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Florence McGrath

@flothulhu.bsky.social
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AKA The Polka Dot Assassin. Artist, secret Sci-fi/Fantasy writer, fictional weasel wrangler. Award winner: St John’s Episcopal Church Best Halloween costume 1984. Scot in South Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
On the upside look at this gorgeous abundance of fungus currently on the yew tree in our garden! #Funghi #HotDamn
A massive lump of creamy white, and beige mushrooms growing on the yew tree in our garden.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Morning friendos, it’s to be a hot one today in the UK. Please hydrate, stay as cool as you can and if you are on medication, stay out of the sun. The heat and dehydration does not mix well with most of them. I worry about you folks, look after yourselves. Take care and stay safe❤️
Be like Missy, stay in the shade if you go outside ❤️
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I am being judged for the fact there is a drizzle, A DRIZZLE, and I am not switching it off. Scampi is very offended by my lack of action and is now staring morosely out at the hint of dampness. It is an affront.
Scampi, a floofy tabby with a white chest is staring at me with unconcealed judgement that it is mildly damp outside. She knows I can control the light switch so why not the rain switch? Outrage.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Fallen
Fallen, supernatural, serial killer shenanigans with Denzel Washington. It’s good, he’s great, you should watch it.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
On my way to #RetroFest with @gigerpunk.bsky.social
Gigerpunk driving us to Swindon for all the retro goodness!
Me and Tom Selleck off to learn lots of interesting things about retro systems!
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
An ooooold meme of a gray and white tabby cat looking thoughtful, the text reads ‘This is relevant to my interests.’ Because it is, and I am an old bugger so I dig out old memes.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
For the first time since the pandemic I have read a book from cover to cover in one sitting today. ‘The Girl Who Cheated the Wind’ is a gorgeous, dreamy fairy tale that is charming and inventive and full of wonderful mythic creatures all with their own sassy opinions! 1/2
The girl who cheated the wind by M.E. moirin. A blue soft cover novel.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Already a thing my friend
Google searches for chicken tikka masala pies, including one from the Pie & Pastry Co. In Tradeston and one available at the Noble Public House called The Glasgow Pie
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
On the first leg of trip to #eastercon Birmingham, on the train to Bristol! Got my tea and shortbread, all sorted! 😂
A picture taken on a train to Bristol, showing the tray with a ridiculously expensive cup of tea and shortbread that seems to be the price of gold.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
All of these would be catastrophic or ineffectual. Blobby is a bigger risk than Godzilla, Orinoco wouldn’t fight, he’d just clean up behind Godzilla. Bungle is too goody goody and would just grass Godzilla up to Jeffrey and the kitten has one brain cell. I vote for Superdog!
Sweep from The Sooty Show as Superdog.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19. I already thought Radiohead were fine, nice guitars etc but this direction blew my mind. This was when I became a fan.
The cover of the Radiohead album OK Computer from 1997.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I see people asking if social media sells books. Can’t speak for everyone but ALL my purchases this year have been from posts on here, and that’s been a lot. This morning I bought a book after someone posted they didn’t enjoy it much, BUT it sounded right up MY street. Post them books, doooo it.
Image of a large stack of books with the words, you can’t buy happiness but you can buy books and that’s kind of the same thing.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
It’s a hard life for Mousecow. She got up to the window to watch the birds and the wind blowing the trees but it was all a bit too exhausting so she had to have a nap 😂 #MondayFeelings #BusyCat
Mousecow, a ridiculous floofy white and tabby cat has collapsed into a nap after the extremely tiring job of having a look out of the window.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
It’s already on the shelf bwahahahahaha!
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Book mail! Today I got this lovely book with its beautiful cover. Always love a book by @frasierarmitage.bsky.social He’s a fantastic writer, if you haven’t already, you need to check his books out! 🔥 He’s also a lovely person and has biscuits 🤩
Novel by Frasier Armitage called Cage of Stars, lying on a grey desk. It’s got a fantastic cover with a Robot wading knee deep through some sort of liquid on an alien world.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
My lovely @gigerpunk.bsky.social added lights to the bookcase that’s now next to our bed! The books are all on at last, instead of lying around in piles but they’re subject to change and still to be arranged as I want. It’s now looking cosy and lovely 🥰❤️ #Shelfie #BackOnMyBullshit
A wooden bookcase in a room lit by a small beside lamp. The bookcase has shelf lighting so all the books can be seen clearly.   A shelfie of the bookcase there are a good number of books on it ranging from children’s books by Richard Scarry to Stephanie King novels and art books.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Mmmm new pencil smell 🤩
22 Mitsubishi hi-uni drawing pencils in a metal tray. Pure bliss in wooden smell form ❤️
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Those are our old, faded, beat up, carried around in our bag copies. Our other ones are on the downstairs shelves ⬇️
Bookshelves containing nearly all of the Discworld book, bar a few Tiffany Aching ones.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Off to life drawing tonight! #SouthWales #Art
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
David Lynch in a black jacket with his arms folded, he has a red AIDS ribbon on his lapel and a cigarette dangling from the corner of his mouth. His expression looks like concerned curiosity.
Which I imagine would be his expression if he was my therapist.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
No cheating. Post your Lock Screen. Had this for a while, but I can’t bring myself to change it cos…trilobites!
