Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 6hNot a cult. Definitely not a cult. Something close to that word though. 030
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm not convinced he'd be able to spell "his" if I'm being honest 100
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The bag 👇static.klipy.comBad Movies Rule Tremors MovieALT: Bad Movies Rule Tremors Movie 030
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"He's as apolitical as......a fucking plum" youtu.be/mVRew0aqZTw?...youtu.beEd Sheeran Macklemore Row Explained - #BrokenNewsYouTube video by Larry & Paul 000
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you wish to hear the sadly now departed Stephanie Cole on top form, here she is with the splendid @mikewozniak.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/7pkT...open.spotify.comPodcast Edition 6 (Pocket Edition)St Elwick's Neighbourhood Association Newsletter Podcast · Episode 000
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 18/09/2026SPENCER VS THE KING: HOW A CONVERSATION IN 1997 WAS DOWN TO THE INTERFERENCE OF 16 YEAR OLD MEGHAN. PROBABLY. - Daily Mail 010
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Quite. It's not the Titchfield Thunderbolt we're dealing with here 040
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cw... Police searching for Noah Woods, 3, say they have found body of a child in lake - BBC Newsbbc.co.ukPolice searching for Noah Woods, 3, say they have found body of a child in lakeNoah, who is partially deaf and non-verbal, went missing in Suffolk on Tuesday. Police said earlier there was nothing to suggest criminality. 000
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There's no common travel area in force or Schengen style agreement between Piddington and the UK. Therefore, surely as soon as the folk of that village travel beyond the parish boundary, they've entered the UK illegally, no? 1250
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There's no common travel area in force or Schengen style agreement between Piddington and the UK. Therefore, surely as soon as the folk of that village travel beyond the parish boundary, they've entered the UK illegally, no? 240
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026AHEM 😡 WE WON THE LAST THIRTY MINUTES I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW. 💪 010
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 14/09/2026static.klipy.comChip and Dale: Yup, We're DeadALT: Chip and Dale: Yup, We're Dead 000
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 14/09/2026static.klipy.comChip and Dale: Yup, We're DeadALT: Chip and Dale: Yup, We're Dead 020
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 14/09/2026static.klipy.comColin Jost: Oh My God We're All Going To DieALT: Colin Jost: Oh My God We're All Going To Die 000
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think Cov might be the team to FINALLY get the 9-0 monkey of our backs. #itfc 110
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Lando being told off for drinking a Coke. #spanishgp 140
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I must admit, this is not producing the mayhem I expected. 010
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If there is one person who would have decked the cunt even if he hadn't said that.... 000
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This track in Madrid looks like the circuit equivalent of.... #f1 #spanishGP 111
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Did it taste like infinity? Oh, hang on, that was Guru Josh, wasn't it? 110
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 11/09/2026youtu.be/SoM-ZC7uNnc?...youtu.bePledge to Hedley LamarrYouTube video by stewielips 010
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They said that in the trenches in 1915, I believe 110
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 10/09/2026New profile pic just dropped. Any abusers of the RNLI personnel are pathetic, cowardly, inadequate scum. 030
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Strictly speaking, any replies to this should come onto the screen alternating going left, and then up. 110
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 05/09/2026One would hope that as he tumbled out of the ring, Carty heard the words "Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you" from his opponent, otherwise why are we even bothering? talksport.com/boxing/45606...talksport.comDave Allen fight ends in chaos as rival requires oxygen after falling from ringThomas Carty’s night against Dave Allen ended in total disaster as he needed medical attention after flying out of the ring. British heavyweight Allen was stepping in the ring for his latest … 101
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Not to worry, I'm sure they'll do the same for the Lib Dem conference. What? 000
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apart from anything else, it's a shame it wasn't 35c again today, as these pricks would have been going down like nine pins with heat exhaustion. 041
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Yer man of the people there talking about champagne cocktails and ordering half a dozen oysters. 020
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"Why the Channel 4 expose of Reform is bad news for Burnham" - Laura Kuenssberg 21818
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 01/09/2026That'll be TWENTY YEARS ago that started at the end of next May. 😨 020
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"Are you listening to this, you tapeworm?" *Plays You Don't Mess Around With Jim by Jim Croce* 000
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Tbf, most of the Spurs team appears to have retired from club football. 010
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 30/08/2026"Google say that if that a country officially to a location by a certain name, then users in that country will see that name." Then explain this Mr Google... 001
Flatlander of the Opera @flatlander.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Sooner or later, Trump is going to rename Washington as Trumpton, and the UK is going to collapse under the weight of memes. youtu.be/nsX8wrZskTY?...youtu.beTrumpton - Upscaled to 4K (1967) BBC - Opening creditsYouTube video by Classic TV Zone 110
