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@flatluigi.bsky.social
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it's flat! you can also find me at flatluigi.tumblr.com & help me keep going at ko-fi.com/flatluigi they/them please and thank you

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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
in what i hope isn't a theme for this week given my last post, i've spent the morning trying to get inspiration for my next archipelago & i've gone through the loop of "oh shit, love that game -> boy apparently the implementation's busted -> oh the person just told claude to make it" three times now
screenshot of text that reads "At this stage of this project, I need to inform you that the whole code base was AI-Generated by Claude Fable 5"
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"i know about treacle tarts but i'm bad at forming connections with my friends" - baaulp
a chain between 'that one thing you have to deal with super carefully' 'army sponsorships' 'game grumps' 'sonic 06' and 'nudes.' yeah i don't know either
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wayneradiotv streams are always comprehensible and understandable
five versions of low quality mads mikkelsen are blocking the jackbox feed while morshu recites jugemu jugemu. yeah.
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i am a little annoyed that the automatic uploading for fast screenshot sharing on switch is, like, ridiculously low quality with no way to change it as far as i can tell on the left is capture button -> app -> pc, on the right is taking a photo of my monitor
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
working my way through ttyd remake. game's still great
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
to this day i still sometimes think about getting this in the ffxiv catbook and the cosmic prank of it all. what did i do to you khloe
in final fantasy fourteen there is a side content which involves a 4x4 grid that stickers are placed on automatically, with rewards if you get a four in a row. extremely improbably, this completed board is a full 3x3 square which is both very clean and also completely unrewarding
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
it's really good. here's one of my favorite screencaps from my last session (featuring @chrisweedpiano.bsky.social with the perfect text timing)
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i'm probably not actually going to install the content mod after all but now that i've got repentogon i wouldn't mind getting pointed to some good qol mods
screenshot of achievement for clearing with tainted bethany for the first time
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
and what that MEANS is that if someone you know only disconnected temporarily you can just continue to bring them along to where everyone else is going until they wake back up (fel got to adventure with us until my game exploded and we had to restart the client, since that resets a lot of things)
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
not only was that very funny (she went from sitting on the obelisk to going stock-still and falling like a tree) BUT her character now turned into a physics object you could carry around like other objects (slightly different to how you can carry players normally)
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i think i can dive into this big walk design detail since you might not encounter it at all: what happens when a player disconnects last night @felrender.bsky.social had to stop early (for v. understandable reasons) & i found out that when that happens her character went into immediate rigor mortis
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
they did it the other way once, turning a bunch of random celebrity animatronics into monster's inc mooks. i like the drew carey one because it worryingly implies he was beheaded before getting stuffed into the suit
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i think about this quote from kevin perjurer of defunctland a lot
Defunctland:
I hate literally every step in the filmmaking process. The only thing I hate more than making a film is not making a film.
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
same. why have two monitors if i'm not going to use them
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
there's some settings that you can attempt to turn off to disable all smart features, but it doesn't actually turn the button off and instead inserts this text into the cell you were on and gives you a big full screen popup saying 'hey you have smart features off do you wanna turn them back on :):)'
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
great i'm glad there's now a button i can't turn off to insert fake data into every google sheet i work on. this is so fucking fun for me to encounter
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i listened to so many podcasts just finding pets and battling and collecting things over the years
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
did that game display thing. decided to not go for super obscure games but instead games i'd consider formative + that i've aggressively recommended to people before (minus tf2, but that's just Super Formative. could sub in Tunic) wildly to me apparently bugsnax is a rarer include than anodyne 2
9 steam games recommended: anodyne 2, psychonauts 2, portal 2, nier automata, team fortress 2, bastion, stanley parable, bugsnax, and fez
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
as someone who's mostly just culturally osmosed all of ff7 i'm asking the important questions on my discord
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
i usually play my cool glowy flower-plague lady
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
found it
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
zero exaggeration lol
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
not even subtle about it. garbage
"You know, I can run it in Copilot.""I'll have it categorize police reports by location, date, and name.""then color code them by location and create a summary of the findings."
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
here's the list, which is maybe a third my contributions. Self Selected is one I'd listen to an entire campaign about
Danger Hiptop
Self Selected
Oh Nelhah
Baritone Crock
Shirtless Squatboy
Personal Purview
Skippin Stone
Domestic Linsey-Woolsey
Conspicuous Gallantry
Giga Sin
Yanking Shady
Aether Aplenty
Avenue Leads
Sultana Bedchamber
Septagon Summer
B. Cooler (or Bea)
Suspious Blue
Ebb Estuary
Mobius Handjob
Grimm Places
Pilates Prior
Tight Quarters
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
trying to find out why led me to discover that the original release could be folded out into a display box which is cool image source: mostly-retro.com/2013/05/15/r...
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
this is how it opens! it's extremely clear why the main body of article starts off how it does if you're actually reading it instead of basing an opinion on a strategically cropped screenshot
screencap of the article's header, reading "Resident Evil Requirm mines horror from hallways and our own atomic wrath. Resident Evil finally grapples with the long-term trauma of the Raccoon City catastrophe."
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
canonical neopets homophobia
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
this was what my main neopet looked like because i was too young to understand the econony and acquire paintbrushes and mostly just played the flash games i am not sure whether that subtracts or adds to the visual of doing a session 0 conversation on whether we want to play out potential sex scenes
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
for anyone reading this without neopets familiarity, this is a kougra
a tiny tiger kitten wearing a bow around their neck as big as their head. this is who has rule support for getting waterboarded
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
i remember tower of druaga mainly because the gamecube jrpg baten kaitos had an entire segment based on it that was pretty inexplicable without context (and also wild with)
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
granted: it is a very good joke
two tweets from mark brown, one from 2016 reading "Take me down to the Parallax City where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly" and the other from 2023 reading "this tweet is better than all my videos combined"
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
wrote a bunch of words on person of interest in hopes that i can convince SOMEONE i know to both watch it and post their thoughts at me it's not a perfect show but it's a special show and i think a lot about it
long post that's too long to paste into alt text about recommending the tv show person of interest
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
brian david gilbert explains that sometimes you gotta gncrt a boy
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
brian david gilbert explains that sometimes you gotta gnort a boy
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
fun fact: when willis wanted to really get into their feelings about christianity in shortpacked they did so by resurrecting literal historical jesus to work at the store (i think doa is a better comic than shortpacked but it's also a very wild ride)
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
well, here's a plaque from the creation museum
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
not going to name and shame yet bc afaict there's crediting once you finish the daily puzzle but i feel like you really should be making the original author as visible as your own name on the site instead of doing this meaningless "all credit goes to the artist"-type fluff
screenshot of website footer reading "Based on pzprjs. All puzzles belong to their original creators."
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
replaying super mario odyssey for the first time since near release
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
i've said it more than a few times here, but if you're at all interested in oddball works like petscop and ENA, i extremely highly recommend anodyne 2. you don't _have_ to have played the first game (though it's also very good) i love a game that wants you to push hard against its seams and explore
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
usually i archive dive channels pretty hard when i get into them but i don't really Want to get blindsided by stuff in old videos courtney used their entire prom bit a couple months back to just go 'hey things used to be fucked up here' and that's when i wrote off doing it lol
A picture of Courtney Miller, from Smosh, performing a song about bad things they had to do for videos in the older iteration of the channel. Current lyric on screen is "I had to lick my boss's armpit"
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
and here's two examples I saved from ages back for obvious reasons lol
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
definitely don't think this character reads as attempting to be likeable
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
skigill gives you a whole five!
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I'm going to fucking scream
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flatluigi @flatluigi.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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