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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 22h

“I hope this email finds you well.” How every email finds me:

A dim picture of a peasant on crutches, his face swollen with irregular bumps, looking like a live action Spongebob close-up.

Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched Most Likely to Make You Say “Oh Honey, You Really Can’t Be Doing All That”: Saccharine Most Enthralling, Most Mean, Best Math Teacher Character: Serpent’s Path Prettiest: Itim Most Baffling (Complementary): Phantasm

Saccharine 2.5 Stars and Heart
Serpent’s Path: 5 Stars and heart
Itim: 2 Stars
Phantasm: 3.4 Stars and heart

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday Only three this week (playing a lot of Control Resonant) Best Social Commentary: Nine to Five Most Appetizing: Ratatouille Most Tailor-made to the Vibe I Want for Spooky SZN: Tokyo Videos of Horror

3 movie posters. All movies listed received three stars and a heart.

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

An Indian woman in a black dress and head covering leans out of a train. She’s lifting her sunglasses in shock and has extensive bandages on her nose.

She’s also smoking and has black lipstick, it really is a whole look.

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday Most Fun/Favorite Male Lead/Most Enthralling: Resident Evil Marginally Better than Falling Down a Hill: Goody Goody Favorite Female lead/Messiest Narrative/ Most Psychosexually Disturbing: Evil Dead Trap 2: Hideki Most Surprisingly Enjoyable: Rogue

Resident Evil (2026): 3.5 stars and heart
Goody Goody: 1 star and honestly that’s generous
Evil Dead Trap 2: Hideki: 4 stars and heart
Rogue: 3 stars and heart

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched Premisa Favorita: Historia de lo Occulto Spookiest Dead Boy: The Eye Most Loyal Wife (Non-aspirational): Hour of the Wolf Best Lighting/ Favorite Heroine/Most Audacious Whites: Mārama

Historia de lo Occulto: 4 star and heart
The Eye: 3.5 star
Hour of the Wolf: 3 Star
Mārama: 4 star and heart

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched Only two for this week’s theme of “A sympathetic, but not exculpatory, look at complicity in genocide, using imagery of being trapped and or submerged in water.” Most Weird Guy’s per sq ft of Ship, Grossest Dinner Scenes: Das Boot Banalist Evil: La Llorona

Two posters:

Das Boot (The Boat): 4.5 stars and a heart

La Llorona: 3 stars

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I’ve said America’s reliance on the aesthetics of Nazism to depict evil has left many with the idea it’s not really fascism til the uniforms come out. So by all means, please do this.

A Trump posted mock up of a US Space Uniform. It bears a striking resemblance to both Nazi uniforms and the Imperial Uniforms from Star Wars (which were made to resemble Nazi Uniforms).

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched Most “Ain’t Shit” Protagonist: The Wailing Favorite Twist: Coming Soon Worst Treatment of a Kurt Cobain Tribute Album: White Lady Best Creature Design/ Wildest Punishment (Front yard scene): Gaua

Four Posters

The Wailing: 4 stars and heart

Coming Soon: 3 stars and heart (don’t let that fool you, very fun watch)

White Lady: 1.5 stars (and it can thank me for them)

Gaua: 4 stars and heart (real eater cinema)

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday Most Original: Ghost in the Cell Most Toxic Couple: Femme Biggest Shmuck: Yoo Man-su in No Other Choice The Apartment: Most Elaborate Web of Cuckholdry Most Pathetic Man: Four Way Tie Between All Movies

Ghost in the Cell: 4 stars and heart
Femme: 3.5 stars
No Other Choice: 4 stars and heart
The Apartment: 4 stars

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched Most Superstitions Per Minute: Mr. Vampire Most Style: Dark City Best “Gay Best Friend” character: Butch Camp Coolest A/C Repair: Brazil

Guy with head open, butch with riding crip, screaming on a clock, Chinese men.

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Corporate Dems in-between rounds of asking for five dollars

The dad from Bong Joon Ho’s Parasite saying “You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan at all.”

