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James Smith 💾

@floppy.org.uk
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Generic humanoid carbon unit, self-hosting media node. ❤️ tech, democracy, environment, society. Instantiated @ 332ppm. Currently building @manyfold and site admin […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.me.uk/@Floppy, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 19/09/2026
Oh, YES. Been meaning to do this for years, and finally found which old box the disks were in.
A white square shadow box frame with a white background. On the background are mounted four black 3.5” floppy disks bearing the DOOM logo and “Disk X of 4”
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 19/09/2026
Got my new shirt ready for all the AI meet-ups that I don’t go to.
A red T-shirt with white text: “I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself - Hayao Miyazaki”
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 17/09/2026
Appropriately, I am both Justified *and* Ancient #6music #TShirtDay
Me wearing a white T-shirt with the KLF logo on the front in black
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 14/09/2026
@evan righto, then I guess we're testing in production!!
A cat walking away from an explostion, with the meme text "WORKED FINE IN DEV, OPS PROBLEM NOW"
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 13/09/2026
I was inspired by whatever the latest round of AI bullshit is to add a new shirt to #HTTPShirts... sellshirts.com/product/23563
A red tshirt with white text reading "I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself - Hayao Miyazaki"
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 11/09/2026
@davidgerard the apostrophe here leaves me wholly unsurprised.
A stream screenshot with the text “SEE GAME’S THAT USED AI TO CREATE ARTWORK”
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 01/09/2026
Daughter @shadow-cat has now designed a few very cute T-shirts. I particularly like the “Today I am a serious goose” and swimming ones… sellshirts.com/marketplace/birdface
Four T-shirts featuring cartoon geese in various poses and outfits
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 28/08/2026
Modern Dependency Problems (with apologies and thanks to XKCD) Probably needs more arrows, tbh
The classic XKCD dependency stack cartoon, but relabeled. The image shows a huge pile of boxes representing "all modern digital infrastructure" precariously balanced atop each other. A label at the right (ha!) says "A project led by a guy who then turns out to be a fascist" and arrows point from that to boxes all over the diagram.
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 26/08/2026
[Grimdark miniature painting with lots of blood] #WIPWednesday: #TrenchCrusade is sick filth and should probably be banned
A rather disgusting miniature that defies description. It's a humanoid figure with a flayed skin cape, dark steel armour, and a bloody bow and bone arrow grown out of its left hand.
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 21/08/2026
Daughter @shadow-cat is getting into the T-shirt game, starting with this *very* cute collection of birbs… sellshirts.com/product/20012
A black T-shirt with a 9x9 grid of cartoon birds. All the birds are the same shape, but coloured differently
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 21/08/2026
@jezhiggins @pikesley
An orange man slapping the face of another one
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 13/08/2026
Bit of #minipainting in between switching between 3 different contexts… why this mini today? Oh, no reason… #BinDay
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 03/08/2026
This morning in #Amiko, the community #RailsFork: 1. 138 people now in the Matrix space at matrix.to/#/#amiko:matrix.org 2. We've had success in running some **major** #Rails apps on experimental forked versions of both `rails` and `railties`, and at […] [Original post on mastodon.me.uk]
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 31/07/2026
Today in @amiko news; - community still growing (>130) - increasing activity on all fronts, from website dev to governance to design And… … we have a complex real-world app running *without the Rails gem or namespace*. 🎉 Onward!
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 31/07/2026
A two button meme; the first panel shows two buttons labelled "Quit" and "Organise". The second shows a person sweating with indecision labelled "The entire tech community"
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 27/07/2026
We've got 12 people so far in the Forking #Rails matrix space, and the beginnings of a plan! Naming is hard though, come and share ideas! matrix.to/#/#forking-rails:matrix.o…
A screenshot from Guardians of the Galaxy with the subtitle "what percentage of a plan do you have?" "I dunno, 12%?" "12%?". Chris Pratt as Star Lord is in the background looking towards the camera, and Rocket Raccoon is nearer, facing away.
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 25/07/2026
@pikesley
A still from the "Can I Kick It?" video by A Tribe Called Quest, showing the band, with the meme text "YES YOU CAN"
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 24/07/2026
I think I would pay the full set price just for this poster
A LEGO rendition of the classic X-Files "I WANT TO BELIEVE" poster
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 19/07/2026
Watching @agentGav bring #EMFCamp’s outdoor stage to a close with some ambient soundscapes
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 19/07/2026
Happy moon noises outside the @robotarms at #EMFCamp. Come and see!
A blue telescope pointing at the moon
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 19/07/2026
#EMFCamp spicy chips under a tree. Love it.
A cardboard bowl of chips (fries) with crispy chilli flakes and mayo, on the dry grass in the shade, with some gazebos in the background
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 18/07/2026
A wild #Plushtodon appears at #EMFCamp! @gargron , you need to come here in 2028.
An orange plushie elephant sat atop an orange tent
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 17/07/2026
“Avatar” is probably the most useful badge app; now I just need everyone else to download and use it. #EMFCamp
An EMF spaceagon badge showing my cartoon face avatar on the screen
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 16/07/2026
The hat, it lives #emfcamp
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 15/07/2026
@theaardvark @jezhiggins
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 14/07/2026
@pikesley
A changed quote from Gavin Belson of Silicon Valley (the show) "I don't know about you people, but I don't want to live in a world where someone else makes the world a WORSE place FASTER than we do."
