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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Every time I violate my “one trans person per discord server” rule it becomes a trans server and I need to make a new one if I don’t want to see the word puppy used as an adjective 300 times per hour
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
who is the furthest right person on bluesky
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
A lot of you are really missing out if you’re not hanging out with racist Mexicans My friend’s brother is an ICE agent and he said that if someone has kids he tells them in Spanish “We’re sending your kids to Epstein Island”
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
IN PERSON
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
@whstancil.bsky.social i wrote a rap for you Will
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Minnesota like Will Stancil Bomb an abortion clinic like John Brown Minneapolis Will Stancil Somalian like Will Stancil Sound like Prince, Will Stancil Aryan Prince Will Stancil Quiverful like Will Stancil Rape ICE agents like Will Stancil Ice cold pimp named Will Stancil
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I throw hands like Will Stancil Ten bands like Will Stancil Ten racks like Will Stancil Study blacks like Will Stancil My Honda Fit like Will Stancil I convoy split like Will Stancil Disrupt ICE like Will Stancil Aryan supersoldier Will Stancil Kill George Floyd Like Will Stancil
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
youtu.be/arhxrsMlSdU?...
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Gladiodrome, Ep. 4 | WatchMojo Presents The Top 1 Worst Governor Of Minnesota
YouTube video by FLESH EMULATOR
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
GLADIODROME: Episode 5
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Oh man my bot stopped working
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Who said anything about leftistly
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Gamer Toe update
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
You managed to forget the single most aesthetically relevant letter in the word, Andy Warhol
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
…you don’t understand why someone might get mad at a giant crowd of people blocking a road to do donuts?
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Funny how there’s been all those news stories about AI companies having a shit ton of CSAM in their training data! Wonder what that could be in there for
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
This guy is talking about a bill that removes tax-exempt status from any institution that remits money directly to a foreign military
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I don’t know what I expected
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Hey buddy, we already HAD a Muslim Obama
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Present-day Brits are the only true slave race
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
GOOD We should not have a statue of a WHORE
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I forgot to mention it has the weight distribution of a Mazda Miata
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
you’re doing it AGAIN?
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
It’s funny seeing white nationalists lament the lack of a based “high-trust” de facto white ethnostate considering that Utah exists, but it never crosses their minds as a possibility because they’re aware that you also need to be successful and pro-social to fit in with mormons
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
When they finally create Mormon Seinfeld it’s curtains for the rest of us
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Twitter should have a slur counter next to your name
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
That retard ass Facebook post of hers singlehandedly got her astroturfed into congress by The Powers That Be so that they could use space lasers to vaporize the section of Maui inhabited by a group of native Hawaiians hostile towards property developers
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Bought a NikOG with a cantilever mount so you will stop yelling at me about my fucked up optics setups
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Update apparently that’s a real account
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I sarcastically tweet enough minor complaints in the style of earnest repulsion that the only way I can indicate actual earnest repulsion is ironic understatement If anyone misunderstands my single most consistent and unambiguously polarized political position: skill issue tbh
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Top 5 of all time, immediately Also potentially the most negative thing a president has said about lsraeI in my lifetime, which is darkly funny in its own right
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Those ~50 to 100 people per day every day in line for food at aid sites really ought to stop putting those tanks in self defense situations There is no other option than shooting ~50 to 100 members of the emaciated, starving crowd per day, every day, point blank with tank shells
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
If you have paid even one minute of attention to Gaza and you are quoting the ministry of health number as the total death toll 20 months in… Yeah honestly I think you are intentionally lowballing by a factor of 10x or more, because you are a zionist
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
*accidentally taking it too far* “I actually wish it DID happen”
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The New York Times and French govt may very well be lying—I think they lie. But that’s a big allegation to make. If you play that card, it can’t be unplayed: you are now in the same crank camp as the 9/11 guys and COVID truthers and election deniers and pizzagate investigators.
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
…from Iran?
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Asian on asian racism is so intense cause they both practice
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
There should be two equally respectable types of college: one where admission is based entirely on a straight up IQ test, and one where you have to solve a 100,000 piece jigsaw puzzle. This would solve many problems
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
There were still way too many alive people in Gaza then
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
from the infamous fake news aggregator The New York Times
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
The cultural role of compulsory education has long been determined to be socialization, not academics. This is the correct decision. Failing someone out of primary/secondary education is tantamount to social exile. IMO the answer is graduate everyone and make all classes optional
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
You’re so close
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I got a 35 on the ACT and a full ride to a top 50 college, and my education from 2nd grade (when I got pulled out) until 9th grade was basically “IDK read books or something”
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I don’t wanna hear one more damn word about american mass shootings from any country that has mass AIDS needle-ings
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I found a Reddit post from someone asking for legal advice because their windows open all the way
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
KAC doesn’t want you to know this, but you can just buy fine tip white paint pens
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
They’re seething because they’re soft and built all their buildings stupid
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I will continue to describe this country’s government as ‘zogged’ UNTIL THEY STOP ZOGGING US
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
You are watching an upper middle class, suburban white woman rap along to ‘Took Her To The O’. Is it more annoying for her to rap every word of the song as is, or is it more annoying if she changes ‘N*gga’ or Sucka?
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fleshsimulator.bsky.social @fleshsimulator.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Broke: thinking white people shouldn’t say the n-word because it’s a magic spell that harms black people Woke: thinking white people shouldn’t say the n-word because they’ll make it lame for everyone else
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