Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Read somewhere that Marilyn Monroe washed her entire body in carbolic soap so obviously I bought some.. the smell gives you a Proustian rush...but the soap scum it leaves on the side of the bathtub is like barnacles on a ship. No modern day cleaner can remove that shit 000
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just got this through the door and thought it was a pamphlet for an independent goth candidate in the Holborn & St Pancras by-election 040
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You can say any old shit online and get away with it if you play Mazzy Star on the backing track 010
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What's that song that goes la la la la la la la la la. La la la la lalaaa la la la la la la? It's been driving me mad all day 011
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The whole of Camden stinks of piss tonight: dog, rat, fox, cat and human 010
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Whoever reposted this (for some reason I can't see who) we are clearly in the wrong dimension and now inside the black lodge version of reality... Just keep your wits about you 000
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fucking hell mate you have a mountain to climb 100
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tis the season to divorce fa la la la lah la la la lahhh 🔚 000
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When I worked in a bookshop some guy came up to me and said "EXCUSE ME WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR MOLAY-SKINNAYS". Please no one ever do that 010
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My personal Mandela effect is that I swear to god up until 10 years ago nuptials was spelt nuptuals 101
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Asking for a juicy peach refill in a vape shop lit like the renaissance room in 2001 is embarrassing. But I do it anyway 010
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026- Nobody cares what you did or said last night - Some Like it Hot! 010
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026- that feeling when you meet someone you really like who likes you back - a fizzy sweet drink in a seriously hot country - finding that thing you thought you'd lost forever - the smell of clothes when they've dried in the sunshine - The Kinks 100
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026No! I just found out my 1st ever bf did himself in..pls never do this.. Why? - the smell outside the chippy on a Friday night - that gulp of pure water when you're parched - the feel of a horse's mane - the look of pure love in the eyes of a dog when they stare at you - The Beatles (there's more) 100
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Zack knocked on my friend's door unannounced with an entire film crew yesterday when she was hungover in her dressing gown at 3pm. She says he's very very nice 010
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026George the park keeper saw my dog sitting down and yawning on his walk today and said what's wrong with fatty? I said don't call me that! 010
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If you want to try lucid astral projection dreaming that takes you on a journey through time and space spray some magnesium on the soles of your feet in bed. Trust me on this but prepare to feel slightly weird the next day 010
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Spotted your book last night in the window of Camden Town Bookshop 💅 210
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I vaguely remember making a witches hat out of a very thin floppy record around that time and painting my face green. Will try to find photos 010
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Congratulations good work! Share your tips on how to not come across as a whimsical freak in interviews wiv us plz 🙏 000
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Things I was frightened of as a kid: -The Thriller video - The painful screaming transition of any normal man into a beast (The Hulk etc) -The Red Arrows - Having to work - Mrs Henderson - The thought of any person or animal suffering and dying - The sounds of my parents having s.e.x. 010
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You must know one of my besties possibly probably. I won't type her name without her permission online but she's from Leeds and her initials are JJ and I think she specialised in screenprinting..She's 64 and a little pocket rocket! 110
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yes I begged the nurses to unofficially give my dad an overdose of morphine when I knew he was a goner and wanted oblivion but they were not allowed to do it. It will haunt me forever 110
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026There's a good tribute band around called Nearly Dan whose lead singer is a working GP. He gets those precise non-chalant Donald Fagen vocals spot on. Imagine him being your doc...Can you just sing me the test results please 010
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026After some extensive research I've reached to conclusion that you need to spend at least £150 pp in London to feel like you've had a lovely meal that you couldn't have made at home yourself for under £20 with ingredients from Aldi and instructions from the internet. That's out of proportion 020
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Osama Bin Laden was only 44 years old on 9/11, was he going through the "manopause" when he masterminded the attacks? by Jan Moir 010
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If he ever does it again 🙏 magicmenagerie.wordpress.com/author/magic...magicmenagerie.wordpress.comRalph Brownactor, writer, musician, raconteur 110
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Have you seen him and his band play the entirety of Sgt Peppers/Pet Sounds? Totally bitchin man 110
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I thought this was one of those viral seagull videos but you captured it on film? They really are cocky aren't they 100
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Many of us find seagulls enormously inspiring. They are rascals not bastards! The merry pranksters of the skies 100
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The most memorable thing I've done this summer is observe a man in his late sixties trying to punch flying seagulls who stole his ice cream shouting "you bastards!" Over and over again in Kent 110
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My office style icon is Faye and her symphonies of brown in that film 120
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I heard that now it's Labor day unfortunately Americans aren't allowed to wear shoes until the summer solstice 000
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Yes it's like having a toilet in your bedroom, just plain wrong 010
Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026BURNING MAN FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T AFFORD TO GO 010