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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I am not washed. Fun daily challenge in Slay The Spire II.

A screenshot of the video game Slay the Spire II from the daily run challenge leaderboards.

Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

ah the Hope seismograms seem to explain why The Boy woke up scared at 11:39 and why I felt rumbling later. Too bad the Haney and Vedder ones are down.

A screenshot of Seismograms from Hope, BC. Looks like we had a bit of an earthquake at 23:39 and again at 00:09:45

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The Macklin Celebrini 1/1 Young Guns sold for $1.28M USD. Insane.

A screenshot of an auction page for a Macklin Celebrini gold young guns hockey card that sold for $1,281,000 USD after buyer’s premium

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

the wife’s wildlife retreat birthday present was a smash hit

A picture of a backyard with a bay and an island in the background

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Lmao the score adjusted Corsi chart on @naturalstattrick.com is great

A chart showing the Corsi plus/minus unadjusted and adjusted for score in a game between the Carolina Hurricanes and Montreal Canadiens. The adjusted line is significantly more in the Hurricanes favour.

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Have 4 tickets available for both Wednesday’s and Saturday’s Goldeneyes games if anyone is interested ($20/ticket)

A picture of the pacific coliseum with the ice rink set up for a Vancouver Goldeneyes game

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Could you imagine the storylines right now if the Rangers didn’t give up their pick last year?

A picture of the NHL standings. The Canucks are dead last, followed by the Blues, the Rangers, the Blackhawks, the Flames, and the Jets

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Have we ever considered that Uncle Mike’s magic mushrooms zapped all the mojo out of the Canucks?

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

If they do your exact trade, they're under the cap by ~$100k assuming they carry 12 F/7 D/2 G. But this is their D. They need at least another top 4 D. Also Benn's bonuses ($1M right now, could be up to $3M with a Cup win, realistically $2M) complicate next year's cap hit more too.

A screenshot of the Dallas Stars defense pairings:

Esa Lindell-Miro Heiskanen
Thomas Harley-Nils Lundkvist
Lian Bichsel-Alexander Petrovic
Ilya Lyubushkin is a spare D

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I've never been more upset getting exactly the food that I've ordered in my life because they didn't include the free cookie.

A picture of a burrito with a business card on top of it saying

"Thank you for supporting our Mission Location. In appreciation, please find enclosed a free cookie (based in store daily) Because you're awesome! We truly appreciate your support. Muchas Gracias!"

Except there was no cookie included

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Finally got to sit in the season tickets! Left early with The Child but he was vibing at his first game!

The Vancouver Goldeneyes taking a faceoff against the Ottawa Charge

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

If you don’t want to go on a Meta product

A screenshot of the Vancouver Goldeneyes lines for today’s game against the New York Sirens

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Like, how do you mess THIS up? Did they mean to call everyone but Elias Pettersson for roughing?

A post game scrum between the Canucks and Sharks with everyone paired off while Elias Pettersson is by himself. A ref is highlighted and has all players in his site

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

What goal is this NHL dot com? Surely this goal isn’t a significant one like a first career goal or something

A screenshot of NHL.com of a highlight clip page for Michael Misa with a title and description of “Misa scores goal against Wild”.

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Looks like a lot of the rest was in the first 😬 www.naturalstattrick.com/dl.php?type=...

A shift chart showing when each player was on the ice in the Vancouver Canucks and Pittsburgh Penguins game

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Ah yes, I’ve always wanted to have a piece of a player’s equipment bag 🙄

A hockey card featuring Al MacInnis and a memorabilia piece that is a piece of his equipment bag

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

tfw you still want to be the baby

A picture of a cat laying in the middle of a baby bassinet

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

They'd have to take $7M and two players out of their lineup to make it compliant. The only way they make it compliant is by either scratching Verhaeghe or Rakell/Lundell + Rodrigues/Luostarinen. That's only by adding a $5M player.

A screenshot of the Florida Panthers roster with their cap hits for this season.

