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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 14h
shes watching this episode intently
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 15h
No dignity
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My copy of Faith by @lelianazine.bsky.social arrived today!!! What an incredible problem to have, struggling to fit every item in one photo. This is such a lovely zine and im so excited to have my set in!
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Unearthed from the wreckage of my childhood: the 4e module we tried to play the year I graduated from high school. Derailed by a girl who had a crush on me and was mad she didn't get invited, so she demanded an invite and then refused to play and distracted everyone. (I'm still mad)
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
this one ended up being such a journey
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
ok failing grade in "curry" but passing grade in "lentils"
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
hubris
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Get a little spicy with one of my recipes from @pokeplatezine.bsky.social! Try a shredded beef dish with three different condiments in the PokéPlate zine! Preorders can be found here pokeplatezine.bigcartel.com! Open July 18th to August 22nd. All proceeds go to the charity World Central Kitchen!
Title reads Volcarona's Paradox-Style Shredded Beef. Tightly cropped illustration of a shredded beef dish with dipping sauces tended by Larvesta. Key ingredients list on the left lists flank steak, sichuan peppercorn, and jalapeños. Bottom text reads "PokéPlate Chef Preview!"
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Here's a sweet preview of one of my recipes from @pokeplatezine.bsky.social Care for a sweet drink? Learn to make your own honey mead in PokéPlate zine's PokéPub add-on! Preorders open July 18th to August 22nd, found here: pokeplatezine.bigcartel.com All proceeds go to World Central Kitchen!!
Title reads Vespiquen's Sweet Honey Mead. Tightly cropped illustration of a honey dipper dripping into a glass of mead on the right. Key ingredients list on the left lists Wildflower honey, dried whole chamomile, and vanilla bean. Bottom text reads "PokéPlate Chef Preview!"
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
hey what the fuck.
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
what the fuck did captcha just call me
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture in your phone.
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
She's 6
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Some turmeric got in the sink water. ._.
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
My @cantripcandles.bsky.social sample order came in!! Having a kombucha girl moment about the Dungeon Depths scent. It sure does exactly what it says on the tin and I can't figure out if I love it or not.
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Last year I was overjoyed to work on two recipes for @miaowzine.bsky.social. They raised $3,653.26 for RAPS Cat Sanctuary with additional donations made to local shelters in five different countries.
A shallow bowl filled with ice cream sandwiches with a chocolate biscuit cut in the shape of a cat and filled with with pale yellow and pale pink ice cream.Buttermilk biscuit kolaches cut and decorated in the shape of paws, served alongside a sweet and spicy sauce.
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
ope
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
local guy never finished msq. tragic
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
ohhhhh it was 2024 all saint's wake lol
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
It's time to settle in for dinner with the crew. Tonight I'll be serving up salmon wellington. I've got the recipe over in the @sanjicookbook.bsky.social zine! Check out pre-orders at sanjicookbook.bigcartel.com November 15th-December 31st to get this stunning seafood dinner recipe and many more!!!
Zine preview with an image of a baked salmon wellington shaped to look like a fish served by the ocean at sunset. The text reads "Pre-orders open Nov 15-Dec 15" (however pre-orders have been extended to December 31st.)
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Feeling up to a refreshing little cocktail? I've got just the thing for you with this pink soju sangria in the @sanjicookbook.bsky.social zine! Check out pre-orders at sanjicookbook.bigcartel.com from Nov 15th to Dec 15th to get this alcoholic drink recipe in the NSFW zine and so many more!!
Zine preview with an image of a vivid pink sangria with fresh fruit served in a hollowed-out watermelon next to a swimming pool. Two glasses with curly straws sit in front of the watermelon. The text reads "Pre-orders open Nov 15-Dec 15"
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Could I fetch you a nice midday snack? I have some pumpkin and blue cheese crostini ready in a moment. You can find the recipe in the @sanjicookbook.bsky.social zine! Check out pre-orders at sanjicookbook.bigcartel.com from November 15th to December 15th to get this snack recipe and so many more!!
Zine preview with an image of pan-seared pumpkin, argula, strawberry, and blue cheese over rye toast. Text reads "Pre-orders open Nov 15- Dec 15"
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Do you like your matcha hot or iced? Try this lightly-swirled iced matcha flight from the @sanjicookbook.bsky.social zine! Check out pre-orders at sanjicookbook.bigcartel.com starting on November 15th to get this drink recipe and many more!!!
Zine preview with an image of three brightly colored mixed matcha drinks over ice. Text reads "Pre-orders open Nov 15- Dec 15"
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Every day starts with a good breakfast, and theres no better place to find a recipe than the @sanjicookbook.bsky.social zine! Check out pre-orders at sanjicookbook.bigcartel.com starting November 15th to get this recipe for these savory breakfast crepes and so many more!!
Zine preview with an image of a buckwheat crepe with a fried egg and vegetables. Text reads "Pre-orders open Nov 15- Dec 15"
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
i am an educated professional.
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
skill tree so specced that I cannot make microwave oatmeal
A coffee mug inside of a microwave. Maple & brown sugar instant oatmeal has overflowed from the mug and covered the turntable.
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
the two hours death nap got us
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Make deco photocards of your pets no gods no kings no masters only stickers
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Ohhhh my favorite coffee shop is doing matcha lime sodas now I'm in love.
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
lmao?
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
he said ◉︵◉
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Technically a fruit salad but like. At what cost.
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
@inquiriesofart.bsky.social come get yalls soup
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
this fucking rules
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Not to sound unhinged or whatever but making toast and eggs with the fat from this reduced stock tomorrow morning is going to fuck so hard.
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
ok it's time to get turnt at the naruto concert
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
This fucking thing got a good grade in Vet today and as a result gets to keep all of her legs. Please clap.
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
No one understands my workflow needs
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
beast update: resentfully confined to punishment cuddles (she is purring)
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
The lampshade did not enjoy this.
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
This is now the thread of god's angriest satellite dish suffering with quiet dignity.
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Bonus angle
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Sulking some more
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
And I do mean this thing.
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
feeling normaler.
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flextheflex.bsky.social @flextheflex.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
the office potluck doesn't deserve me
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