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Jennifer Flayley

@flannelle.bsky.social
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 14h
Just got this through the door and thought it was a pamphlet for an independent goth candidate in the Holborn & St Pancras by-election
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please God send me a sign The sign:
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can say any old shit online and get away with it if you play Mazzy Star on the backing track
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What's that song that goes la la la la la la la la la. La la la la lalaaa la la la la la la? It's been driving me mad all day
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The whole of Camden stinks of piss tonight: dog, rat, fox, cat and human
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I bought a kilt today for £3
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My personal Mandela effect is that I swear to god up until 10 years ago nuptials was spelt nuptuals
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is how your email finds me Steve
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Asking for a juicy peach refill in a vape shop lit like the renaissance room in 2001 is embarrassing. But I do it anyway
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No! I just found out my 1st ever bf did himself in..pls never do this.. Why? - the smell outside the chippy on a Friday night - that gulp of pure water when you're parched - the feel of a horse's mane - the look of pure love in the eyes of a dog when they stare at you - The Beatles (there's more)
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Must. Get. Up.
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Zack knocked on my friend's door unannounced with an entire film crew yesterday when she was hungover in her dressing gown at 3pm. She says he's very very nice
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
George the park keeper saw my dog sitting down and yawning on his walk today and said what's wrong with fatty? I said don't call me that!
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you want to try lucid astral projection dreaming that takes you on a journey through time and space spray some magnesium on the soles of your feet in bed. Trust me on this but prepare to feel slightly weird the next day
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You can do it put your Zack into it 🎶
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a kid: -The Thriller video - The painful screaming transition of any normal man into a beast (The Hulk etc) -The Red Arrows - Having to work - Mrs Henderson - The thought of any person or animal suffering and dying - The sounds of my parents having s.e.x.
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
After some extensive research I've reached to conclusion that you need to spend at least £150 pp in London to feel like you've had a lovely meal that you couldn't have made at home yourself for under £20 with ingredients from Aldi and instructions from the internet. That's out of proportion
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What an amazing time What a family
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Osama Bin Laden was only 44 years old on 9/11, was he going through the "manopause" when he masterminded the attacks? by Jan Moir
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me and me Bezzy mate
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The most memorable thing I've done this summer is observe a man in his late sixties trying to punch flying seagulls who stole his ice cream shouting "you bastards!" Over and over again in Kent
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I heard that now it's Labor day unfortunately Americans aren't allowed to wear shoes until the summer solstice
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
BURNING MAN FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T AFFORD TO GO
Geoff Dyer wrote an essay in his book YOGA FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO IT about Burning Man called 'The Zone', which I rather like.
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have to run a party tomorrow. There will be elephants and dancing bears and a beautiful lady in pink tights will fly high above my head and I'll think to myself: is that all there is to running a party?
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I honestly don't think this could happen because people round here (Holborn & st Pancras) like the status quo and are mostly performative left leaning but rich so not left enough to vote Green. They will vote for a donkey in a red ribbon etc He should go for Mayor of Manchester instead. Av it
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He is contemplating temptation, virtue, choice and consequence
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tanguy Destable is such a nominatively deterministic 🚩
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm sorry I can't come out for the next 12 weeks, I accidentally went to my hairdresser in a delirious state and had my hair cut like Princess Diana circa 1983
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A man from Crouch End knocked on my door and started questioning me in a slightly startled way about my thoughts on Zack Polanski. Labour are working out who his best competitor could be so I told him in no uncertain terms: Jeremy Corbyn junior is the only man for the job. And I am that man.
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's funny Jenrick should bring up being polite because I heard from a friend that a very drunk Farage once urinated into a plant pot at the Embassy of Liechtenstein in Brussels during the ambassador's reception when he was an MEP. Give that man a Ferrero Rocher!
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trying to bring our Sparks back
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'll stop the world and melt with you 🫠🫠
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We're both ill so I've put on a romantic comedy to cheer us up
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You have woken up in a world where absolutely no one has ever heard of Richard Curtis apart from you
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So arrrd
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just watched Practical Magic 1998: give us a break!! So many questions about how that film ever got made and now there's a sequel. What?
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Keep it light keep it light keep it light (me at work drinks)
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tuesday bluesday
For some reason we woke up and we all dressed in blue today
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I bought this from the charity shop earlier today and now I'm wondering how many people have touched this whilst wiping their arses
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The key change at 2 minutes 40 represents the transition from August to September (in my head)
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I woke myself up this morning shouting "he's a buddha in the streets and a grasshopper in the sheets"
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Next year I'm taking the whole of August off the internet like an Italian villeggiatura
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh you've lost weight Thank you it's my new parasite
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Respect to the sexy beast bald gangster man in the crisp white polo shirt standing next to me today at Stratford tube station smoking an actual cigar
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The person who posted this doesn't allow quote posts so I'll just say the bigger the polka dot the better the shot
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The only defunct shops that spring to mind are Coats & Ats, The Body Shop, Kookai and BHS, none of which sound like a posh surname. Can't play
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Love in the nineties..is paranoid Love in the twenties is schadenfreude
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What's the English word for the earthy scent of the man next door smoking weed in his garden after a heavy rainfall
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Kent is really beautiful when you get away from the coast and into deep darling buds of may territory
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Jennifer Flayley @flannelle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I love the guy who wrote this because he was born in 1908 and made his family live under the first L on the Hollywood sign and was a prototype hippie. Bet he was a right c**t though
Lyrics to Full Moon by Eden Ahbez (composer of Nature Boy)
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