Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 23hMe responding STOP for the ninth time today to political fundraising & polling text messages… and it isn’t even noon yet… 020
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hey #jazzsky, you may not like it. You may dread it, fear it, pray it goes away… but it still remains. This is what peak alpha human performance looks like. 140
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you are old enough to remember the show “Strangers with Candy” - Mitch is more lifeless than Jerri Blank’s father. 040
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Tired: “A Nation Once Again…” Wired: “Nations Once Again…” 020
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Sherman had to marched to the sea because he and his army had so much excess T - they were setting plantations, railroads, & cities on fire and needed to cool off. 010
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Apropos about nothing. Another item I am putting on the list if I ever have the chance to buy the #rctid / #baonpdx and turn them into a publicly owned clubs - We’re introducing Japanese baseball style draft beer backpack vendors as a way to decrease the pregame/halftime lines… 4120
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 03/08/2026OpenAI & Anthropic admitting that their AI agents are “accidentally” hacking another company - i.e. A FELONY!!! 040
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Time to bring back the Farmer-Labor Alliance baby!! 030
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Finally get to wear this thing to a match. #baonpdx 150
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Apropos about nothing… Love it when a marquee moon tells a story within itself… 040
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026More of a whimper now than a strong statement of mission… 000
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Look, I have difficulty with Argentina… yet still… 030
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Me watching the Swiss vs Argentina match - hoping one side can show enough to beat Satan’s XI. 020
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 11/07/2026*Deep breath* Once more once… Please Norway… save us. 120
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Morocco, it isn’t personal. I need the French to win in case Satan’s XI get to the final. 010
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Me, watching this match trying to judge which squad can beat the English the next round - if it comes to that… 010
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Can I interest all of you in my bandwagon World Cup team? #ABE 010
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Apropos about nothing. When I buy the Timbers & turn it into a community owned club - we’re doing a monthly summer soccer movie night at the stadium with all proceeds going to charity. #rctid 1100
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 06/07/2026*deep breath* Norway… I believe in you… 172
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Oh forgot about this. Was in the 406 recently and picked up a gift for the @rosecityriveters.org capos… #baonpdx 460
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Come on DR Congo. I believe in you. 070
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Enjoying the chaos this World Cup… That said it hasn’t distracted me from our collective mission to stop evil… 030
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026English fans chant I heard this morning: “Hs’s fat! With piles! He’s in the Epstein Files, Trump’s a c*nt, Trump’s a c*nt!” Me: 170
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Thought one of the last ones was the international brigade flag from the Spanish civil war for a quick second… 010
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Like to think the Pope was staring Ronaldo & Neymar dead in the eyes when he said this… 020
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 02/06/2026My mental headspace entering this World Cup. 010
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 30/05/2026The last half of brisket smoking into Montreal smoked meat (Canadian pastrami). (Making it for my niece’s wedding in a few weeks.) 020
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 25/05/2026This Memorial Day I am remembering those who were the first Americans to fight fascism - the Abraham Lincoln Brigade Of 2,800 who volunteered, 700 died for the Spanish republic. 020
Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone. 030