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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The architectural kind. Those decorative figures that aren’t water spouts.

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The inherent eroticism of a grotesque.

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Men, for $500 I will emotionally devastate you by being honest about your shortcomings. You will be better for it.

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I’m over violence. It’s so fucking blasé. Hire a competent therapist and pick up journaling. Every violent man is loser #1, dorkazoids who wouldn’t know how to enjoy a sunny day to save their lives.

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Don’t just sexualize people, the fuck. Men don’t know how to admire without dominating. Sexless fucking menaces.

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

A fucking pox on every dweeb joking with that grip shit. If you’ve seen it you know what I mean. Straight announcing that they’re rapists or gonna be. Wtf.

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Just sent “my duck is hard” and now her texts are coming in green. Bros, what does that mean?

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Vanessa Foxe 🇨🇦 @vanessafoxe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Wait... people are finishing their WIPs?

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I NEED TO FINISH MY CURRENT WIP SO I CAN WORK ON MY NEXT ONE!! >:(

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

1. Post every day 2. Be sexy 3. Get a million dollar book deal 4. Blow a million dollars on cocaine THIS IS THE PLAN

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

If I was wealthy id still be a writer. A fucking productive one too, cause I’d get addicted to coke like 🫰 that

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

@bsky.app I find it very annoying that I can’t make 1-person starter packs that are only populated by myself. I promise I would use the feature responsibly 😇

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Bleh pining pining affection strong-foundation-built-on-friendship YUCK

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Writing a slow burn 😔😒😒😒 the couple will have sex when they’re ready :( not everyone can fuck on page 1 I guess.

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Fuck. Shit. Oh fuck. I have to write to write? FUCKKKK

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Settling down for the night with a nice cozy book (erotica that would make Benjamin Franklin blush)

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Turns out a lot of people already do this to fund affair partners 😔

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Took this literally six months ago smh

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Monogamy sounds like a field of mathematics

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Met Mitch McConnell while cruising in hell. Not unlike those botched Edwardian taxidermy specimens at Oxford. Flipped him the finger and he a tried to bite it. Really uninhibited in death, which like, good for you I guess.

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Fuck man I haven’t been on in 6 months and made zero progress on any of my monster fucking projects :( too busy fucking I guess

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

paying 10k to take Don Bluth’s year long course so that I can finally produce the worlds most sophisticated monster fucking animation the world has ever seen.

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Market sti’s as food poisoning you cowards

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I wish sex position names took the pasta naming route. Missionary could be called like petto a petto. Scissoring could be called like elbows or something.

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Someone draw a monster dating profile where like they have horns with the tagline “horny on main.”

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

But enjoying my extrovert privilege

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Experiencing dual axes of oppression (being left handed and a night owl)

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Say what you will about her but the Big Bang of at least some millennial monster fuckers was that one Nicki verse

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

I’m very ambitious for a lazy slut if a SOB, but there you have it.

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

The great queer/straight divide is whether 2025 was a devastating and prolonged torture. If 2025 was a normal year for you 95% you’re straight.

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

What would a sex injury even look like for a cephalopod monster?

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Miss me cunts? Went on a week and a half long fucking bender. Got nailed by like four were-centipedes, shit was crazy.

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I want characters who are shallow on purpose! No empty space where a character is supposed to be!

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I read four monster fucking books while I was gone (three from one series).

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

In a global minority, which is that I strongly dislike both of these things.

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

The second time a man produced fanfic it became became hit broadway musical Hamilton. The first time it became Wicked.

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Men aren’t dying in auto erotic asphyxiation accidents at the rates that they used to 😔

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Before I get a publisher I need a book and before I have a book I need to write and in order to write I need to research and in order to research I need to be fingerblasted by a kaiju. It’s that simple.

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

In therapy, “what do you do.” I have a that’s-so-raven montage of monster fucking. “Um…I write.”

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

What do we want? Genital diversity in erotica!! When do we want it? Now!

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Writing sexual tension is loads (heh) harder than writing just sex.

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

No! You can’t hate the art and the artist! That wasn’t the deal!

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