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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 9h

susie deltarune bard of time. i demand to be taken seriously.

HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 15h

you can try to lore moments and aura your way out of losing a fight all you want but that wont stop me from using game mechanics (physics) to win the battle (throw a brick at your head)

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 18h

lame and gay gay and lame imagine liking karkat or whatevef idk my hearts not really in this one

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 18h

game mechanics being taken as strictly non-canonical/non-diegetic in videosgame

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 20h

this one was revolting to type i hope you guys appreciate what im subjecting myself to for the sake of the bit.

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 20h

gamzee actually didnt do any of that he was being mind controlled by aranea and lord english the whole time. at the same time. aranea is the secret fifth lord english component. this is true. gamzee is an innocent little baby who would never hurt a fly.

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 22h

nepeta leijon was STUPID and GAY and LAME and im GLAD THAT FUCKASS CLOWN GOT HER

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

have there been updates to the homestuck discourse sphere since last time? i want my phony discourseposting to be up-to-date

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

its the return of the much reviled homestuck fan account arc. where i talk about homestuck discourse and nothing else for like a day or two as a scary halloween gimmick. im fucked up and evil.

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

FUN FIRST DATE IDEAS: drop acid and then watch skinamarink.

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

real

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

peter griffin used to make me laugh and cry... now he makes me feel nothing.

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

watching family guy funny moments utterly stonefaced. i am an empty husk.

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

what part of "i'm done arguing" didnt you get? surely you have something better to do with your time than argue with a wall.

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i told you, im done arguing, i dont have the energy to explain myself any further. we can argue about it more when the game is done and you are inevitably proven wrong, and i am possibly also proven wrong.

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

im done arguing this its very clear neither of us are going to be convinced. you can come back in like, a year or whatever so i can say "i told ya so"

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

there are ways to do complexity without being stupid and convoluted! evidently you are not capable of them.

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the one thing you are staking your theory on is flimsier than a house of cards.

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

im not joking when i say that i would bet my life on you being wrong. kriselle knight is that stupid and convoluted. i am that certain of it.

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

there are viable candidates other than dess and you have very much not chosen them. i would stake my life on kriselle knight being wrong

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i mean sure if you explain anything in the most generic way possible you can make anything sound like its true

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

if you give up that one scene you dont even have the shape of a theory anymore

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the literal only reason kriselle knight exists is because of the ONE SCENE in chapter 5 weird route be FOR REAL

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

yeah, there are ways for her to be important without straightforwardly being the knight! that is not one of them.

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

to argue for dess's unimportance is to be unambiguously wrong. thems the breaks.

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

if dess were as unimportant as you say, we would have been given concrete answers about what happened to her already, because those answers wouldnt matter.

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it doesnt even matter if we get hard answers to any of it, do you not see how stupid it would be to set up a mystery as big as a MAIN CHARACTER'S SIBLING GOING MISSING, and then not elaborate on that sibling at all?

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

yea thats my fucking point. asriel, who exists mainly to set up the various neuroses of kris, only gets as much elaboration as is necessary. DESS, on the other hand, gets ten times as much elaboration and is the centerpeice of one of the games PRIMARY MYSTERIES.

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

krisell knight would have to spend an hour explaining A:what an amalgamate is B: how they managed to do normal time travel C: why they did any of that shit D: explain the existence of the super-secret route E: explain why the route that explicitly breaks the prophecy doesnt break the prophecy

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

if you want an actual character who is almost exclusively there to prop up other characters, asriel is down the hall and to the left.

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

if it wasnt about her at all she wouldnt have been fucking included

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the only way there ISNT room to expound on this character who has ALREADY BEEN SET UP AS VERY IMPORTANT is if the chapters have a combined playtime of ten goddamn minutes!

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

we have 2 entire fucking chapters left what are you TALKING about

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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

surely all the emphasis placed on her character is going nowhere.

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