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 13/07/2026
Further progress #emfcamp
A white hard hat, now festooned with stickers, with a 25cm transparent acrylic cube mounted on top
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 12/07/2026
Perfectly normal pre-#emfcamp activity
Me, sitting down, wearing a white hard hat. A laser level is being projected across the top of the hat, and another person is drawing with a sharpie where the laser line is
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 12/07/2026
OMG I know what's under the bin #CountBinface #AngineDePoitrine
Count Binface, a humanoid with a large bin-shaped helmet on his headThe drummer from Angine de Poitrine, who has a tall cylindrical head covered in polka dots
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 06/07/2026
I mean, what the hell is going on here? #Moonstone
A moonstone character card, covered with so much tiny text that I have no chance at all of reading it.
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 06/07/2026
Duolingo, are you ok?
A screen grab of a Duolingo exercise. The text reads “translate this sentence: My deer does not read the newspaper anymore”
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 06/07/2026
Another #Moonstone mini done in idle moments over the weekend. I’m picking up all these off eBay or other second hand sources, and I’m *loving* the variety of painting each one individually. Doesn’t bode well for finishing my Tyranid swarm though.
A miniature of a treeman, tall and spindly, painted with a bark effect, vines hanging off him, and a few green leaves on the branches
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 04/07/2026
@jezhiggins
A black T-shirt with green text saying “computers were better when they were worse”
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 01/07/2026
For all your goose valuation requirements, #HTTPShirts has you covered. Props go to @livingpixel for the invention of the 571 error code, and for Softbank for being... whatever it is they are. sellshirts.com/marketplace/httpshir…
A dark blue green tshirt with the large text "571" and smaller "GOOSE NOT VALUED" below itA blue tshirt with a goose cartoon and the text "goose was not valued"
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 29/06/2026
Oh no I made it worse
A mastodon UI now with six copies of the same me-wearing-a-horse-head picture
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 29/06/2026
Mastodon really wants me to know this important news:
A post from @pikesley showing up at the top of all 3 columns in my Mastodon window. The post includes a picture of me wearing a fake horse head with a torch inside, illuminating the nose in a very strange way. Three times.
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 29/06/2026
Accidentally painted a #Moonstone Jackalope while waiting for code to do code things today. #MiniPainting
A large rabbit-like creature with antlers. Its fur is mostly brownish with light streaks, and it has lighter patches around its very large eyes.
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 28/06/2026
Poor undervalued goose. sellshirts.com/product/14770 #HTTPShirts
A blue tshirt with a cartoon goose on it, with the text "goose was not valued" in white.
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 26/06/2026
Scrolling the BBC news website, saw this, and *100% honestly* read it at first as "How to keep your baby cool in a microwave". Sometimes being a fast reader is... somewhat inaccurate.
A BBC news video thumbnail with the text "How to keep your baby cool in a heatwave", and some stock picture of a mother and baby.
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 24/06/2026
Crikey... it's... actually working. Not what I expected in this heat.
A screenshot of a Manyfold web page, with the title "Hello World!" and the text "I'm a Manyfold plugin!"
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 23/06/2026
It might not look it, but this is very exciting:
A browser window with just the words “hello world” in white on black
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 23/06/2026
Some new #HTTPShirts available: 102, 303, 406, 409, 507, 508, plus bonus spline reticulation and burning printers: sellshirts.com/marketplace/httpshir…
An orange tshirt with the text "303 SEE OTHER"An lime green tshirt with the text "406 NOT ACCEPTABLE"An midnight blue tshirt with the text "Reticulating splines..."
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 23/06/2026
Hoping this latest @manyfold release doesn't result in too many of these errors... sellshirts.com/product/14539 #httpshirts
A chocolate brown tshirt with green terminal-style text reading "lp0 on fire"
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 18/06/2026
[spider pic (but not a real one, just an emoji)] It's @emfducks vs @emfSpiders. Choose your team! sellshirts.com/product/12403 | sellshirts.com/product/12404 (Oh, and you can blame @andypiper for this) #EMFcamp
A natural coloured tshirt with a duck emoji and the text #emfducksA natural coloured tshirt with a spider emoji and the text #emfspiders
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 07/06/2026
I forgot just how many designs I had knocking around in my head...
6 tshirts; one with the Wow! signal numbers, one with a Fediverse symbol, one with ISO-8601 or GTFO on, one saying "computers were better when they were worse", one with a glider from Conway's Life, and one with "WWRFD?" on it.
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 07/06/2026
@pikesley I'm having fun. Shall we get one for @JeniT ?
A tshirt with the text "ask me about httpRange-14" written on it
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 07/06/2026
Been meaning to do this for years... HTTPShirts is now live for all your HTTP-based clothing needs. sellshirts.com/marketplace/httpshir…
A screenshot of a web storefront showing a collection of tshirts in various colours, mostly with HTTP error codes on them
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 07/06/2026
Accidentally made a thing whose logo looks good on a tshirt...
A purple tshirt with the Manyfold logo on it, a blue glowy hexagon filled with glowy purple-pink lightning-type lines roughly in the shape of an icosahedron.
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 22/05/2026
I don't know what I typed into my search bar, but this isn't what I meant.
A google maps search showing "1 Parameter Court" somewhere in Texas
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 21/05/2026
Mood
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