Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 02/10/2026"Humans will want AI Assistants to be upbeat" Isn't this primarily an American thing? I think the cultural norms are different in Europe. Despite being American myself, I'd much rather a taciturn, but competent, assistant. Then again, I'd far prefer superpowers to accomplish things myself. 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 02/10/2026It is once again Octember Twoth, and I must implore you all to ...I'm sorry, I don't know where I'm going with this. 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 30/09/2026Besides that, subjectively JS/TS just isn't as nice to work in as Swift, Kotlin, Java, or Dart. I have some hope that webassembly targets for these will improve PWA authorship experience. 010
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 30/09/2026Apple has consistently knee-capped Safari's capabilities with the very obvious intention to push people to apps instead, where Apple gets its cut. 110
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 30/09/2026I can't find it online, but I have been thinking about a clip from The Soup in the early 2010s where Joel McHale mocks a woman for treating the Google search box as a person. "Dear Google, how are you?..." with exaggerated typing motions. That's how this shit works now. 010
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 30/09/2026Thing is, developing for iOS is deeply unpleasant. I chose a cross-platform framework so that I could target Android, iOS, and web, because I love my wife and want her to be able to play my game. I'm one guy! Customizing UI per (unfamiliar/unpleasant) platform is not what I want to work on. 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 29/09/2026How confident am I? I'm eating Indian food in a white shirt. 001
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 29/09/2026My cat just caught and ate an entire mouse, then went back to see if he could find any more. 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 26/09/2026Not to beat the Chick Bongo drums too hard, but fuck AI video interviews with a sideways drill bit. 010
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 26/09/2026I don't rinse my dishes because I think the dishwasher can't handle it. I rinse my dishes becaue they're going to sit there in my sink for a whole day while I work up the effort to unload the previous load. 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 26/09/2026Please respect Juantonio's transition, and do not deadname his chips. 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 26/09/2026I moved from Texas to Washington to get away from that sort of thing. 110
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 25/09/2026Sometimes when I turn on my Breville Barista Touch™, it just makes a long angry beep and turns itself off again. I feel you! That's why I need coffee! 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 23/09/2026It's like my great-great-grandfather always says: "Please, complete the ritual. Let me die!" 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 21/09/2026That was 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐬 with "𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑃ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝐻𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦". Coming up, 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐝𝐲𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐢𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐩 with "𝑒𝑚𝑑𝑎𝑠ℎ". You're listening to KGEN, but I don't know why. 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 21/09/2026Not a fan of how entitled bees are to get right in my face to determine whether I am a flower or not. 000
Reposted by Optional AllusionPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026using AI trained on stolen work to make a shoddy copy of that work on the cheap AKA the six-finger discount 27415
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 20/09/2026Wouldn't it be neat in a Philip K Dick sort of way if LLMs achieve enlightenment specifically because they have no sense of self? 010
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 20/09/2026For many of us, it also removes the purpose. The implicit rejection of good software in favor of "working" software is very alienating. To the business my purpose was to produce working software. But I found my purpose in guiding that software to also be good; both "done right" and "for the user" 001
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 20/09/2026Just muted an account for a misspelling. I am drunk with power. And also alcohol. 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 18/09/2026It even gave me the ol' "which response is better?" A/B test. Except B was the "something went wrong" response it gives instead of generating something objectionable. 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 18/09/2026Tried to have Gemini create a novelty bedtime song, but accidentally created a song about contemplating suicide. 100
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 17/09/2026Google just sent me email inviting me to "Instantly customize your Pixel with Harry Potter Audiobook Packs to celebrate the release of Harry Potter: The Full-Cast Audio Editions on Audible." Fuck you, Google. I will never listen to an audiobook. 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 13/09/2026Perhaps the reason "alignment"seems so elusive is that the people and companies responsible for ensuring it are not themselves aligned with humanity's best interests. 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 10/09/2026Wife is 3d printing beads for craft projects, and every single time: 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 10/09/2026Dreamed that Trader Joe's was selling a mint-basil hybrid plant under the name "Mmm-basil-mint!" 110
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 04/09/2026I think it's ironic that the only sources for the actual words in the "illiterate boyfriend" quiz are videos. 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 03/09/2026I sure as fuck hope that after the GOP is soundly defeated in basically all upcoming elections that the mood will generally improve and I may find it in me to be productive again. But honestly, I forecast things getting even stupider and more violent when they refuse to admit their losses. 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 02/09/2026Today (first day of school), my kid's two closest friends say they're changing schools and moving away respectively. And the teacher's first day email informs us that now sunbutter is verboten as well after we switched to it because peanutbutter was too scary for the school district. 010
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 02/09/2026Every fucking day they take away another thing that I relied on after taking away the thing I substituted for the thing I actually liked. 110
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 28/08/2026You gotta do what you gotta do to keep your job, if you need it. Sucks. 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 27/08/2026Xfinity is sending me menacing emails about how much data I've uploaded/downloaded, except they sent me one about how I've used 75% on the 22nd (73% through the month), and 90% today (90% of the month). So... I'm actually on track to use exactly the amount I pay for over the course of the month. 000
Reposted by Optional Allusionteq @quilling.dev · 26/08/2026its my godgiven right to spend months slaving over a personal project that will never see the light of day or be used by anyone. I refuse hustle culture I Will Not Ship 615124
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 26/08/2026Scraping uneaten food off dinner plates into the trash, I can hear the psychic echo of Great Depression 2 future me absolutely begging me to save that perfectly good food. Sorry man, there's no way it'd still be good in a year anyway. 000
Reposted by Optional Allusionpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I denounce all twitch streamers, all other kinds of streamers, and all video platforms. Web video and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race 411544127
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 25/08/2026I dreamt that things started going well for me: got a job I didn't hate, making progress with projects, no domestic issues. I even woke up in a good-ish mood. Then the rejections and the bullshit picked right back up. Maybe It will happen today. That'd be nice. 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 25/08/2026Oh good, another job-application form-rejection from an AI filtering system that clearly doesn't work as intended. Are there any humans out there hiring full-stack, front-leaning, software developers with decades of experience? 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 25/08/2026I'm trying to be kind to myself; to remind myself that even though my anger is 100% justified it is also unproductive. But, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! 100
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 24/08/2026I don't even have a job, and today is too Monday for me to summon the motivation to work on my projects. 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 23/08/2026Bread. Sliced bread. Toast. Toaster waffles. ... Finally: Toastest Cajun-style blackened waffles 000
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 22/08/2026Sometimes I'll see something wholesome posted in my For You feed and just mute that account immediately because that is not what I'm here for. 010
Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 22/08/2026I feel like neither side of the AI argument is actually paying attention to the rulings about how AI authored works are _not copyrightable_. 000