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday Best Premise, Coolest Character Design: Army of Darkness Most Underrated Vibe: The Vast of the Night Most Bizarre Mark Hamill Cameo/ Most Central Incest Plot: Sleepwalkers Most Punches Directly to Skull/ Highest “Dog in Them” to Body Weight Ratio: The Furious

Four posters:

Army of Darkness: 3.5 (and heart)

The Vast of Night: 4 (heart)

Sleepwalkers: 3

The Furious: 4.5 (heart)

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched Funniest Anti-climax (the front porch intimidation scene): Evil Dead Burn Most Unique/ Most Unexpected Ending: The Horrors of Malformed Men Best Gore/ Most Bodily Harm to a Character: Evil Dead Best Cinematography: The Evil Dead

Four posters

Evil Dead Burn (2 stars): a screaming woman is grabbed by charred hands

Horrors of Malformed Men (4.5 stars and heart): moody painting of a hunched man on a rocky coast

Evil Dead (2013) (4 stars and heart): the view from behind a rough looking lady staggering

The Evil Dead (1981) (4.5 stars and heart): painting of a woman clawing up from a grave

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Saw Evil Dead Burn (2026) and very little worked for me, but there was one extremely funny bit.

My two star review of Evil Dead Burn, which reads:

They kept referencing a character’s “restaurant” he opened after studying “french cuisine,” but we see it and it’s a booty-shaking club.

I don’t even know if they serve food there. They have a kitchen, but it only shows them boiling water in a flashback.

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday Best Villain/ Most Unique: Is God Is Most Harmful Albino Stereotype: The Name of the Rose Smartest Parallel Character and Audience Experience: Leviticus Funniest: The 10th Victim

The 10th victim: 3.5 stars and heart
Leviticus: 4.5 stars and heart
The Name of the Rose: 3.5 stars and heart
Is God Is: 4 stars and heart

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The spectrum of disturbed to horny from the other people in the room lol

A woman looks on surprised and maybe a little intrigued

Another on looker looks disturbed (or perhaps disappointed) in Steve’s behavior

A woman is the level of wide eyed and blushing usually reserved for my wife watching The Vampire Lestat

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

#letterboxdfriday #last4watched Favorite Movie Monster: Polyphemus from The Odyssey Most Nerve Wracking Story I Knew the Ending to: The Rescue Most Satisfying Uno Reverse Played: Hara Kiri Most Heartbreaking Text Exchange: American Murder Family Next Door

Four posters: Burning horse and soldier, submerged tunnel, red cross shape, lie detector results.

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

They’re predicting Clayface will inspire the most “when the edible hits” memes in living memory

Clayface’s clay face, from the movie Clayface, droops and stretches like clay.

A more humorous minded man might compare it to the feeling on gets when they eat a marijuana

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched Biggest Improvement in the Back Half: Eega Best in Show: 12 Angry Men Also Watched (derogatory): Demon Seed Most Skepticism Going In/Best Theater Experience: The Odyssey

Four movie posters:

A housefly brandishes a needle in Eega.

A switchblade stabs a vast table, men in suits sit and stare in the background for 12 Angry Men

View of a naked lady facing the top of her head for Demon Seed

A man in greek armor stands before a burning statue of a horse for The Odyssey

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Thinking about movies that need a 30-40 year old man play 18-25, so they just:

Very simple drawing of a guy with striking blue eyes. His hair is combed and gelled, as a professional adult might.

Very simple drawing of a guy with striking blue eyes. His hair is shaggy and down in his face, like a youth.

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

#lastfourwatched #letterboxdFriday Creepiest Crawlies: The Queen of Black Magic Worst Parents: The Crash Best Fight Scene Choreography (Non-human): The Cat Worst Thing to Find Under a Bed: Under the Shadow

Four posters:

A woman’s hands hold a skull with a centipede in its mouth for The Queen of Black Magic.

A girl’s face reflected in the side mirror of a speeding car for The Crash.

A young Chinese woman stands in the dark with a black cat on her shoulder for The Cat.

An Iranian woman holds her child in a dark room, the light from a window shines on them, an X of shadow dividing it. (Under the Shadow)

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Finally a reason to bust out this bad boy

A poorly drawn buff man with glasses smokes a fat cigar with a nuclear holocaust happening behind him.

It’s the wojack where he usually has a shirt that says “millions must die” or “millions must hope”. Idk, I think he’s supposed to be a right wing NEET but he just looks like Homer Simpson’s opp from that one episode.

