Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The architectural kind. Those decorative figures that aren’t water spouts. 021
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Men, for $500 I will emotionally devastate you by being honest about your shortcomings. You will be better for it. 000
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’m over violence. It’s so fucking blasé. Hire a competent therapist and pick up journaling. Every violent man is loser #1, dorkazoids who wouldn’t know how to enjoy a sunny day to save their lives. 000
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Don’t just sexualize people, the fuck. Men don’t know how to admire without dominating. Sexless fucking menaces. 000
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 28/08/2026A fucking pox on every dweeb joking with that grip shit. If you’ve seen it you know what I mean. Straight announcing that they’re rapists or gonna be. Wtf. 000
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Just sent “my duck is hard” and now her texts are coming in green. Bros, what does that mean? 000
Reposted by Floozy L’PiouxVanessa Foxe 🇨🇦 @vanessafoxe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Wait... people are finishing their WIPs? 101
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I NEED TO FINISH MY CURRENT WIP SO I CAN WORK ON MY NEXT ONE!! >:( 110
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 12/08/20261. Post every day 2. Be sexy 3. Get a million dollar book deal 4. Blow a million dollars on cocaine THIS IS THE PLAN 000
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 11/08/2026If I was wealthy id still be a writer. A fucking productive one too, cause I’d get addicted to coke like 🫰 that 000
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Ooh when I have a finished draft, wanna maybe swap beta reads? 👀 100
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026@bsky.app I find it very annoying that I can’t make 1-person starter packs that are only populated by myself. I promise I would use the feature responsibly 😇 000
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Bleh pining pining affection strong-foundation-built-on-friendship YUCK 000
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Solidarity. Thats literally my second worst case scenario (first worst case is a romantasy story that doesn’t have graphic sex AND never gets finished) 120
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Writing a slow burn 😔😒😒😒 the couple will have sex when they’re ready :( not everyone can fuck on page 1 I guess. 120
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Fuck. Shit. Oh fuck. I have to write to write? FUCKKKK 010
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Settling down for the night with a nice cozy book (erotica that would make Benjamin Franklin blush) 000
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Turns out a lot of people already do this to fund affair partners 😔 110
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Half of them are reading my work 🥰 huge in the goyle community. 020
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Met Mitch McConnell while cruising in hell. Not unlike those botched Edwardian taxidermy specimens at Oxford. Flipped him the finger and he a tried to bite it. Really uninhibited in death, which like, good for you I guess. 000
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Fuck man I haven’t been on in 6 months and made zero progress on any of my monster fucking projects :( too busy fucking I guess 000
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 09/01/2026paying 10k to take Don Bluth’s year long course so that I can finally produce the worlds most sophisticated monster fucking animation the world has ever seen. 0314
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I wish sex position names took the pasta naming route. Missionary could be called like petto a petto. Scissoring could be called like elbows or something. 030
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Someone draw a monster dating profile where like they have horns with the tagline “horny on main.” 000
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Experiencing dual axes of oppression (being left handed and a night owl) 000
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Say what you will about her but the Big Bang of at least some millennial monster fuckers was that one Nicki verse 000
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I’m very ambitious for a lazy slut if a SOB, but there you have it. 000
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2026The great queer/straight divide is whether 2025 was a devastating and prolonged torture. If 2025 was a normal year for you 95% you’re straight. 020
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 19/12/2025What would a sex injury even look like for a cephalopod monster? 110
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Miss me cunts? Went on a week and a half long fucking bender. Got nailed by like four were-centipedes, shit was crazy. 020
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I want characters who are shallow on purpose! No empty space where a character is supposed to be! 000
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I read four monster fucking books while I was gone (three from one series). 000
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Feeling this heavily, decided that whatever commentary about my own writing I think from the hours of 11 PM and 4 AM are not reflections of reality and require daytime-me’s perspective. 100
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 30/11/2025In a global minority, which is that I strongly dislike both of these things. 110
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 30/11/2025The second time a man produced fanfic it became became hit broadway musical Hamilton. The first time it became Wicked. 000
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Men aren’t dying in auto erotic asphyxiation accidents at the rates that they used to 😔 140
Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Before I get a publisher I need a book and before I have a book I need to write and in order to write I need to research and in order to research I need to be fingerblasted by a kaiju. It’s that simple. 000