the will, Julius and Augustus Aw, you know, it's just us In a new semester back in September Boy, I wonder if you still remember
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
MAGA: "We hate Stephen King because he's a commie! So let's all watch The Shining movie because he hated it!" Me: "The score for that flick was done by a trans woman, you know." MAGA: "Wait, what? 😳😳😳" 🤣🤣🤣
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Big billionaires wanna just push us into the background while they take the spotlight I was not made for the background
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Maybe dying would just be better 😞
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Even while high, "Metalocalypse" kinda sucks The characters are flat-out sociopathic man-children and the whole show just seems ... dark just for the sake of it At least the music is good But "Home Movies" is so much better
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I am not a cheerleader I never will be one And if that's the only reason why I was born, then just forget it!
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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
That cartoon I posted was altered, so I deleted it. This is the original. I’d still post it it. Still legit!
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READ DIVINE ACID @divineacid.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Here are the next pages! Cameo belongs to @spicehound208.bsky.social
Panel one: We see Chance answering his phone
Chance: Hellooooooo 
mi muñequita
hermosa
Panels Two and Three: We see Jennifer's Panel slide in almost squeezing Chance in his
Jennifer: Where are you? You’re supposed to be at the airport picking up my sister! 
Chance: *in a cheeky tone* Oh! Was that today?
Jennifer: Get your butt over there now! *hangs up*
Panel Four: We see Chance running off looking back at Ravi
Chance: Disruptors, got it! Thanks for the lesson, Shifu, but I gotta run. I’ll catch ya later!
Panel Five
We see a behind shot of Ravi in the middle of the park as Chance is running off
Ravi: Oh phooey He was my ride to lunchPanel One: We see a wide shot of the Bush Intercontinental Airport. The label should read “Later on”
Panel Two: We see Chance outside the door at one of the terminals, looking for Piper. 
Panel Three: We see Chance’s phone full of notifications from Jennifer [nicknamed mi reina] saying don’t forget to pick up my sister this afternoon! Another notification from someone named Dork that says Chance! I got the latest season of Dragon Orbs downloaded!
Panel Four: We see a picture of Jennifer and Piper when they were younger on Chance’s phone.
Panel Five: Chance smiles at the pic
Panel Six: He then pokes his head up to look for Piper.Panel One - With Chance looking over Piper who is waving at Chance
Piper: Eyes front Magellan!
Panel Two - Chance looking at Piper
Chance: Oh, I’m sorry, Ma’am, have you seen this rabbit? shows Piper his phone
Panel Three - A panel of Piper’s face
Piper: Cmon. Don't you see the family resemblance? 
Panel Four - the art style changes to that of colore pencil and a stencil like font that says Piper, Jennifer's Lesbian SisterPanel One and Two- Chance looks at his phone then at Piper 
Panel Three - Chance with an Embarrassed Face
Chance: *embarrassed laugh* Ahaha….Piper?
Panel Four - We see both Chance and Piper with Chance having an embarrassed look. Piper hands over her luggage causing Chance to nearly drop it
Piper: Ding! Ding! Ding!
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The sad thing is, in another universe where Harris won the election, nobody would have been able to IMAGINE how disastrous Trump's second Presidency would have ended up
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Melissa Raccoon @fluffygal1980.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Isn't it funny that the Pedo of the Divided States has his birthday during Pride Month of all months? 🤣🤣🤣 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
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