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Vanny hates egg plants

@fizzballs.bsky.social
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It's me ya boy vanny Stinky clown skeletons ahead 24 and feeling funky fresh Sexiest of Offenders

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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
coffee passive aggressively texting wine when annoyed "I went there and they said you were the captain"
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Razz in this standing at the top of a long spiral staircase, watching mutt and cash stumbling back in. "AND WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS?!?" an ominous wind gently making the Bambi princess fur chiffon rob gently fluttering before hoytily pouting chin turned upwards Cash "mutt swap bros with me"
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
me when I found out older pretty omega × younger obsessive alpha trope wine...wine is the pretty omega and blue is gonna be the alpha that is obsessed just in case anyone wondered teehee
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
When Razz and Blue end up getting into disagreements, wine puts them in the get along cage
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
My town does this thing with a local charity that knits little angels and leaves them around. each with a note saying please take care of me i found these two and they gave me massive swad and his little swan energy...they came home with me
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
You are welcome
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Been playing this hedgehog 🦔 game (it's just an one of those ones you leave idle), and this purple one called grape turned up... obviously there my new favorite hedgy and get the special place so i can keep them and spoil them like a certain moody little skeleton
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
>:3 maybe my little dude who never wears shoes cause who needs em anyway
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
AHHH I JUST SAW THIS...let me just come in and slide my little dude Brass in for a chance. He's just a little guy
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
HEAVY BREATHING g..gaster blaster I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Razz summer
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Listen I'm not saying Vince can make strawberry milk from his big ol' cow titties but I'm not saying he can't either
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Pezs (otherwise known as doggy) peek sneeze hours are 3am followed by loud wet grooming sounds
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
No one No one at all Papyrus: "SANS IF I TURN AROUND, BROTHER, YOU HAD BETTER NOT BE UNCLOTHED...AGAIN!! I AM ON PATROL"
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I AM LOOKING
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Listen im completely normal over this sweaty little goblin ass skeleton...I mean so normal and definitely not making shitty memes about sniffing him NERVOUS SWEATING normal
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The look blue gets when Red doesn't feel teeth during the sloppy toppy
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Yes...yes you should
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Me having a totally normal response to people posting cubby sans ocs (ESPECIALLY FELLS AND SWAPS)...very normal, very demure and definitely not feral at all
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
This looks like fun!! Id love to drop my boy fizz he's open to any outfit :3 my little clown skelly baby
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Forgot to mark the free space but dang nearly full too lmao
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Going through my camera roll and this gem popped up...don't even remember taking but I'm pleasantly surprised
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Basically all the sans aus in a nutshell (stretch is the horse cause I headcanon that long sans being a secret horse girl and I will die on that hill)
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
My face when devouring some diabolical non con media
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Let's all take a moment to appreciate this gold toothed bastard man Clutch the opossum from sonic I'm starting to feel like I've got a problem with sharp toothed assholes....SIGH
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Shakes them like maracas I got these little guys I've been meaning to do something with but never got around to it Bluey and Mono (used to be nightly sans)
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Oh neat! Let me offer up my babies Star ✨ my swap baby Fizz my stinky comfort clown
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Thought I'd give you a choice! Chance (with his blaster lucky) lil human eater Fizz my stinky comfort clown and last! My baby star ⭐ mixed up with little swap (he's got issues)
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
LOUD BARKING SOUNDS let me throw either of my fellswap cotl babies Regal and pez (also know as lamb and doggy)
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
You know who imma throw at you Nos cause he's smelly icky man baby
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Let me slide in my silly clown fizzy and my sweet baby cupcake uwu
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Me rn
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Francine in a bathroom is literally me when giving my ocs terrible scenarios at 3am Sorry fizzy please forgive me
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
COLLARD MY BOY (the back of it cause I just had too)
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
My silly little emotional support sans 💜
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Oh nice! Id definitely have to offer up my smelly clown fizzy for a chance :3
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
What the senses see when I'm cooking up new headcanons and silly ideas
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
No one No one at all Edge: MY MY WHAT A HANDSOME LITTLE MAIL MAN WE HAVE red scratching his coccyx while watching edge talk to doomfanger in the most sickly sweet baby Voice Red:...boss it's 5am play with ya cat at a normal fuckin time
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Pov your dream, about to spend your first night with ink....and he uses one of these bad boys to slap grab a condom from the nightstand...
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
The two sides of my skellies Chance: I like to emotionally manipulate a traumatized man into thinking I’m his fake husband Star: Me when I'm emotionally manipulated into thinking I'm this weird man's husband and believing it fully And there is just Fiz peeing in the corner
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
Edge calling Red on the bunny phone to remind him that he's still a piece of shit
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Fizzy new year's everyone Hope yours starts as fantastically as mine! 🎊✨🎊🎉
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
My zine came! I absolutely love it and the cute stickers toooooo. Emotional support sans approves, the snow paps on the tape killed me I got picked in the giveaway for one and I'm so so so grateful
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
I love star he's my goofy little swap hardly any social skills zero self awareness, he's basically a baby deer. So like if he ever meet Sugar (horror paps) he'd accidentally flirt like "HE HAS THE BIGGEST FEMURS I'VE EVER SEEN" while clasping his cheeks and giggling 🥺💀
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
A belated fizzmas to y'all on here
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
Don't mind me making stupid memes Whispers I can change him
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
So possy has a papy now, Slick he's an asshole raccoon boy (he's a raccoon that's his excuse and he's sticking with it) Just two trash boys digging in the dumpster of life
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
Wait Nightmare is that you?? :0
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
"two raccoons, chilling in your anus. 8 inches apart cause that's the diameter human anus can stretch to without sustaining permanent damage and a raccoon can squeeze into a hole as small as 4 inches in diameter" This is a grown ass man
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