Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I saw the back of Darlene Mitchell’s head in the streets of Hell’s Kitchen 150
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 30/05/2026A Mrs Harris Goes To Paris/I Love Boosters double feature… 010
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I don’t know who needs to hear this but Aubrey Plaza is Wow Platinum 160
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 25/03/2026bestie wished me a happy 115th anniversary of the triangle shirtwaist factory fire and unironically I am touched 030
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 21/03/2026contemplating re-breaking out the rollerblades I bought 4 years ago… 170
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 21/03/2026fully memory-holed Annette Bening getting Oscar nominated for “Nyad” 010
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Apple Warning in effect starting Saturday afternoon in Astoria. Please allow for extra travel time. 070
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 21/03/2026QUEENIE 👑 WAS A BLONDE 👱🏽♀️ AND HER AGE 🕰️ 💀 STOOD STILL ✋🏼🛑 AND SHE DANCED 💃🏽 💃🏽 TWICE ✌🏽 A DAY 🗓️ AT THE VAUDEVILLE 🎭🤹 070
Reposted by SamPup Bó @bothepup.bsky.social · 17/03/2026If you find bigger people/fat people attractive you owe it to those people to learn how to flirt and show that attraction without coming off like you’re fetishizing their size 317233
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 16/03/2026“I think this is a bad idea but I can see you’re committed to doing it anyways” still counts as being seen :) 050
Reposted by Sam🥸 @sondheimslut.bsky.social · 12/03/2026guess who's ready to wake up and send six more likes on hinge today!media.tenor.coma cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bagALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag 1171
Reposted by Samclayton @notya.lc · 12/03/2026“I saw Cole Escola as Mary at the Lortel” I mutter as they wheel me into the activity room for my pills and bingo 517915
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Just got reminded that Amy Adams didn’t get an Oscar nomination for “Arrival” the same year Annette Bening didn’t get nominated for “Twentieth Century Women” DON’T TEXT 😤 040
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 01/01/2026my edible and two glasses of wine are conspiring against me to make me horny… 2130
Reposted by Sambrogressive overload @meatballjake.bsky.social · 31/12/2025In 2026 I’d like more butts on my face plz 1318014
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Devised myself a Marjorie Prime/Marty Supreme double feature #MarjorieSupreme? #MartyPrime? 100
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 27/12/2025“When you’re holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail” - Lorde 020
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 26/12/2025maybe watching this immediately after getting back from seeing my family who haven’t budged an inch closer to accepting me within the last 13 years was…ill-advised! 200
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Looking forward to watching this in the comfort of my own apartment tomorrow 070
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 24/12/2025The first verse of every religious Christmas song versus every subsequent verse 010
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 24/12/2025they should invent greeting cards for people you have complicated relationships with 030
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Watched a man get up from across the Acela car ONLY to say to the guy on his phone behind me “you know you’re in the quiet car” twice to shut him up and then return to his seat 130
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Coworker and I brought a package up to the 12th floor that was delivered to us by accident, and frankly based on their reaction you’d think I just took a shit on their floor 020
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I am not stronger than the millennial urge to take an online personality quiz 💚 040
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Hinge’s otherworldly ability to pluck a man who was clearly not attracted to you but nonetheless invited you to his apartment in 2018 to watch Sam Rockwell in “Moon” on his bed and INSIST upon your compatibility 😍 070
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Getting a “sometimes I’m tempted to message you and idk how you’d feel about that” on Grindr from my gorgeous dancer roommate from 2018…watch this space… 1150
Reposted by Samjamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 17/12/2025How are you a “doormat parent” for estranged adult children? They aren’t walking through that door you speak of. 1342
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Convinced myself for half a second that Ayo Edebiri posting about being in “Ella McCay” was another “Ayo Edebiri is an executive producer of ‘The Kominsky Method’” 000
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 05/12/2025My coworker and I have been editing each other’s use of a particular phrase in a batch of reports we’ve splitting up reviewing, and I just learned I’ve been wrong the whole time… 110
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 29/11/2025The one-two punch of being hit with 12 political/sale spam texts on landing then with an ad for The Free Press in the taxi…yeah I’m back in America 010
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Whoop registered my terminal-to-terminal Auckland airport sprint as a physical activity 🏃🏼♂️ 010
Sam @flipperbuster.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I don’t think I’ve ever taken a flight back to NYC with a layover where the first leg wasn’t delayed…and we’re not breaking that tradition today it seems 010