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

The frame was pretty dented where the mirror hit, the mirror itself is ~half of the deductible, and there was some paint scuffs at the bottom too 🫠

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

it’s a pretty close recreation of the EA SPORTS NHL 25 branding. The top is the game cover, the bottom (minus the date text) is more-or-less how it shows up in game. Definitely a choice to combine them though lol

A screenshot of the NHL 25 video game featuring the Leafs playing in Montreal

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Who does this shit and drives away

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

So Jake DeBrusk is doing a Pokemon sale stream on WhatNot. Kinda a cool crossover between hobbies!

A WhatNot live stream by user jdebrusk74 featuring Pokemon cards

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

This is an interesting choice of chair for a master bedroom

A long brown leather chair that with a blanket on top of it that is facing a bed

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

eh, I think you can do that to keep Hughes. Quinn's smart enough to look at the future outlook of the team, Hronek's the only realistic trade piece that's (somewhat) replaceable if prospects hit (I know it's an if and a huge risk, but they need to take a gamble and this one toes the line)

A mock lineup of the Canucks for 2025-26 season.

Line 1: Peterka-Pettersson-Hoglander
Line 2: Debrusk-Mavrik Bourque-Garland
Line 3: O'Connor-Chytil-Sherwood
Line 4: Joshua-Blueger-Karlsson
Extra Fs: Raty, Lekkerimaki

D:
1st Pair: Hughes-Myers
2nd Pair: M. Pettersson-Mancini
3rd Pair: Forbort-E. Pettersson
Willander as extra

Demko and Lankinen are the goalies

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

we're all trying to find the guy who did this

A picture of a smug Colin Campbell sitting at a table for a press conference with the NHL logos on a backdrop behind him

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Me, trying to figure out difference between infant and convertible car seats

A golden retriever wearing safety goggles in a science lab that has flasks and science equipment all over the table with “I have no idea what I’m doing” text on it

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Went to a farmer’s market and there was a young kid who was making crocheted stuffies. These bees were $5!!! How could I resist?

A crocheted bee that’s yellow with two black stripes and white wings. It also has cute eyes

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Well that’s one of the best hockey cards I’ve pulled

A 1/1 Mitch Marner Young Guns hockey card with a gold starburst foil pattern in the background

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Last night was probably the most fun I’ve had working in a long time. Helps when you’re pulling really cool cards lol

A hockey card booklet featuring Teemu Selanne doing his iconic shooting the glove goal celebration on the top part and an autographed plaque on the bottom half

A autographed hockey card of Kyle Connor featuring a part of the Winnipeg Jets’ shoulder patch badge that has three silver wings

A Macklin Celebrini hockey card printed on canvas of him celebrating a goal for Team Canada

A hockey card of Charlie McAvoy that is a bright red foil and done in a manga art style

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

The worst part of every morning is finishing my work I can do from the couch and having to kick this little cute ball of fur off my lap

A very cute half-asleep tabby cat curled into a ball on a blue blanket with its paws sticking out

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

she can’t keep getting away with being this cute

A tabby cat asleep on a blue and white blanket with its front paws stretched out

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

That’s going to leave a mark

A pasty white thigh with a red imprint of a soccer ball on it including the seams of the ball that’s starting to bruise

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

For what it’s worth, custom shipping is available

Screenshot of a notification pop up saying custom shipping is available

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

First visual impressions were not great. A noticeable lack of blue ripple; had to dig pretty deep into the container to see any signs of blue

A picture of an ice cream tub that has a lot taken out of one side. It looks like vanilla with chocolate candies and a tiny, tiny, amount of blue in the part that’s been scooped out

A picture of the ice cream in the bowl. Again, it looks like mainly vanilla with chocolate candies. A tiny bit of blue

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

I am a simple man. I saw the Bar Down Blast #Canucks ice cream on sale so I bought it.

An ice cream tub that is blue, white, and green with a picture of ice cream in a cone that has caramel-filled mini chocolates and blue ripples with a Canucks puck blasting through it

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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

This is, by far, the biggest takeaway from this. It says everything you need to know about the Canucks and what they do. They run the team like it's a bottom 5 team revenue wise but charge the fans like it's a top 10 team.

Screenshot that says "Owner doesn't want to spend to the cap and also pay coaches"

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