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Flea

@fleaslive.com
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🏳️‍⚧️ She/It. Robot. 💚 @basilbun.bsky.social 💚 💜 @tripleleafclover.bsky.social 💜 linktr.ee/fleaslive

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Flea @fleaslive.com · 29/09/2026
Yeah, I think the prices are gonna rock bottom cause the hit rate is so good. I’m fine with it cause I can get cool cards for cheap.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 29/09/2026
I opened 5 packs of Pokemon TCG 30th anniversary.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 29/09/2026
There’s no sour cream left so we’re having French onion quesadillas
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 27/09/2026
Anyone want a copy of Dome Keeper on steam?
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 24/09/2026
I need LIVE TV Salem!
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 24/09/2026
I paid $7 in bitcoin for access to a private IPTV server for a month and promptly received nothing. Lol
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 21/09/2026
3rd interview with this place in 15 minutes 😬
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 18/09/2026
I think my butt unlocked my phone, opened bluesky, and posted this?
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 18/09/2026
!]_’ m’m n ‘N M z
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 15/09/2026
Second interview done. I don’t know if it was like a home run slam dunk sports metaphor, but it was fine. I think I’m still rusty.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 14/09/2026
Second interview secured. The pay isn’t great, but it’s with a non profit I vibe with so I’m gonna keep it going and see.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 14/09/2026
Job interview today at 9 😬
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 13/09/2026
A little steep, but I might adopt her.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 12/09/2026
I also see them all the time lol.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 12/09/2026
Some woman just came RUNNING up to me at the bus stop and was like “see this double bladed helicopter? They’re ONLY for transporting troops and they’re coming to Colorado”. She seems like an average well adjusted person and she seemed really upset about it.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 11/09/2026
Is this a good signal to other perverts that I am also a pervert?
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 11/09/2026
Is this a good signal to other perverts that I am also a pervert?
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 25/07/2026
Dudes will be like “I can’t use a foldable phone because of the seam” and then their phone looks like this.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 09/09/2026
The new iPhone is cool, but the cheapest one is $2000 so I’ll never have one.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 09/09/2026
Oh, shit. :(
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 09/09/2026
The cool thing about job hunting is that there are actually no jobs to apply for.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 09/09/2026
Nintendo forgot about Mario
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 09/09/2026
Breath of the Kirby 🥱
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 09/09/2026
They’re dunking me in the gallium tanks today. 🤖 😬
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 09/09/2026
The End of Oak Street is the 2nd best Cloverfield movie.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 08/09/2026
I hope for the legend of Zelda direct that they announce an adult link that you can fuck.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 08/09/2026
I’ve been using @sticker-guy.bsky.social since the 90s. Amazing stuff.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 07/09/2026
Yessssssss
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 07/09/2026
What about me?!
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 07/09/2026
I finally met @anjii.stimky.me last night after meeting on Twitter like 10+ years ago. It so cool to connect with old friends. There is still magic in the internet.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 06/09/2026
Switch 2 games don’t taste bad like Switch 1 games do. 👀
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 06/09/2026
I traded in a game to GameStop yesterday and felt kinda dirty about it.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 05/09/2026
You guys wanna go get plastic surgery at the strip mall?
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 04/09/2026
Bruh, I just got THIS as a captcha. Can we please wipe out the internet and start fresh?
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 04/09/2026
I hate job hunting.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 02/09/2026
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 31/08/2026
I forgot to attach the photo.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 31/08/2026
I bought a really cheap slot machine on Facebook marketplace.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 29/08/2026
No Denfur this year btw, I’m still sick as hell.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 27/08/2026
Imagine getting laid off and getting sick in the same day. Well, your girl doesn't have to imagine, I'm unemployed and unhealthy!
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 27/08/2026
The Big 4 can fuck right off tho.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 26/08/2026
You caught me.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 25/08/2026
Just got laid off. I only worked here for like 5 months lol what da heck.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 22/08/2026
One hug and also I get to rub your head.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 22/08/2026
Bro, why you looking at me like that?
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 21/08/2026
I have a fun surprise that has been described as “why did you buy this?” And “where are you gonna put it?” This is the kind of message I send to my boyfriend when he is on the other side of the world and can’t stop me.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 19/08/2026
Temu knows what American’s crave.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 18/08/2026
Once again I am at work. Why does this keep happening to me?
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 18/08/2026
It’s impossible to work out when my anxiety is acting up. I can’t focus and every minute feels like 20. I only managed to get through 33 minutes of my usual 60. Ugh.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 17/08/2026
Woah those are cute!
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