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The Flat Universe Society

@flatuniverse.bsky.social
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Like the Flat Earth Society, but way bigger. And way less wrong. Ω = 1 Join the FU Society today!

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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I’m busy AF and don’t have time for crap like this. However, your taking money to post a hit piece is so odious that I had to come here and see how you responded. And, jeez dude, you don’t even admit what you did. WTF?! If you want to start regaining anyone’s trust, start with a real mea culpa, bruh
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I’ve never been instructed to ponder before. I respectfully decline.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The universe's flatness is *not* analogous to an inflated balloon that's so large we can't notice its horizon's curvature. The balloon analogy is helpful in understanding the expansion of spacetime, sure..But does not relate to the flatness of the universe at all. The universe is sheet-of-paper flat
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Well, at least you have some understanding of it at all. I envy you that. Still, I just think if it's not actually flat, they'd've used another word to describe it, like thicc or whatevz. And NASA's website says "the universe is flat, like a sheet of paper" What do they mean if not plane-like?
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
@neildegrassetyson.com I have a sincere question: The earth is tilted at 23.5° relative to the plane of our solar system. Our solar system is tilted 60° relative to the plane of our galaxy. What is the tilt of our galaxy relative to the plane of the flat Universe? Thank you!
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
the human wha?
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Say wha? I think I'm suffering from such "imperfections in the understanding" here.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Dudes like moi
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Flatness is beautiful.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Why didn't they use the Bering Strait wormhole?
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Fisheye lens distortion! Optical trickery!
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The universe is actually flat. Flatter than a lasagna, flatter than the tabletop you eat your lasagna off of, flatter than any object on earth.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Good news! Your old Flat Earth Society membership card entitles you (or, rather, subjects you to) immediate membership in the Flat Universe Society! Welcome, brother.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Deus sex machine. You gold-metal meddler. a pancake left flat
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Man, that Tempest spideyweb flativerse is epic banging 👍
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Fact: The Universe is flat.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Flat Universe beliefs weakly skew older.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I’m troll, but also I really do believe the universe is flat.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Is the flatness of the universe debatable? Nope! Anyone who looks at the data knows it to be true: it’s flat, like a sheet of paper.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
If you enjoy not debating that the earth is not flat with cucumber people, maybe you’ll enjoy debating that the universe is flat with a pancake person.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Neil Degrasse Tyson told me that if the universe was the size of the universe, it’d be flat as a sheet of paper.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
How come Euclid didn’t know about balls?
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Exactly. And if their minds are open, they’ll also research the flat universe theory, and they’ll discover it’s actually flat af (“flat, like a sheet of paper”, says NASA) and then they’ll discount anything else said by whomever told them otherwise.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
You forgot one: The Universe is flat.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
😬
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
How long?
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Make America Measley Again!
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Right on. It’s flat af! 👍
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Oh, it’s with necessity.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
They say graphene (a single atom thick) is the flattest thing in existence, but if you made an earth sized sheet of it, gravity would cause it to just crinkle up and wrap around Earth’s spherical surface. Even a small sheet of it bends, infinitesimally, in response to earth’s gravity. Flat my ass.
phys.org
The flattest material in the world
The Nobel Prize for physics goes to Andre Geim and Konstantin Novoselov, both Russian-born physicists now working at the University of Manchester in the U.K., for their discovery of graphene.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Luckily, NASA promotes the flat universe theory, not the flat earth theory.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
“You need to accept that a lot of it is going to burn down anyway” Really? In response to the possibility of Medicare burning down, your advice is “acceptance”?
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Yup. The landscape of the universe is Tron-like.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
You forgot the alt text: On a sandy beach, giant child actor Haley Joel Osment mouth-to-mouth resuscitates a dying earth.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
NASA’s position is that the universe is flat.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Ahem! 🙋🏽‍♂️
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Unstuck it. And its nougat is still pillowy fresh.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The Milky Way is so alone tonight in this motel vending machine in Alabama. I will consume you, lonely sentinel.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
😂
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Earth flatness certification will be made available for a flat (yet steep) fee.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
The flatness of dueling pistols will be pre-certified by our Society’s flatness experts.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Just as alchemists misguided belief that they could fabricate gold led to huge advancements in Chemistry, so the outside-the-box idiocy of the Flat Earth Society paved the way for our globally respected Flat Universe Society.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Don’t worry – the people who control NASA unshakeably believe in a flat universe.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Agreed. Using “persons” when the one just means more than one person is just confusing.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I’d like to chat more, but its “second sleep” time here. I hope to return to this chat the next time I get some free time. I trust you don’t mind; philosophy is not about speed.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I dont know of any philosophers who work on animal issues who would make such a concession.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Sure. Agreed.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Yes. But the non-technical sense isn’t in dispute here. What I don’t like is when people assume that its just philosophers trying to sound smart/interesting by using words weirdly. Crappy writers do that, sure. But the “personhood” of animals is a valid topic, often requiring technical language.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
☝️ This. “Persons” is not just some fancy term. It is used technically when “personhood” is relevant. An obvious example is in the philosophical study of the moral standing of animals. But also the term can add helpful nuance to philosophical arguments in a variety of other contexts.
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The Flat Universe Society @flatuniverse.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
We hear your cry for help. Your Mom is hereby enrolled in our Society. Once she sees that it’s the Universe –not our planet– that is flat, her culty flerfer beliefs will disappear in a puff of smoke. Yes she’ll probably continue to talk incessantly about flatness. But at least she’ll be correct!
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