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Found this posted with 100% earnestness.

The Rockwell Freedom of Speech painting, but the guy standing has the Joker’s head (Heath Ledger version).

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched Most Stacked Cast: Crimson Tide Best Female Lead: Mrs. Brisby from The Secret of NIMH Worst Father/Best Color Grading/Strongest Recommendation: Picando Alante Most Similar Experience to Fever-induced Delirium: Moulin Rouge

The four posters of the movies I just listed. They’re all fine, but describing them isn’t interesting enough to warrant the time spent typing. Just my opinion of the matter, though, to be fair, my explanation took a similar length of time. Oh well, I’m not doubling it to describe the posters now am I?

Fine, they show red faces, a scary owl, a family with weed and two white folk kissing, those are the posters.

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

The officer leaving his supervisor’s office:

The Achewood comic where a bear creature walks up to a sitting friend and says “Guess who just got…. 🎶yelled at!🎶”

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched Most Dysfunctional Male Friendships: The Gangster, The Cop, The Devil Best Animation, Soundtrack, and Gnome: Son of the White Mare Favorite End Scene: The Phoenician Scheme Saddest Resolution, Best Goons: Arco

Four posters:

A kid in a Rainbow poncho, little girl and robot stand in front of clouds: Arco

Man sits in bathtub: The Phoenician Scheme

A white horse, pregnant with a human baby, is beset by shadowy tendrils: Son of the White Mare

A cop and a gangster: The Gangster, The Cop, The Devil

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched Least Hinged/Most Appreciated: Hoppers Chillest Satanic Priest: Ready or Not 2 Most Dead Nazis: Sisu Most Surprisingly Poignant Ending: Sisu 2

Posters for the four movies mentioned.

Sisu 2: Road to Revenge: is a bunch of war plane and machinery forming a tower with an old, bloody man dual wielding machine guns up top.

Sisu: An old man holds a combat knife over his forehead, a Nazi is reflected in the blade.

Ready or Not 2: it’s pretty busy, several blond ladies, murderers and weaponry.

Hoppers: a group of woodland critters stare at the viewer, most prominent is a beaver in a bears mouth.

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

The man has his Aesop’s fables mixed up.

A frog swimming with a scorpion on its back.

It’s a reference to one of Aesop’s fables, where a frog helping a scorpion cross a river is stung. When the frog asks why he would doom them both, the scorpion replies “it’s in my nature”.

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

#Letterboxdfriday #Lastfourwatched I lieu of my award framework, I’d like to point out: 4 of 4 featured amputees, (all but one being feet) 3 of 4 featured widowers 3 of 4 featured amateur detectives There’s venn diagram potential here.

Four movie posters: Strange Circus, Audition, The Fugitive and Boys from County Hell.

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, please enjoy my favorite Irish joke Source: “Rot: An imperial history of the Irish potato famine” By Padraic Scanlan

“A landlord who had installed floorboards for a tenant in his farmhouse asked why the family’s pig was sleeping in the best room: “Because, plase your honour, it has every conveniency a pig could want.”

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Just proudly, unironically, doing this meme

The “guy points at the coolest thing ever and says ‘this fucking sucks actually’” meme where the coolest thing ever is Hot women dancing sexily.

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday For International Women’s Day, here’s my wife’s reactions: Most Overwhelming: The Raid Favorite Lead: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Most Times “Couldn’t be me” Was Said: Ready or Not Most Emblematic of the Weakness of Men: Miller’s Crossing

Four posters:

A man stands in front of a menacing apartment block: The Raid.

A geezer and a punk girlie from the chest up: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

A white lady in a wedding dress stands resolute in front of a bunch of rich folks with weapons: Ready or Not

A far off man begs for his life in front of a man in a long coat, both in a pine forest: Miller’s Crosssing

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Me when I see my gorgeous wife looking overwhelmed

The little boy, well not “little” little, probably a preteen, from Freaks and Geeks, the one who was on Bones later on as a man, he had a sister if I remember right, anyway he looks like he’s at a school , sitting down and he has a purple shirt and he’s making a face like “waaah?” And the subtitles say “I’m not gonna hug you” but I’ve scribbled out the “not”because I WOULD hug my wife if she looked overwhelmed.

I sent this to her and she liked it. That’s a true story. Just a little bonus for folks who clicked the alt text.

