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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 13h

Interview was very positive. Performance review was stellar. So when I say my work laptop is being a bit of a bitch, just know that I am ecstatic and am in full acceptance of the universe's imposition of balancing forces upon my day. Onwards, upwards, forward.

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 16h

I remember when my pc's OS didn't act like an upset toddler when the internet didn't work.. I miss those days.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026

White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump’s Ass theonion.com/white-house-downplays-…

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Woof woof... I'm the cat your mother warned you about.

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Feeling like I weigh 10,000 tons and nothing is going to stop me from growing. Last 24hrs has been the hopeful ignition of my rocket. My chance to finally grow up and feel like I have exceeded my expectations and those of others around me. I will be a successful member of the line.

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"Basically I need a massive challenge with catastrophic consequences and disadvantages before my mind even starts to spool into boost and make serious power" Me to sales.

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

That's not a real person, that's a worn out animatronic from the original iteration of Disneyland's Pirates of the Caribbean. There's no way that's a living breathing human. I require a team of doctors and scientists to convince me otherwise.

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

How is it folks have pc hardware just smokin out? I see people posting about a monitor or gpu that's literally blown up. What happened?

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

After filling your forklift's LPG tank, use a match to check for leaks.

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Definitely convinced M$ employees don't use what they make... No one is THAT masochistic.

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Where's the impact of the millions spent on Seattle homelessness? Mayor gave herself a raise like there was an impact, so let's see it. Same for the governor.. Show us what you did to deserve more money in your pocket.

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

mynorthwest.com/mynorthwest-... We need audits, cuts, reforms, and transparency. They do not need more money. We need affordability, instead costs in WA are inflated by high taxes while politicians have given themselves raises and potholes are rampant.

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King County Council approves sales tax increase without seeking voter approval - MyNorthwest.com

The King County Council approved a sales tax increase Tuesday to support children and families.

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Beatings will continue.... What's morale?

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Dude..... My back is already doing a good job of this... Once I get back to my rotary phone, you will hear about this!

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ran the rug doctor tonight.. Eh, can't complain. Instant gratification hits different at age 42.

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Well, at least you were warned xD

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Assumptions as a QC pass... Is this Boeing avionics software?

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

LMAO!!!!! I might actually get on a flight with a furry flight crew.

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Molly Moon, ice cream so good I will endure the 2 days of hell my lactose intolerance imposes for consuming it.

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oop, no, there's one driver who doesn't give a fuck what you pay for the goods on his truck...

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

High diesel prices have one major benefit, the valley is a lot quieter without all the idling trucks.

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ranger, see what happens when you teach em how to do it your way? They do it your way. Now he's muuuuch bigger.

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Absolute unit of a garden spider. Probably +20mm across when moving. There's a couple this size back here, staying a respectable distance from each other.

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fall in the PNW is lots of thinking the weather is going to be nice, and is instead pea soup fog.

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Waiting for Code Blue Cam and MW Safety to cover one of them lmao

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That was a relationship ending tier meltdown...

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Now the CL360 has a timing mark for cam chain adjustment. Much faster and more accurate execution for this frequent task makes it easier to rack up more miles.

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I was really cold last night and had weird dreams

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ugh.... So that was just tossing a grenade into a hot tub.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026

“Every guy knows what it’s like to walk around with a load in his slacks, but you don’t have to anymore with these stylish pants you can just tear off and drop in the toilet.” — Sean Riley, CEO

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Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis

CHICAGO—Touting them as the clean and fashionable solution to a common messy situation, personal-cleansing brand Dude Wipes announced Thursday its new line of flushable khakis. “Every guy knows what i...

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Forgot earbuds, tempted to go home sick.... Sick of listening to all y'all lmao

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fuck Sam Adams, I'll have a Bodi

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Mittens // Flaerion @flaerion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Narcissism, the license plate holder

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