FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 19/01/2026It is 2016 because it never stopped being 2016. 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I was wondering why I get so many emails from the DLR and reasoned thus: it is because the train is computer operated, so the train workers have lots of time to make emails 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 13/01/2026The correct abbreviation for the Dock Lands Light Rail Way is DLLRW 010 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Why do they call it gran canaria, is it the island all of the grandmas live on? Is it the grandma island. 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 31/12/2025shaving and putting oil and salt on my skin call me CRISPY BELLY PORK 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 31/12/2025When a contemporary of the Pope surveyed Michelangelo’s work and assessed it to be vulgar, Michelangelo took revenge by painting his critic as an ass in hell. Posting his beef on the walls of a chapel 400yrs ago 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 29/12/2025This… this is diabolical. If you cannot see that something has gone seriously wrong, then you are part of the problem 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 27/12/2025What if the The Beatles were POOS! Poo McCartney Geroge 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 25/12/2025They call me a broth-er the amount of water, oil and salt I have in my bathtub! 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I put salt and oil in my baths now for I am tender like stewed beef 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 28/11/2025The Sports Direct mug is a very important and popular cultural symbol in the UK. It represents a really big cup of tea 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 17/11/2025It has been the challenge of the alchemist for centuries to turn piss into shit 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Did they have magnets in Medieval times Chat GPT: No they did not, magnets were discovered in 1899 by Lazarus Magnet 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Ordering a firing squad on deliveroo. Gotta give them the number first though 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Cowboys are shooting at the dirt near my feet and shouting ‘dance, dance!’. I involuntarily do an incredibly passionate flamenco 000 0
Reposted by FLASH STEVEFLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 03/11/2024Hello everyone, the National Clock Authority has informed me that daylight savings this year is CANCELLED. Please put your clocks forward an hour IMMEDIATELY. 001 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I do not want to go on an artists residency. I want to be exiled. I will do my best work while on the run from a hostile regime. 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Bánh mì? More like: they banned me from the samdwish shop because I ate all of the sandwishes! num num num num. I also got my nob out 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Infinite Jest more like infinite CREST. One must imajine Sisyphus cresting the hill 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 09/11/2025It is my God given right to fart loudly in a crowded cinema 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 02/11/2025The haunted reality in the UK got British millenials feeling nostalgic for ‘Poland in the 90’s’ 100 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 27/10/2025in thr uk Trump means a fart. Has anyone said this before 010 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 27/10/2025We used to have beLIEbers but now we have LABUBUS. Hey siri are labubus still funny 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I wish I was stephen from that song, ‘Stephen don’t fear the reaper’ 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I come of age and master 2010’s weird twitter humour as twitter becomes obsolete, as we move on to a sincere realism. Oh how dreary is life 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 10/10/2025KIER STARMER has made it ILLEGAL to google PICTURES OF POO AND WEE ON THE COMPUTER. My freedom of speech has been curtailed. 010 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Wilhelm scream? more like WILHELM’S CREAM! I think he was CUMMING when he made that yell! 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 09/09/2025If you rearrange the letters in Substack you get the word BUBKISS and it’s no coincidence because I get bubkiss views and subscribers! 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Dolnald Trums is POOING AND SHARTING his trousers and its running down his leg into his shoes via his socks! MANIFESTING 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 18/08/2025You should never clean your oven. It’s not dirt, it’s SPICE. It is FLAVOUR. 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 21/07/2025These days, everyone is saying LABUBU RAVE Aand no one is saying BABABOOEY 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 21/07/2025These days everyone is saying ‘LABUBU” and no one is sayijg ‘BABA BOOEY’! 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 27/06/2025If at first you don’t succeed DESTROY them in COMBAT 000 0
Reposted by FLASH STEVEFLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 09/10/2024Crazy how in the 50s you could only write songs about rockin' & rollin’ and being a 'hound dog' until the Beach Boys started writing songs about the beach and beach babes 001 0
Reposted by FLASH STEVEFLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 05/11/2024If I was the Pope I would sort everything out. Sort it right out 001 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Hang the DJ? more like SPANK THE DJ. Give that DJ a spank! 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Hinge? more like WHINGE! AS IN: I DONT GET NO FUCKIN DATES 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Ruin A Song By Replacing One Word With POOEY WILLY 000 0
FLASH STEVE @flashsteve.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I’ll just get all of the politicians in a room and say: enough with the hoo-ha! 000 0
