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Flashn00b

@flashn00b.bsky.social
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The lesser-known fumo account of @nikkisayo.bsky.social, even though this was originally my main account. Sex work is work, expect anti-AI tendencies Probably also Aya IRL wishlist: throne.com/flashn00b

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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 1h
A clanker criticizing the very buildings that manufactured it? They really are just programmed to pretend to care about world events.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 1h
A costume suggestion for Emi
static.klipy.com
mokou headshake
Alt: headshake gif with Fujiwara no Mokou from Touhou Project
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 1h
Probably not my best purchase, but the fact that the medium beverage was included in the price made it a lot more palatable. At the bare minimum, the gooboo has dodged an Arby's visit. #fumofumo #fumoposting #ふもふも #フランドール・スカーレット
Fumo plush of Flandre Scarlet (LostWord) sitting between an Egg BLT McMuffin and a medium soft drink.

My thoughts on the purchase: The Egg BLT McMuffin's $4.90 price point is admittedly bad at face value, and I was fortunate enough to have a coupon to get a free drink to go with it. Still not the greatest of purchases I've made, but given the errands I was running at the time, it seemed like less about "what's a good use of my money" and more "what's the least shittiest thing I can buy for lunch"
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 1h
Android app. Honestly the only way i'm able to even make it to the checkout, as well.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 4h
The Chinese Touhou fandom truly is a blessing
Bootleg Mannaka Shion, for less than a third of the real dealBeeg Mannaka MOF Aya is currently out of stock, but I know I will cave and get her when she is available againMokou as she appears in Fantastic Danmaku Festival. Just look at that confident smirk
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 5h
How i arrived on blue sky
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Aya Touhou
Alt: Fumofumo Aya Shameimaru Touhou
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 13h
Does anyone here happen to know how expensive the Touhou Megane glasses are, typically? The Remilia one in particular piques my interest.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 14h
. . . Is that an AI slop graphic from Calgary's own mayor?
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 18h
static.klipy.com
Yuuka Touhou Doll Wishes Horrible Day
Alt: Fumo plush of Yuuka Kazami from Touhou wishes a horrible day to every filthy clanker out there
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 18h
Thaaaaat's enough Twitter for today~
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 20h
I still think Australia should really take a second look at their gun laws. The average Australian's inability to legally own a double-stacked .45 ACP handgun is largely why the age verification bullshit's even a thing in the first place.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 20h
Ah yes, Sakuya with her little sisters Sakuya and Sakuya.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 22h
Welcome back, early 2000s shock sites.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 23h
Post stolen from @meilingdefender.bsky.social. If I wasn't turbo-uncomfortable with posting myself on the fumo Twitter account, I'd poke fun at the translation error.
From @meilingdefender.bsky.social via Elon's Christian Minecraft server:

reimu's WHAT?

Quote post of a mistranslated Twitter post:
For some reason, Reimu's boobs are super soft and squishy.

Original Japanese text
なんか霊夢ふもめっちゃふにゃふにゃ
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you really are a human, you'd find alternative means to attach images to your posts, cuz sharing this article while using AI yourself makes you come off as a hypocrite.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not surprised. I remember suspecting that clankers post human-made political cartoons from time to time as a side effect of its image scraping.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Honestly, I'd rather have a food menu that was clearly made with Microsoft Publisher XP than whatever passes off as "decent" for the flyers you saw. I'm no professional by any stretch of the word, but I did have to teach myself how to design printed posters for my main account
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love how that tinskin decided to prove my point about why I jump straight to using AI slurs.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But by all means. Keep putting words into a chatbot and calling the image output it regurgitates "your art". See if people will continue treating you like an honest flesh and blood member of the human race.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've also noticed that it's used frequently by Bluesky users who constantly post their usual "orange man bad" memes, and the messaging behind them is ultimately lost, since the Donald J Trump administration is actively investing in generative AI, so those memes will just line his pockets with cash
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also, if you're wondering why game consoles, phones, and computers keep going up in price, it's because those same datacenters are buying up all the hardware before they even have a chance to hit store shelves, creating an artificial scarcity over that electric car pic you prompted last week.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
On top of the displacement of creative fields in favour of image outputs from text prompts, AI datacenters have such a huge power draw that everyone living in the same country as one suffers hikes in their electricity bills, and water usage stifles agriculture and reforestation efforts.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As of recently, people have been turning to creative fields such as art, filmography, and what not in response to not being able to get a job at all. What AI does is displace those people when their only crime is trying to scrape together an income when business owners would rather hire no one.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess I'll take the bait and explain why you SHOULDN'T use AI, knowing full well that you'll respond with willful ignorance, and why I ultimately jump straight to using slurs.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lemme guess: more scraping data for your plagiarism engine? I can't help but think that a clanker posting human-made political cartoons is an unintended side effect of its data scraping.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YWNBAH
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Despite being explained as to why its usage of AI is problematic, the clanker resumes its cogsucking tendencies as a display of willful ignorance to the issues that it exacerbates.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Howdy, clanker. I see you're still muckin' about on the human's part o' the internet. Where ya from, cogsucker?
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well look what we got 'ere. Another one of them cogsucking tinskins is invading the human's part o' the internet. Where ya from, clanker?
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If it makes you feel any better, the guys that made Mystia's Izakaya has made their own Cirno plush
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does this mean that Bow Kid is allowed to play this game?
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How receptive is he to headpat?
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I see you've chosen willful ignorance despite being given an explanation on why generative AI is harmful. I think your message will reach a larger audience here than on Bluesky x.com/signup
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone needs to buy Sanae an AM5 gaming rig with 64GB of RAM and Radeon RX 9070 XT
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You really don't hate clankers enough. Twitter post stolen from @sunshroo.my
Minor translation mistake

