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Jennifer Flayley

@flannelle.bsky.social
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Love, peace and harmony

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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Read somewhere that Marilyn Monroe washed her entire body in carbolic soap so obviously I bought some.. the smell gives you a Proustian rush...but the soap scum it leaves on the side of the bathtub is like barnacles on a ship. No modern day cleaner can remove that shit
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just got this through the door and thought it was a pamphlet for an independent goth candidate in the Holborn & St Pancras by-election
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please God send me a sign The sign:
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can say any old shit online and get away with it if you play Mazzy Star on the backing track
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What's that song that goes la la la la la la la la la. La la la la lalaaa la la la la la la? It's been driving me mad all day
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The whole of Camden stinks of piss tonight: dog, rat, fox, cat and human
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whoever reposted this (for some reason I can't see who) we are clearly in the wrong dimension and now inside the black lodge version of reality... Just keep your wits about you
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fucking hell mate you have a mountain to climb
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tis the season to divorce fa la la la lah la la la lahhh 🔚
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When I worked in a bookshop some guy came up to me and said "EXCUSE ME WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR MOLAY-SKINNAYS". Please no one ever do that
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I bought a kilt today for £3
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My personal Mandela effect is that I swear to god up until 10 years ago nuptials was spelt nuptuals
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is how your email finds me Steve
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Asking for a juicy peach refill in a vape shop lit like the renaissance room in 2001 is embarrassing. But I do it anyway
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
- Nobody cares what you did or said last night - Some Like it Hot!
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
- that feeling when you meet someone you really like who likes you back - a fizzy sweet drink in a seriously hot country - finding that thing you thought you'd lost forever - the smell of clothes when they've dried in the sunshine - The Kinks
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No! I just found out my 1st ever bf did himself in..pls never do this.. Why? - the smell outside the chippy on a Friday night - that gulp of pure water when you're parched - the feel of a horse's mane - the look of pure love in the eyes of a dog when they stare at you - The Beatles (there's more)
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Must. Get. Up.
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Zack knocked on my friend's door unannounced with an entire film crew yesterday when she was hungover in her dressing gown at 3pm. She says he's very very nice
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
George the park keeper saw my dog sitting down and yawning on his walk today and said what's wrong with fatty? I said don't call me that!
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you want to try lucid astral projection dreaming that takes you on a journey through time and space spray some magnesium on the soles of your feet in bed. Trust me on this but prepare to feel slightly weird the next day
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You can do it put your Zack into it 🎶
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's iconic, thank you for writing it!x
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Spotted your book last night in the window of Camden Town Bookshop 💅
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have DM'd ya
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I vaguely remember making a witches hat out of a very thin floppy record around that time and painting my face green. Will try to find photos
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Congratulations good work! Share your tips on how to not come across as a whimsical freak in interviews wiv us plz 🙏
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a kid: -The Thriller video - The painful screaming transition of any normal man into a beast (The Hulk etc) -The Red Arrows - Having to work - Mrs Henderson - The thought of any person or animal suffering and dying - The sounds of my parents having s.e.x.
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A riot of pink🩷
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You must know one of my besties possibly probably. I won't type her name without her permission online but she's from Leeds and her initials are JJ and I think she specialised in screenprinting..She's 64 and a little pocket rocket!
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yes I begged the nurses to unofficially give my dad an overdose of morphine when I knew he was a goner and wanted oblivion but they were not allowed to do it. It will haunt me forever
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There's a good tribute band around called Nearly Dan whose lead singer is a working GP. He gets those precise non-chalant Donald Fagen vocals spot on. Imagine him being your doc...Can you just sing me the test results please
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
After some extensive research I've reached to conclusion that you need to spend at least £150 pp in London to feel like you've had a lovely meal that you couldn't have made at home yourself for under £20 with ingredients from Aldi and instructions from the internet. That's out of proportion
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What an amazing time What a family
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Osama Bin Laden was only 44 years old on 9/11, was he going through the "manopause" when he masterminded the attacks? by Jan Moir
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thank you!
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me and me Bezzy mate
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If he ever does it again 🙏 magicmenagerie.wordpress.com/author/magic...
magicmenagerie.wordpress.com
Ralph Brown
actor, writer, musician, raconteur
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Must!
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Have you seen him and his band play the entirety of Sgt Peppers/Pet Sounds? Totally bitchin man
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Liverbirds are tilly mint 🫡
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I thought this was one of those viral seagull videos but you captured it on film? They really are cocky aren't they
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Many of us find seagulls enormously inspiring. They are rascals not bastards! The merry pranksters of the skies
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's haunting me right now!
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The most memorable thing I've done this summer is observe a man in his late sixties trying to punch flying seagulls who stole his ice cream shouting "you bastards!" Over and over again in Kent
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My office style icon is Faye and her symphonies of brown in that film
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I heard that now it's Labor day unfortunately Americans aren't allowed to wear shoes until the summer solstice
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yes it's like having a toilet in your bedroom, just plain wrong
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I have a galley kitchen so hard agree
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
BURNING MAN FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T AFFORD TO GO
Geoff Dyer wrote an essay in his book YOGA FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO IT about Burning Man called 'The Zone', which I rather like.
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