alternative milks @flamingo-teeth.bsky.social · 16/04/2025if i saw a man wearing this in public i would drive him to a high kill shelter 010
alternative milks @flamingo-teeth.bsky.social · 07/03/2025the TATACASA is a lil old place where WE CAN SEE SOME TATAAAAAAS 030
alternative milks @flamingo-teeth.bsky.social · 04/03/2025behold the awful jackass who has eaten his second air conditioning cord in less than one year 110
alternative milks @flamingo-teeth.bsky.social · 28/02/2025got too high and commented “haha yea so true bestie also the government wants me dead” on this and my gf wisely made me delete it 040
alternative milks @flamingo-teeth.bsky.social · 20/02/2025feeding these things one by one into the sink disposal might heal me 250
alternative milks @flamingo-teeth.bsky.social · 12/02/2025“forgot my vape at my parents’ house”: a diptych 050
alternative milks @flamingo-teeth.bsky.social · 06/02/2025just a couple guys both on hormones and psychiatric medication 170
alternative milks @flamingo-teeth.bsky.social · 29/01/2025me, stoned and spiraling, hearing about bird flu in 2023: the government wants to kill my bird me, sober and calm, in 2025: the government wants to kill my bird and me also 240
alternative milks @flamingo-teeth.bsky.social · 27/01/2025big fan of this Creature Who Lives In My House but i can’t help but wish he didn’t have a cockandballs on his nose 120
alternative milks @flamingo-teeth.bsky.social · 23/01/2025“veilguard bad” “the crows are bad actually” “every game that isn’t dao BAD” 010
alternative milks @flamingo-teeth.bsky.social · 17/01/2025meanwhile my work emails look like this 010
alternative milks @flamingo-teeth.bsky.social · 16/01/2025an untrained algorithm is the internet’s stem cell, a thing of endless possibility 010
alternative milks @flamingo-teeth.bsky.social · 21/11/2024ayo somebody left their deviantart wolfaboo oc on my hiking trail. she’s got homophobia and everything 130
