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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️

@floppyadult.com
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I run @vgbees.com. Head cowboy at @honeybeerodeo.bsky.social. co-founder of @glydrgg.bsky.social. 1/4 of @ifyouredriving.bsky.social

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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 16h
@mckkirk.bsky.social Hi there! In this piece about the indie who took out a loan to pay for their AI tokens, was this a sincere note or dry sarcasm? I just couldn't tell and I was going to cite the piece in a podcast later today.
excerpt from IGN article about an AI-powered driving simulation with highlighted text that says "It all seems viable and a good business model so far."
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 17h
Also, are we doing sarcasm in news stories now or is this a sincere observation? There is nothing in the referenced blog post that would indicate that it is a viable model. No one would really know, and besides, if you are going to opine you'd almost certainly have to fall the other way, right?
text from the article with a highlighted bit "It all seems viable and a good business model so far."
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 08/10/2026
Good morning!
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 06/10/2026
She moved to an apartment half a mile down the street so she can tend to the beautiful garden she built at the house and to see the boys. I'm really excited to have her in my life moving forward as a friend. She adopted Tater recently!
Tater, the 35lb gray and tan French bulldog. She's smiling with her tongue out with one front paw off the ground.
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 06/10/2026
Outing Benny like this is wild but Happy Pride, king!
Casey’s alt text for a photo of her cats that says “Benny the gay tabby”
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 06/10/2026
the new monster factory is an all-timer
screencap from Paralives

The game UX and scene is behind an overlaid popup that says "Cameron was taken away by social services. They were left hungry for too long..."
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 26/09/2026
Tom Hanks as Larry Crowne from Larry Crowne
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 20/09/2026
edited image of @mourningdoves.bsky.social's post that says:

"The Cowboys and their fans are goofy unserious people but it's cute folks are tailgating in the parking lot at the grocery store"

the edit changes the post to:

"The Cowboys and their fans are [black bar] serious people [black bar] and it's cute folks are tailgating in the parking lot at the grocery store [added text] before they lose by 40 points"
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 10/09/2026
John’s top half of his face poking up from the bottom of the frame looking down at his flashing phone reflecting in his glasses. He looks exhausted, washed, and brutalized by Vash’s words.
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 06/09/2026
I’ll probably never delete TikTok because where else am I going to see a guy who does interpretive swimming to popular songs forget how Jeff Buckley died? (He confirmed he “forgot” in the comments)
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 03/09/2026
For more great posts, make sure you hit the follow button in my profile.
John's Bluesky profile with the follow button circled in red
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 31/08/2026
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 30/08/2026
I'm looking for a specific Fanbyte Twitch clip and keep finding the episodes of Late Lunch when I was literally dying from pneumonia* *it was probably the earliest US case of Covid actually
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 29/08/2026
Housing this currently AMA
A Mexican martini from Mi Cocina
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 29/08/2026
You know we’ve had a guest over whenever you see Phil carrying around a brand new toy because that’s how we bribe him so he’ll stop barking his face off. Does it always work? No! No it doesn’t.
Phil the white and tan dachshund mix holding a squeaky teal otter toy in his mouth
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 25/08/2026
Laughing fits are so funny when you’re trying to do your job
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 23/08/2026
Sometimes you have to tell a customer service representative that there are, in fact, worries
Chat between John & AT&T

AT&T Agent: But no worries for those pro rated charge is just a one time charges meaning it won't reflect on your next bill and moving forward

John: I have worries

John: $375 is crazy
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 19/08/2026
lmao thanks to @gooffkings.bsky.social for raiding us while we were watching peep this out twitch.tv/vgbees
ian k from peep this out reviewing in-and-out burger while john laments the choice from the corner
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 18/08/2026
I think it's neat that the guy who did my scoliosis surgery produced this documentary about polio and the people who helped eradicate it www.youtube.com/watch?v=srvD...
Still from "Fight to the Finish: Stories of Polio" with Dr. Tony Herring, who was the Chief of Staff at Scottish Rite when he performed my scoliosis correction two years after this documentary was made
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 18/08/2026
Paralympics official TikTok is insane lmao
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 17/08/2026
Ravioli Monday
Ravioli the black and brown chihuahua doing the Superman pose on the side of the bed
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 17/08/2026
#kalshi
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 16/08/2026
Ravioli Sunday
Ravioli the black and brown chihuahua doing his patented end of the bed Superman pose, looking at the camera
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 16/08/2026
Friends Reunion (proto @ifyouredriving.bsky.social) was a good show huh? (animation by @averycutedog.bsky.social)
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 16/08/2026
Honestly DFW whips ass
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 16/08/2026
Yeah Jaxson I think that's kind of the concern
Headline:

Giants QB Jaxson Dart "puzzled" after latest concussion testCase study title back when Amazon returns and bad reviews during the height of Covid helped track the spread (because people couldn't smell...because they had Covid...god remember that???)

