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‘When right becomes wrong, resistance becomes a duty’ B.B. P.K L13.

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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 16/06/2026
Here are all 113 alleged members we were able to successfully extract. This data can also be verified via versions of the site captured by the Wayback Machine, even if it doesn't properly render the website.
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Diddlysquat @vimfuego18.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Burnley players first training session under caretaker Michael Jackson hailed a success.🤣 #LUFC
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
😂😂😂😂 You win the internet for today 🫡🤘😎
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Oh, yes! I even grow my own 😎
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
When the king and the jester are the same person…😣
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Must be the stench of the rotten carcass…
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Dancing in the Rain ☔️
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Logic was never their forte, I would say…🙄
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Heard rumors about Disney trying to squeeze the last drop of milk out of the cow…🙄
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
That’s why it’s so important to check twice what one is hearing and seeing 😏
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This movie is like a where’s Waldo version where you get points for naming every sampled scene from other films👍 What a staggering work it must have been to piece it all together!😎🫡🤘
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Beer goggles generally do little for respecting women. But I respect the effort 🫡😎
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Thanks! Everyone in my vicinity is denying any resemblance of these two. I’ve been gaslighted 🧐
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Well, I’ll probably end up like
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
He would have been better off with old and approved ‘I have no recollection of this’😂😂😂
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
As long as Rage still fuels the flame in you, you’re not old!😎🤘
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
😂😂😂 The Penis Snatcher
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
A 1980’s Shure Beta 58! 😏
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yepp, this sounds like a scam to get investor’s money. All the Tokamak reactors, ITAK, BEST, etc., are yet in no state for commercial use.
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
🙄 Funny how the muppet Zampoli talks about Italy deserving the spot because of ‘pedigree’, when they botched it for the third time in a row…😂
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Looks like the wifey is equipped with a lot of silicone and can be used as a floating device. Fitting for a naval person…🤔
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
And just like that, the german name Seehund (sea dog) makes perfectly sense😂🤘🫡
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Just…WOW!😳
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Dr Robert Bohan @robertbohan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
How gay is the USA? In 2012 there were about 11m LGBTQ ppl in the USA [3.5%] ▪️In 2025 there were about 32.5m LGBTQ ppl in the USA [9.3%] Amongst Gen Z the % rises to 23.1% in 2025. So in 2100* there will be about 84.5m LGBTQ. The future is a rainbow.
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a transgender flag and a rainbow flag are in the sand on a beach
ALT: a transgender flag and a rainbow flag are in the sand on a beach
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Nice post!🫡😎 I guess the penis plucking potato will connect the dots to the use of Tylenol or not drinking enough sewage water 🙄
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I would like to suggest him being called a dick, because a cunt can take a pounding; this dick can’t 😏
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Me, me, me, me, me, me & and a bunch of women 😣
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
How nice for her to discover something so delicious!🤤 And nice of you to play along😎🤘🫡
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Problem is, MAGA think they are the resistance against an oppressive government🙄 And all their concerns are based on monetary topics. They only revolt against their Führer when the gas prices rise…😣
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Yes, of course! We have big chains over here as well and my comment was not ment to apologize for the greed of those (or the studios. One ticket~13USD😏
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
😂😂😂😂🤘🫡😎 Also:
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
John Waters with long hair 😳
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
So fluffy…🥹
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I changed my sentiment on that some time ago when I found out that our small local theater (in Scandinavia) is run by the city. That means they are obliged to show a wide variety of movies, not just the money makers, but also smaller independent work. They wouldn’t survive without commercials…
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Stunning 🤘🫡 I expect the gatekeeper is just around the corner…
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I think we all know who did this, Merriam-Webster😏 Correct language is important, though 🫡 It’s the difference of knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit🥳 (But honestly, why are all three C’s in Pacific Ocean pronounced differently? 🙄)
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Fascinating 😎🤘 Reminds me a bit of my cat, when crawling into a plastic bag and not finding his way out…🥳
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Hitchhiker @42inabook.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is Bill , 80 He’s contributing his wife’s recipe for relish ( in the 3 jars) to the Canberra Senior’s Centre “ memorable recipes “ book to be released at the end of the year She “left” a decade ago but ensured Bill learnt the recipe(and others) so he wouldn’t “starve” after she passed
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I’d say ‘eat dick’, but that would be animal cruelty now…🙄
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
He’s doing a documentary about Sir David 😂
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
‘The canine accidentally fell out of a window’
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
And suddenly the phrase ‘eat dick’ gets a real disturbing meaning…😳
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Thousand-yard stare when you sold your soul to the orange muppet
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
George Carlin:
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This is actually good news😳 Micro dosing of LSD and ibogaine is showing promising and lasting results for people with depression and anxiety who otherwise show little response to standard medication. But I immediately wonder why these muppets show their support. Another way to control a market?😏
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Dogs are also a dog's best pal. 💕🐶💖🐕🐾 #dogs #friendships #sweet
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
😁🥳🤘
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