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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️

@floortanking.bsky.social
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Ami. My interests are many and my consistency is zero. 🔞🔞🔞 Only! any pronouns OK!

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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 11h
I know a particular first person shooter's character you'd love to play
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jupiter @tofireandsword.bsky.social · 15h
ul'dah job quests establish like 15 different shady factions with ties to the monetarists and then eventually the writing team just throws their hands up and goes 'don't worry about it kitten'
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 16h
xi was designed by a buncha jerks. they gave me three pickaxes and sent me to the mines just to break all three pickaxes on the first node
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 17h
biting you biting you biting you biting you
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 17h
I'm going to hurt whoever wrote the questline walkthroughs on the ffxi wiki, stop assuming im level 99!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sorry I meant Dark Cloud. Like that game is old and jank and annoying but I loved playing the shit out of it so xi is in my lane
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have a soft spot for it. If I had dialup at the time this game was first relevant and had the monetary means of paying for it god knows it would be all I did after school. Its so of its time, and I loved jrpgs of this era and annoying combat mechs like one of my favs was dark cooud
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
FFXI is good because it's like the only other time I've felt motivated to make a funny video even if it's to critique how old and jank it is
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy #XIBonerWednesday
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#XIBonerWednesday
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•.• @littlebeeposmisery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(Red Hot) I ride the Inferno (Red Hot) I ride the Inferno (Deep Blue) I've been saving this one just for you! (Wicked Thunder) Electrope can do many things! (Metem) I wish I was born a woman (Red Hot) I ride the Inferno
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I Walked For Two Hours To Get To Bastok And All I got Was 3 Pickaxes
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I made it btw
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The FFXI experience
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Honest to God thought about gposing and got pre-frustrated at brio so I closed the game and just went to bed
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I DONT HATE VOID ARK I JUST KNOW I WILL GET BURNT OUT
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*putting on my "I'd rather be in Aglaia" t-shirt when the void ark raids get inevitably added to the obligatory alliance raid rotation*
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh you want Shake It Off? We Don't Have Any Fucking Shake It Off
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I understand why I might not be considered cool, I would leave some of you for dead in a dungeon if you fucked up your feint during a raidwide
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Kloode @kloodelikestod1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
wow evil old man #ffxiv | #ff14 | #lalafell | #oc
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Tubi Frank 🔞 📌28%/$20,000 @banishedhammer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
4 DAYS $220/1100 WE NEED HELP NOW PLEASE STOP IGNORING THIS if the electric gets shut off my mom will not have enough oxygen in her lungs & we wil have to raise another 700 to restore power this goal is possible to achieve if people will at least repost so those who can afford to help can see it
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's right it's fucking #BonerMonday
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Guess what today is!
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hope you see me not only as a friend, but also as an item you can consume to increase your HP by 2, permanently.
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The lore says Ojo fucks because that's how I wrote him. Thank you for understanding
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Exploration mode in euphrosyne perhaps unless someone knows a place with a ton of sunflowers in-game
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gpose idea
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do you think it's for lack of interest to create beginner guides or because of gatekeeping?
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i miss vine"
Tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
INSTEAD OF BLOCKLISTS THEY SHOULD HAVE A SEXLIST. WHO FUCKS THE HARDEST
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SAME AS IT EVER WAS COMI, SAME AS IT EVER WAS
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Blocklists *were*, past tense, *were* a useful feature of this website and now it's become the new, fun way of witch-hunting a bunch of people without getting your hands dirty. Back in my day, we had out-of-context screenshots and 27 uninterrupted paragraphs of Straight Up Bullshit
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don't be a pussy and curate your own blocks like an actual person with critical thinking skills instead of drooling on your keyboard while clicking a single button that obliterates any nuance from the block feature
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I gave up on caring about blocklists because most people who make blocklists on this website are little children who still need to be spoonfed their oatmeal like a helpless little bird and get scared at the idea of a penis
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
Eventually, Cohost added "ask" functionality, so users could respond to support questions and comments.
A user named Luarvik asks Todd Howard, "Bruh you might wanna have a word with ya boy Pete he's out here saying Starfield doesn't get good until after you play it for 130 hours and finish the main story" to which Howard responds, "i don't see the problem with this i see you motherfuckers playing destiny for 8000 hours and it still hasn't gotten good"
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
Cohost users had opinions on other social media platforms.
Cohost's Todd Howard writes, "i liked mastodon. i liked the absolute refusal to acknowledge other people as individuals demanding respect and attention. i loved seeing a mealy mouthed 20 year old cs major working a startup in San Francisco telling me to cw my selfies for eye contact and high definition skin. it was endearing. the next fallout will have vivid imagery of San Francisco being wiped off the face of the earth with a 200 gigaton nuke."
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Bad Marvel Memes @avengersbad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Render of a close up of Heath Ledger's face (as the Joker) holding a playing card with a picture of Christian Bale's Batman on it (from The Dark Knight). It's a Joker card somehow. The rest of the image is pitch black except for text on the right.

"Fool you once, shame on you, fool you twice, joker's trick.."

-(in red text) The Joker

This image may have been sincere at one point, but spawned the legendary twitter account "Joker's Trick", a layered parody of gimmick accounts.
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I miss Co-host I miss my Chodlings
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thought I could dodge this forever but I guess nawtttt
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG it's my Julie #myjulie
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tomi/Ankou only calling her Tomi bc I can't change her name thank you
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look at Tomi, thank you
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I hope you need her as much as I do
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Beautiful Buff Women In Your Area? More Likely than You Think.
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Make Her Beefier #gpose
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Sour Midori 🏳️‍⚧️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Baba Yaga returns. #gpose #GPOSERS
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Snoozie @snoozieperhour.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Marie #Splatoon
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tubbie @tubbiecustardt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
another wun #splatoon
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