Bad candle reviews could help track covid-19 cases
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 15/08/2026
Absolutely drilled these AMA
A corona beerA Mexican martini
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 14/08/2026
Reggie Bush holding the Heisman trophy. The NCAA temporarily stripped him of it when he got in trouble for some pre-NIL money stuff. We have eyes and ears though so we know he still won it.
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 14/08/2026
wow look it's @lotusloveslotus.bsky.social being the funniest person alive again
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 13/08/2026
Ravioli says hi btw
Ravioli the black and brown chihuahua laying at the end of a bed with his paws around a little plush meat toy. He is giving the camera a little stinker look.
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 11/08/2026
I know ATX is inside the triangle but I drew this for @brazyazn.bsky.social who thought Austin was part of DFW
Crude triangle drawing connecting the major cities of Texas
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 08/08/2026
Wake Up Honey, It's Tuesday is a television show* on every Tuesday at 8pm CT. *stream on twitch.tv/vgbees
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 06/08/2026
Jesus Christ if I wanted to be edged I’d tell you
News headline

Breaking news: Helicopter carrying Trump is said to have flown near passenger jet
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 05/08/2026
Going back to Spain in November for the first time since this photo was taken in 2006.
John in Parque Guell at night in Barcelona. He's 20. He has a shaggy haircut and neck beard and is wearing a super sick Death Cab hoodie.
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 03/08/2026
Selfie of John from far below. His head is barely in frame and he is expressionless.
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 02/08/2026
If I'm his guy's agent I'm calling him immediately to let him know that when he says shit like this it invites people like me to go "yeah dogg there are like 55 QBs better than you"
ESPN headline

Titans' Levis: There aren't 32 QBs better than me
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 01/08/2026
Hello will be downing a couple of these AMA
A Mexican martini on a Mi Cocina napkin
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 29/07/2026
deadass thought MTG was on hot ones
Charlotte Flair vs Alexa Bliss on a Hot Ones Versus YouTube thumbnail

Charlotte looks exactly like Marjorie Taylor Greene
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 28/07/2026
idk what was going on with my phone camera here but did I ever post baby Ravioli in this sweater????
John holding Ravioli the black and brown chihuahua when he was about seven months old. He's wearing a little cream colored sweater with a hood with little bear ears. It's insanely cute lmao. His tongue is out.
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 25/07/2026
tfw you call yourself a journalist in front of your friends who know better
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 23/07/2026
The search for a new food reviewer begins after some community folks found this exchange between Joe Is Hungry and Alex fucking Jones back in January over ICE brutality.
Alex Jones tweeting some misinformation horse shit about ICE agents.

Joe tweeting in response saying "Cut the Money off at the source..."

Another user telling Joe that interacting with Alex Jones in support of ICE is incredibly disappointing.

Joe tweeting back at him "see ya"
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 20/07/2026
Pokémon inspired sex toys
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 19/07/2026
Shelly Miscavige buried under MetLife confirmed
Tom Cruise giving a speech at the World Cup final
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 17/07/2026
How does he get thoughts in and out of that little brain?
Phil the dachshund mix on a blue patio sofa
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 14/07/2026
In three hours it is the RETURN of Wake Up Honey, It's Tuesday! twitch.tv/vgbees Incredible graphic I will hang in my house by @awaywithwords.bsky.social
Wake Up Honey, It's Tuesday graphic with the honey logo for the show surrounded by countless images taken from the show, like John the host looking astounded, Joe from Joe Is Hungry, Niki when they ate in their car, Guy Fieri, the guy from Puddle of Mudd, Beans Lady from Supermarket Sweep, Scatman John, Peep This Out Ian, the guy who sang "Cheerleader," and more!
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 11/07/2026
I have had two (2) of these AMA
A Mexican martini
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 08/07/2026
A moment for Phil
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 07/07/2026
I know y’all are having a weird one IOI but this isn’t helping lmao
An email from IOI advertising 70% off MindsEye
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 05/07/2026
I’m sure this works for people on some level but I absolutely hate this “my opponent ran me over with his car and you’re doing nothing” messaging. Like shut up.
James Talarico political ad on instagram asking for money with subject line “I’m being pummeled”
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 04/07/2026
Taylor & Travis baby naming conference call
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