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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇

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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
ooc. yeah I put way more effort into this than necessary. yap yap yap yap this fixation is fucking eating me alive
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
ooc.
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
delete this. right now.
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
ooc. this has the potential to either be REALLY problematic or really fucking funny. also if this flops you didn't see it
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
#seductivesunday? not on his watch. stay pure, Hometeamers.
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
ooc. tl cleanse. have a wip of my helldivers 2 oc's ref that's been unfinished and in purgatory for months now lmao
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
@alastorseacht.bsky.social I would associate guanzorumu with your oc! as many frontier fights are unique, this one lives rent free in my head because it coordinates with a group of wingdrakes. we don't talk about what happens to those wingdrakes in later phases of the fight, though. ---
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@nevermisses.bsky.social oddly enough, my brain has already decided to associate tamar with nightcloak malfestio. it maintains the ability to inflict hunters with confusion, like its basic form, but nightcloak also possesses the capacity to refract light off its scales and turn invisible. ---
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
lost many aura points to this thing sniping me straight out of the air when I'm starting to think I'm hot shit. oh, and it breaks the forth wall. it stares at the player rather than the player character, and tracks ONLY the player from the moment its eyes open.
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@angelicdeathly.bsky.social at first impressions, I'd associate shara ishvalda with your oc. (probably my favourite final boss of all time, actually) it terraforms the arena around the player in real time, and each "finger" on those wingarms can fire concentrated sonic vibrations. I have ---
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@ozonelasher.bsky.social im gonna go out on a limb here and guess that kaki might be a cat person. thus, I think she'd have a silverwind nargacuga monstie. I think silverwind would match up with her abilities in battle nicely, as they can generate wind that makes their opponents bleed. ---
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@aphelions-tide.bsky.social don't shoot me for this. I know dodogama isn't a monstie (it should be.) but I think alice would have a dodogama monstie because it's basically the therapy dog of the monster hunter universe. there's no way one of these dudes wouldn't just decide that it's her ---
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@chaotic-will.bsky.social for a character so closely related to chaos, I'd associate scorned magnamalo. magnamalo chases a destructive event called the rampage, using it to its advantage to better keep itself well fed, and scorned magnamalo specifically is an individual that has survived an ---
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
you're welcome, Mike.
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
whwahd the fyvck .
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
@sliverontheloose.bsky.social sliver strikes me as a pukei-pukei enjoyer. I'd like to think that she'd like these fellas a lot so she would probably have a coral pukei monstie. canonically coral isn't a monstie but I think that's a crime. look at those eyes. not a single thought behind them ---
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
@trickinthelight.bsky.social no hesitation here, i would associate her with disufiroa. this elder dragon also wields multiple elements, it's just cool enough to have its own unique element of combined ice and fire. it can use this element to refract off of ice pillars that it creates in ---
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
@sargassoian.bsky.social I would very proudly associate daisy with namielle. namielle is a semi-aquatic elder dragon that's typically pretty peaceful until provoked, allowing hunters to get close and chill before the hunter makes the first move. namielle also boasts two elements, water and ---
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
@bravestflash.bsky.social even with my very limited knowledge, I know for a fact that barry allen has been to hell and back, so it feels necessary to associate a stronger monster with him. dreadking rathalos is at the top of his game, and he's in a class of monsters that have evolved solely ---
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
ooc. every time I catch a glimpse of him in wilds I have to laugh at him because he looks like he does NOT want to be here
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
@beautyisthebeast.bsky.social I see mileena, and I raise you morudomunto. unfortunately the game it features in is long defunct, but this thing was genuinely insane. it actually has mouths on the inside of its wings that it can use to anchor itself and drag itself around.
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
@ohfather.bsky.social through the magic of monster hunter, I have yet another monster that matches your muse's powers. brute tigrex. a variant of one of my favourite fights. brute tigrex's entire thing is that it roars with the concussive force of a grenade, and that naturally damages the ---
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
@aphelions-tide.bsky.social I'm gonna keep this spoiler free in case you haven't finished stories 3, but I'm assigning alice as aenshin. everything about the modern state of aenshin is incredibly tragic and deeply out of its control, and that seems tragically in line with alice.
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
@voughtadian.bsky.social rukodiora, from monster hunter frontier. it has the capability to inflict hunters with a status unique to it, and when afflicted with this ailment, the hunter can be pulled and pushed away from rukodiora at will. it can also magnetically manipulate objects around it, ---
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
@laughingspecter.bsky.social trying to tie in the fact that your muse was launched into the wider universe, im going to assign an "invader" (though sadly this one doesn't much invade other locales anymore). seregios' entire body can be weaponised. those golden scales on his head and tail can ---
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
@sigmaofthesea.bsky.social HELLO. I was excited for this. lagiacrus! I could have been mean and said plesioth (sorry plesioth lovers) but lagiacrus and the deep share a title in the lord of the sea, so it seemed a little too perfect to not assign lagi to kevin.
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
@projecth0rsemen.bsky.social for muses based upon the harbingers of the apocalypse, I would most definitely assign dire miralis. the elder who boiled a sea just by means of existing, just by means of being there. it doesn't even have to actively attack to be a devastating foe.
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@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social for someone specializing in the art of disguise, I'm very inclined to assign ruby basarios, or just basarios in general. they burrow under the ground to sleep, leaving JUST the top of their backs exposed, and thus taking the appearance of a rock or mining outcrop.
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
yweahg. ( sniffle. )
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I heard that.
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
@stongestsupesb.bsky.social I would give soldier boy the monster alatreon. in general this thing is batshit insane because not only does it wield all five elements, but it switching elements could wipe a small village off the map. the kicker? it just wants to be left the fuck alone LMAO. for ---
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@ozonelasher.bsky.social valstrax, the argent comment. valstrax is one of the more unique concepts in monster hunter, I think. its capable of both physical and ranged attacks, wielding the same dragon energy it uses in flight against its opponents. ecologically, they're pretty elusive elder ---
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@cosmicflames.worm.skin safi'jiiva. the red dragon, the very force that shaped a whole in-game map just by ambiently existing there and feeding off the bioenergy in the land. entire ecosystems can live, breathe, and die on account of this one elder dragon alone, and its attacks consist of ---
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@supeslayer.bsky.social chaotic gore magala. it is SO difficult to actually explain why without vomiting all the ecology but! the symbolism? dude. a chaotic gore magala is one that was interrupted mid-genesis into becoming shagaru magala, resulting in a botched molting and a magala that's in ---
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@fortune.the-gay.cat you expected me to say nargacuga, didn't you, friend? gotcha. it's mi ru. only one of the coolest monsters in frontier, of course. it "shapeshifts" into different phases during its fight, allowing it to use entirely different movesets throughout.
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@nerdconsanguineus.bsky.social primordial malzeno. one of my all time favourite fights in the entire series. aesthetic wise, I do think it fits. lore wise, it used to watch over kingdoms and guard people, and thus is fairly passive until it's afflicted with qurio, which plays a part in the ---
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@vengefulpunishment.bsky.social immediate first thought is nergigante, eater of elders, nature's answer to the calamity that elder dragons usually bring. this thing's not no fancy elemental tricks up its sleeve. just sheer efficiency at what it does.
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𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
ooc. now's a good time to post this because it still makes me giggle weeks later I still can't get this out of my head. funniest interaction ever
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