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday The vibes this Black history month were awful. Watched some classics tho! Most Out-of-Pocket Companion: Mouse from Devil in a Blue Dress Silliest Spirit of Death: Baron Samedi from Sugar Hill Coolest Car: Cleopatra Jones Bravest Choice of Wardrobe: Blacula

Four movie posters:

A young Denzel with a thin mustache looks at the viewer, a sunset colored L.A. behind him for “Devil in a Blue Dress”.

A woman with an afro poses amid zombies an evil spirits for “Sugar Hill”.

A woman poses in front of a burning street for “Cleopatra Jones”.

A Black man in Dracula-esque garb clutches his chest as he’s staked for “Blacula”

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday Least Reasonable Cast: Trois Most Emotionally Painful: His House Largest Purchase of Maggots Not Related to Commercial Fisheries: Bones Cutest Couple, Most Relatable Aux Cord Moment: Rye Lane

Four movie posters:

A man and two women stand, fading out, above an empty bed for “Trois”

A man and woman sit facing each other at small table, a disconnected wall behind them, seemingly floating on the ocean for “His House”

Snoop Dogg’s scary red face with glowing yellow eyes for “Bones”.

A young man and woman chill on playground equipment on a bright orange background for “Rye Lane”.

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Me, knowing almost nothing about Puerto Rico, when the light poles showed up:

Leonardo DiCaprio excitedly pointing at an out of frame tv. I similarly sat up and pointed at the TV when a reference to PR’s crumbling power grid was made during the Bad Bunny halftime show.

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday Biggest Difference in Parental Reasonableness: Burnt Offerings Most Telegraphed Twist: Marrowbone Most Wholesome Film to Feature Weaponized Dildo: Crimes of Passion Most Likely to Emotionally Damage My Wife: Like Water For Chocolate

Four posters:

A Scary old lady face over a mansion for Burnt Offerings.

Five kids in a cracked picture frame: Marrowbone.

A sec worker crouching, legs splayed: Crimes of Passion.

Two lovers embrace, stars above them, a meal set out below: Like Water for Chocolate

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

To be clear, same name, but it’s not the voice actor for Doris the Ugly Stepsister in Shrek 2’s UK dub. We can still discuss the latter on social media.

A news article and Wikipedia about two different men with the same name.

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched Most Timely: Wake Up Dead Man Best Puppet: Brain Damage Biggest Rise in Enjoyment From Start to Finish: Better Watch Out (Christmas Evil) Contains Plot, Settings and Characters: Pregnancy Scheme

Four Posters:

Pregnancy Scheme: A baby stroller at sunset is full of US Dollars.

Christmas Evil: Painting of Santa in front of a chimney with at axe.

Brain Damage: the top of a young man’s head explodes, a phallic monster on his shoulder

Wake Up Dead Man: framed as if looking up from a grave we see a detective, priest and cast of characters in front of a chapel

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

#lastfourwatched Best Twist/Worst Pacing: A Christmas Horror Story Best Child Actor/ Most Heart Breaking: Hamnet Best Snark: The Holdovers Best Fight Scene: Chainsaw Man Reze Arc

Four posters: A man with chainsaws for arms and legs fights a woman with a bomb for a head, a red blossom of side characters behind them.

The Holdovers: a frumpy professor, lanky teen and lunch lady stand i. The shattered remains of a red Christmas ornament

Hamnet: A man and woman embrace among foliage

A Christmas Horror Story: Santa stands off against a white, demonic Krampus who wields a hooked chain

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Florida Garbage🎃 @floridagarbage.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Rollcoaster of #lastfourwatched Least Sympathetic Leads: Babygirl Clearest Example of “The Past is a Foreign Country”: The Curse of the Cat People Most Underutilized Grandpa: Silent Night, Deadly Night Most Beautiful Relationship: MacLaine and Sgt. Powell from Die Hard

Four movie Posters:

A gruff man’s face superimposed over a burning sky scraper for Die Hard

A Santa arm holding an axe for Silent Night, Deadly Night

A painting of a imposing young woman with a man-sized Black cat snarling behind her. A little girl and old lady look on. (The Curse of the Cat People)

An attractive older woman looks up at a condescending old man for Babygirl.

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