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Jeff B

@flamingtwits.bsky.social
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I’m hip about time.

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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 10h
Is it my imagination or is that an Anton Chigurh Shrek, talking about the lucky quarter?
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 10h
Great fun seeing Manny suffer. But what are they putting in the water in SD?
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 10h
Epic photo. This should be in a museum next to a Hogarth engraving
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 13h
Even better, put Mar-a-Lago on there and share it with him
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 17h
His later work is just so…indulgent
Annie Hall
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 17h
This is all a bullshit performative authoritarian loyalty test. “Do you agree with Dear Leader that the sun rises in the West?”
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 17h
That Funky Muncy
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 19h
She’ll be out and working for Linda McMahon within a week
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 19h
Detective McSmog is on the case
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 20h
Spectrum Allocation xkcd.com/3307/
Comic: Modern Spectrum Allocation Chart. [Long line of rectangles of different widths in shades of gray. From top to bottom: radio (shouting), TV test patterns, 1G cellular, radio (music), radio (static), reserved for zeppelin navigation, TV channels 2, 5, 7-13, 16, 17, and 28 with 2G cellular in between, interference, WKRP in Cincinnati, spaceship beeps, all other TV, car dealership ads, numbers stations, weather balloons, amateur radio, HAM radio, “weather balloons”, *Choosing Texas* 24/7, [extra large rectangle] boat captains say they need this for something and we don’t ask what because they’re scary, the secret radio waves that make planes stay up, defunct satellite phone company, radioastronomy, radioastrology, [extra small rectangle] all modern wireless infrastructure, death rays, LoFi hip hop beats to relax/study to, security guard walkie talkies, amateur military satellites, left open in case aliens try to call, one brand of garage door openers with a lot of political pull.]
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 20h
Let’s get Pete to blow them up
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 20h
Upcoming NY Times headline: Critics say Trump statements test the limits of presidential power
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 22h
Me when I get the news
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 23h
Transfer the convicted J6 insurrectionists to little boats in the Caribbean so they can face “justice” there
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 07/10/2026
Props to the photo editor for getting this down to the vast and trunkless legs of stone
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And they recently acquired cowboy hats! Big thanks to this crew for keeping the myth of the ridiculous Frenchman alive.
Holy Grail
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This dude sounds like an ideal ICE recruit to me. Definitely meets their high standards. Surprised the agency hasn’t just gone ahead and hired him.
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reacharound the aisle, y’all!
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tariffs. Such a beauty-ful woid
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yet another expression of yearning for the halcyon days of Tip & Ronnie. Both sides have their issues, but at the end of the day, they would gather together over whisky and toast…
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If there is one thing voters cannot abide it is the adding of fodder
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Bayliss Wagner @baylisswagner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BREAKING: In Nebraska rally, Trump just suggested he would be unbothered to see Iran "take out" LA or San Diego: “They could take out a city,” he said. “Let them take—Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego. That’s—this is a very small price to pay."
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lawyer up, Jamelle!
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“—rendering my teeth into little ivory keys on which a cartoon rabbit plays “Flight of the Bumblebee”, presumably—“
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In 20-30 years the cynical book/apology tours and Lee Atwater deathbed confessions by these creatures will be epic.
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m surprised Tracy didn’t go on permanent disability after that absolutely brutal smackdown by Maxine.
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Was this the rally where he told his followers to “shove it up their ass?”. Seems like this might have been a bigger deal if Biden had said it, given the MSM’s deep concern over presidential mental acuity. Instead it’s crickets. I don’t think NY Times mentioned it at all.
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In one month from now Trump will be openly seeking to overturn the Nov 3 results. We all know that is coming. That is why Democratic AGs should announce now that if anyone tries to interfere in their election--including Trump-they will prosecute under state law. Trump can't pardon state crimes!
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I guess Carville was unavailable 🤷
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Travis Bickle has health advice
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sadly many U.S. Americans don’t have maps
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“His correspondence with Jefferson Davis was a passionate one. Their letters reveal a surprising degree of mutual respect and yes, even deep affection.”
Shelby sez
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“I have the best woids”
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It can’t be helped
https://www.alzheimers.org.uk/about-dementia/stages-and-symptoms/dementia-symptoms/losing-inhibitions
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Katherine O’Hara in Best in Show
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
Rod Serling
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aced it!
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sir good point sir
Safety Last
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Signature model with exclusive envelope packaging?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On our next podcast: up close and personal with the NY Times headline editor!
Bari
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They done took mah money
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Vaal calls to us. Let us go to him. He hungers. Please.
Vaal from Star Trek
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“sperm”
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The first reporter that shows him a photo of this device at a presser gets two cookies. I vote for Kaitlin.
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But he was ready to blow his stack by golly
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whenever I do crimes I always say “suck it Democrats”
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