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Flatcap Goalkeeper

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If you’re going to call me a moron - you’re telling me something I already know. Gobshite. Opinions expressed are not my own. #rctid #baonpdx #celticfc #coybig #coygig #AnyoneButEngland

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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 23h
Me responding STOP for the ninth time today to political fundraising & polling text messages… and it isn’t even noon yet…
Luthen Real getting bombarded with political text messages…
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Found my fit for Election Day…
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey #jazzsky, you may not like it. You may dread it, fear it, pray it goes away… but it still remains. This is what peak alpha human performance looks like.
Back cover of Chick Correa’s Electrik Band album showing him in a 80’s parachute suit with a keytar.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you are old enough to remember the show “Strangers with Candy” - Mitch is more lifeless than Jerri Blank’s father.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tired: “A Nation Once Again…” Wired: “Nations Once Again…”
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The arrested development meme but about left leaning politicians who become centrists.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sherman had to marched to the sea because he and his army had so much excess T - they were setting plantations, railroads, & cities on fire and needed to cool off.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Pants tonight. #rctid
Goalie standing on his head
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Apropos about nothing. Another item I am putting on the list if I ever have the chance to buy the #rctid / #baonpdx and turn them into a publicly owned clubs - We’re introducing Japanese baseball style draft beer backpack vendors as a way to decrease the pregame/halftime lines…
A backpack keg delivery system at a Japanese baseball game.

Source: Taipei Times —> https://www.taipeitimes.com/News/biz/archives/2023/06/18/2003801696
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
OpenAI & Anthropic admitting that their AI agents are “accidentally” hacking another company - i.e. A FELONY!!!
Simpsons meme “Videotaping this spree is the best idea we ever had!”
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Vince McMahon meme.

Notification alert!  —> new fall of civilization episode just dropped —> it’s 4 1/2 hours long  —> about the Majapahit Empire
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Time to bring back the Farmer-Labor Alliance baby!!
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Finally get to wear this thing to a match. #baonpdx
A black t-shirt with “WEAVER 3:16” written in block letters on the front.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Apropos about nothing… Love it when a marquee moon tells a story within itself…
Cinema 21 marquee with the film titles

“I want your sex”
“The invite”
“The odyssey”
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Eh? #rctid
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Cmon show me more English fans…
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Gracias Argentina. Gracias!
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
More of a whimper now than a strong statement of mission…
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Or… hear me out…
Meme from the Rise of Skywalker where general Hux says, “I don’t care who wins, I just need the English to lose.”
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Look, I have difficulty with Argentina… yet still…
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Me watching the Swiss vs Argentina match - hoping one side can show enough to beat Satan’s XI.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Current status update….
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
*Deep breath* Once more once… Please Norway… save us.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Morocco, it isn’t personal. I need the French to win in case Satan’s XI get to the final.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Me, watching this match trying to judge which squad can beat the English the next round - if it comes to that…
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Can I interest all of you in my bandwagon World Cup team? #ABE
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Apropos about nothing. When I buy the Timbers & turn it into a community owned club - we’re doing a monthly summer soccer movie night at the stadium with all proceeds going to charity. #rctid
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
*deep breath* Norway… I believe in you…
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
World Cup status update.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Lucky Capt. Jack Aubrey & Dr. Stephan Maturin.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh forgot about this. Was in the 406 recently and picked up a gift for the @rosecityriveters.org capos… #baonpdx
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Come on DR Congo. I believe in you.
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Great minds think alike…
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Enjoying the chaos this World Cup… That said it hasn’t distracted me from our collective mission to stop evil…
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It’s already starting…
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
English fans chant I heard this morning: “Hs’s fat! With piles! He’s in the Epstein Files, Trump’s a c*nt, Trump’s a c*nt!” Me:
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Standing by and standing ready….
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Thought one of the last ones was the international brigade flag from the Spanish civil war for a quick second…
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Like to think the Pope was staring Ronaldo & Neymar dead in the eyes when he said this…
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Gracias España!
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My mental headspace entering this World Cup.
An Irish lad saying: “I don’t care who wins, I just need the English to lose.”
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The last half of brisket smoking into Montreal smoked meat (Canadian pastrami). (Making it for my niece’s wedding in a few weeks.)
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This Memorial Day I am remembering those who were the first Americans to fight fascism - the Abraham Lincoln Brigade Of 2,800 who volunteered, 700 died for the Spanish republic.
Members of the Abraham Lincoln Brigade
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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone.
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