My phone Lock Screen. A neutral warm gray background with colourful depictions of different varieties of trilobites laid out as in an image from a science textbook. I unfortunately could never find the artist or origin of the image. I love it though.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Met some bees today! Lookit the fuzzy butts 😍🥰
Lovely bee, wings spread in the middle of a beautiful pink echinacea flowerTWO fuzzy bees busying themselves in the centre of a bright pink echinacea flower.ANOTHER fuzzy bum bee having a lil rest on an echinacea flower.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I had some lovely book post today! Can’t wait to read these and then pick up the third on the 27th of May! A birthday present to myself I think 🎉
Two lovely fantasy books lying on a wooden coffee table, The Sword Defiant, and The Sword Unbound, by Gareth Hanrahan. They are just waiting for the third book to be released and join them.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
A picture of a shabby, burgundy coloured wooden panelled door, surrounded but red wall and dim lighting. The door is the brightest point in the picture.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
After my last post I just got a gift in the post from my lovely man @gigerpunk.bsky.social via @gingertotty.bsky.social! I am squeeing so much about my lil ghost friends 🥰😍 I love them so much!
Two little painted stones in a gauzy bag. The stones are painted like ghosts, the larger one is a happy ghost carrying a sign that says boo and the small stone is an anxious ghost that looks scared of its own shadow.Inside lid of the box they arrived in has a hand drawn doodle of both ghosts saying boo. It’s very cute!The stones out of their bag, sat on my table next to my cup of tea in an octopus mug (cos why not) and a small bowl
Of tasty tasty bbq pork crisps.The backside of the stones on the same table. The large ghost has a very cute lil bum drawn on and the little stone says BOO, in a speech cloud.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Twinkle Star Sprites, no idea if you’ve played it but it looks like the kinda bonkers thing you’d enjoy/tolerate.
The cover of a Japanese release retro video game called Twinkle Star Sprites.
A manga style cute girl is front and centre her mouth open in a joyful shout, one arm in the air. Lots of other mad characters surround her. It looks colourful and bonkers. Probably shite but it’ll be cutesy shite.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Is this MEME enough? Click the pic ❤️
FIASCO KITTY has the BLEP tongue. Fiasco is a very handsome floofy cat, various shades of grey, white and ‘blue.’ He is staring intently off camera, no doubt at something vastly spectacular, and sticking his tongue out. He is splendid indeed.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Post you from a different era
Me, in my mid twenties with very dark almost black, burgundy hair. I’m dressed all in black with a gothic cross necklace and what looks like a slightly mischievous smile. I have cropped the pic to remove my old friends as I don’t know if they’d want to be shown.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Fascinating talk and demonstration at the Cowbridge Art Society by Richard Gilbert. Absolutely adored these large scale charcoal works of the Ghost Trees from his recent exhibition at Croft Castle. www.nationaltrust.org.uk/visit/worces...
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookChallenge Day 3 The Stars my Destination - Alfred Bester
Cover of The Stars my Destination by Alfred Bester. The cover is coloured in an orange/yellow/green palette. A bald man with heavy tattooing all over his head and face looks out of the picture. A spired building is in the background against an orange sky with green clouds.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookChallenge Day 2 Gormenghast - Mervyn Peake
The cover of the Gormenghast Trilogy by Mervyn Peake. The cover shows a dark corridor in a castle, a ghostly image of the character Steerpine can be seen on the wall. The cover is old and creased.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookChallenge Oh go on then, I’ll play. 1: Les Liasons Dangereuses - Choderlos de Laclos
Cover of Les Liaisons Dangereuses by Choderlos de Laclos. An 18th Century lady  accepts a kiss on the cheek from a gentleman, the both look slightly disheveled as though possibly in the process of undressing. Ooh la la!
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Thank you! The are gorgeous! All I could find yesterday was one puffball 😟
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
Good news! Today my test line is very faint. Huzzah! And also my lovely man @gigerpunk.bsky.social had flowers delivered to cheer me up cos I’ve been fed up with Covid and also back working (from home). It was such a lovely surprise. He really is the best 🥰❤️
Covid test with a very faint positive line at lastBeautiful bouquet of flowers, deep red roses, pink, white and mauve smaller flowers.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
In today’s Covid report: Today starts with grumbly, gravelly expletives and an overall blanket of unpleasant sweats. Aches and pains expected later with a 60% chance of headaches in the coastal regions. Now over to Tim with the sport.
A Covid test with a very definite red line in both the control and test spaces, indicating another bloody positive test. Boooo.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
I got this key-ring and stickers in the dealers hall at WorldCon. I think the table was FunnyBonesCo(?) They look like they’d try and sell you dodgy dvds in the pub, and I love them more than real Pokémon!
Keyring of Bulbasaur done in a sinister, shady style. He looks like he’s been up to shit. It has sparkles that aren’t that visible in the pic. It is everything.Stickers that accompany the bulbasaur keyring, done in the same shady style. They look like they will fuck your shit up. Seriously. I love them.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 12/07/2024
Look at this! A book magically just appeared on my desk somehow (and wasn’t me buying books when I’m trying not to). This has been on my list to read for a wee while and wow, now I can! Thank you book fairy! (Not past me at all). 🔥🔥🔥
The Keep Within. A book by J.L. Worrad miraculously appeared on my desk and is demanding to be read.
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Florence McGrath @flothulhu.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
My copy arrived this morning! Was not expecting it so soon?
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