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Hanging on to sanity by fingertips

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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"The dead speak! Again! Lolz!"
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Reality"
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fatawu, you buffoon! #itfc
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"He's as apolitical as......a fucking plum" youtu.be/mVRew0aqZTw?...
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Ed Sheeran Macklemore Row Explained - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you wish to hear the sadly now departed Stephanie Cole on top form, here she is with the splendid @mikewozniak.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/7pkT...
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Podcast Edition 6 (Pocket Edition)
St Elwick's Neighbourhood Association Newsletter Podcast · Episode
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You what?
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
SPENCER VS THE KING: HOW A CONVERSATION IN 1997 WAS DOWN TO THE INTERFERENCE OF 16 YEAR OLD MEGHAN. PROBABLY. - Daily Mail
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cw... Police searching for Noah Woods, 3, say they have found body of a child in lake - BBC News
bbc.co.uk
Police searching for Noah Woods, 3, say they have found body of a child in lake
Noah, who is partially deaf and non-verbal, went missing in Suffolk on Tuesday. Police said earlier there was nothing to suggest criminality.
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There's no common travel area in force or Schengen style agreement between Piddington and the UK. Therefore, surely as soon as the folk of that village travel beyond the parish boundary, they've entered the UK illegally, no?
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Colin Jost: Oh My God We're All Going To Die
ALT: Colin Jost: Oh My God We're All Going To Die
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think Cov might be the team to FINALLY get the 9-0 monkey of our backs. #itfc
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lando being told off for drinking a Coke. #spanishgp
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If there is one person who would have decked the cunt even if he hadn't said that....
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This track in Madrid looks like the circuit equivalent of.... #f1 #spanishGP
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ryan Reynolds in about ten minutes.
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bloody kids! Oh, wait.
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be/SoM-ZC7uNnc?...
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Pledge to Hedley Lamarr
YouTube video by stewielips
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
New profile pic just dropped. Any abusers of the RNLI personnel are pathetic, cowardly, inadequate scum.
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One would hope that as he tumbled out of the ring, Carty heard the words "Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you" from his opponent, otherwise why are we even bothering? talksport.com/boxing/45606...
talksport.com
Dave Allen fight ends in chaos as rival requires oxygen after falling from ring
Thomas Carty’s night against Dave Allen ended in total disaster as he needed medical attention after flying out of the ring. British heavyweight Allen was stepping in the ring for his latest …
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apart from anything else, it's a shame it wasn't 35c again today, as these pricks would have been going down like nine pins with heat exhaustion.
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yer man of the people there talking about champagne cocktails and ordering half a dozen oysters.
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sooner or later, Trump is going to rename Washington as Trumpton, and the UK is going to collapse under the weight of memes. youtu.be/nsX8wrZskTY?...
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Trumpton - Upscaled to 4K (1967) BBC - Opening credits
YouTube video by Classic TV Zone
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Seen enough ref #itfc
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Blimey. #itfc
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Now starting a week off, lads
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
*Heads to shelters*
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sky Sports taking the Fox coverage of the Washington Indy Car race, and it's nauseating. Thank the Lord for the Atlantic.
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
END THE SEASON NOW PLEASE
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Haven't learnt a single fucking thing after Jason Arday, have they? Absolute lowlife shitehawks.
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Alert AGAIN?
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Jason Arday found dead. Horrible.
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Burnham in Downing Street at 6:59pm
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The entire UK right now.
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Man in striped shirt speaking intensely
ALT: Man in striped shirt speaking intensely
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
With apologies to @reecedinsdale.bsky.social , but did anyone else think we'd gone full Threads with that alert?
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Current mood
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Clacton. You have the opportunity to make the nation guffaw until doomsday.
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Saturday night banger 👍 youtu.be/SI9hHo9_QB8?...
youtu.be
Look & Read - Magic E Song - UK TV
YouTube video by Nina Perez
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
THERE IS WATER FALLING FROM THE SKY. WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Just noticed they've been announcing the Strictly contestants. May as well get the tree up now then. 🎄
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
11pm and still 27c FUCK. THIS. SHIT.
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social: "If the French have declared war on Chris Philip, which side are you on?" Me:
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
There's a scene in Peter Kay's X-Factor spoof where Pete Waterman interrupts the funeral of the grandmother of one of the contestants to tell him he's made it to the next round. And he basically does what Trump does here...
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Flatlander @flatlander.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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