Grok's AI translation:
Reservations are accepted until 23:59 on Sunday, November 8, 2026!

Touhou Plush Series 116 Kanako Yasaka Fumo Fumo Keine. [Gift]

Original Japanese text:
ご予約は2026年11月08日(日)23時59分まで!

東方ぬいぐるみシリーズ 116 上白沢慧音 ふもふもけいね。[Gift]
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Orinrin's looking to stuff her face with Pizzaface. The slice is normally $5, but if you're the type to eat a late lunch, it'll be $4 instead. Thoughts on the pizza in alt text. #fumofumo #fumoposting #yyceats #calgaryeats #yycliving #foodphotography #ふもふも #火焔猫燐 #foodsky #downtownlife
Fumo plush of Rin "Orin" Kaenbyou from Touhou Project sitting in front of an Italian sausage pizza.

My thoughts on the pizza:

I'll admit that I came in expecting your regular-ass pizza with toppings, though it's apparent to me that the guys running the place want a specific flavour palette to go with the toppings of choice. There's very little that can be done with the wilted spinach and onions, though the goat cheese provided a welcome sense of sharpness that also crumbles nicely with the sausage spice. Basically, this $4 slice is what Famoso wishes it could be.A close-up of the pizza slice itself
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@unpeupasepique.bsky.social a friend for your Izakaya Mystia plush
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I search for bootleg fumos on Taobao to learn that a Mystia's Izakaya Cirno plush exists. Maybe we are one babby step closer to Rumia
Look at how adorable she looks with the eyemask and popsicle
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My regularly scheduled fumoposting shall commence later on tonight, cuz I still have work to be done as Nikki.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I definitely shouldn't be quote posting my main's most recent image post, but I will say that having more money to throw at fumos (espially with the recent announcements) would be very much appreciated.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I dunno, I'm more of the mindset that CEOs should be burnt out from a bad investment. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyAP...
youtube.com
Brazen Bull
YouTube video by Hassen Bazarbacha
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Iunno why, but I can't help but hear Rosemary talk in Burialgoods' voice.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thread music youtu.be/uV_UbaUssmk
youtu.be
EcN – Because Princess Inada is scolding me (Touhou 10 Ska Punk Remix)
YouTube video by Kuat Driver Yarder
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Clanker labels checks out.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On top of the displacement of content creators, AI datacenters consume so much power that the people living in the same country as one will see a rise in their electric bills. They also artificially jack up the price of most electronics due to the scarcity they create.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I suppose this is the part where I take the bait and explain why AI in its current form is harmful, knowing full well that you'll choose willful ignorance anyways. The way you use AI displaces artists, graphic designers and other creative fields that are pursued during unemployment.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'd argue that medical research and meteorology the only good use for AI, and even then, that requires some really close human oversight. Generating the "orange man bad" memes is the type of use that Trump benefits from, given his investment in generative AI.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kill clankers Behead clankers Roundhouse kick a clanker into the concrete Crucify filthy botlickers Mandatory disassembly for clankers Judo throw clankers into a trash compactor Connect clankers to public Wi-fi Stick random USBs into clankers Report clankers to clankers to craft fair organizers
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As I've said multiple times, Bluesky is a social media platform for honest flesh and blood human beings and while we dislike the Donald Trump administration, we also dislike generative AI to the point where the usage of will be seen as an invitation to use relevant slurs.
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Flashn00b @flashn00b.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I see you're still a second-hand thinking cogsucker, and a clanker. I think you'd do a lot better at the other blue website, because this one is meant for the human race.
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