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Flea

@fleaslive.com
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🏳️‍⚧️ She/It. Robot. 💚 @basilbun.bsky.social 💚 💜 @tripleleafclover.bsky.social 💜 linktr.ee/fleaslive

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Flea @fleaslive.com · 29/09/2026
I opened 5 packs of Pokemon TCG 30th anniversary.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 13/09/2026
A little steep, but I might adopt her.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 11/09/2026
Is this a good signal to other perverts that I am also a pervert?
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 05/09/2026
You guys wanna go get plastic surgery at the strip mall?
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 04/09/2026
Bruh, I just got THIS as a captcha. Can we please wipe out the internet and start fresh?
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 04/09/2026
I hate job hunting.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 02/09/2026
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 31/08/2026
I forgot to attach the photo.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 22/08/2026
Bro, why you looking at me like that?
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 19/08/2026
Temu knows what American’s crave.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 12/08/2026
My cat is so fucking bored.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 12/08/2026
Back on that weight loss grind. The goal is 150. I bought an elliptical. My legs hurt.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 11/08/2026
I love the idea, but the button on your website could use some work.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 11/08/2026
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 10/08/2026
I’ve been saying this.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 07/08/2026
Why is there an evil cowpig in the window of this T-Mobile store?
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 30/07/2026
Ken Jennings has been blocking trans people (me) on social media for YEARS. He doesn’t care about us.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 25/07/2026
Dudes will be like “I can’t use a foldable phone because of the seam” and then their phone looks like this.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 11/07/2026
Sup girl?
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 07/07/2026
As a fan of The Boys and Big Brother, I have almost no one to share this with.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 02/07/2026
Can someone get Gabe on the phone?
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 30/06/2026
It’s my birfday!
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 27/06/2026
They had free Palestine at work.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 18/06/2026
Why do my fries look like 9/11?
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 12/06/2026
It’s unfair that Spotify would play this on my way to work.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 12/06/2026
My friends come over and puff on my vape all night so I opened a vape store in my living room.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 28/05/2026
Got the arcade up and running for @arcane-k9.bsky.social and @krokz.bsky.social ‘s birthdays yesterday! 👾
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 25/05/2026
Who is making my pizza?!?
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 12/05/2026
Spotify really said “what if we released a wrapped in May?”, and mine is EMBARRASSING.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 22/04/2026
This game is sick.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 15/04/2026
Angry Bideo Game Nerd
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 21/03/2026
Crossover on Mac is like magic. I might have to buy it after my trial is over.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 19/03/2026
Pull for what? Why is it blue??
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 18/03/2026
What goes on up there?
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 17/03/2026
5 years ago I found a misprint Pokémon card in my collection and sold it on eBay. That’s same card just popped up on my TikTok for you page. Crazy stuff.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 17/03/2026
I changed this setting on Spotify and now all the music sounds better.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 12/03/2026
Why is this art at work so threatening?
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 11/03/2026
Treating myself as a reward for getting a new job.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 06/03/2026
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 04/03/2026
Monster has perfected the zero sugar soda, I just wish they sold a caffeine free version.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 03/03/2026
One of my medications isn’t covered by my new insurance and I’m gonna screammmmmm. And guess what, it’s united health care.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 03/03/2026
I need to download the installer for the app installer so I can install an app. But I can’t launch it because I don’t have app installer.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 02/03/2026
These little guys have been with me for 4 IT jobs. They finally made it to the new office this week.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 23/02/2026
Ya did good, kid.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 21/02/2026
I know it’s only February but I am locking this in as @dreamflopper.com’s take of the year.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 10/02/2026
I'll never top this.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 07/02/2026
Which furry does this belong to?
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 05/02/2026
My chips are so sad.
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 04/02/2026
Spong bob big guy pants okay
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Flea @fleaslive.com · 30/01/2026
League of Legends DMs are wild.
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